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The Way of the Dog/Quotes

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Season 31 Episode Quotes
683 "The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds"
684
"The Way of the Dog"
"Undercover Burns" 685


Marge: Ooh, look! An old Santa hat. You know who would love to wear this?
Bart: No one.
Marge: The dog!

Homer: Oh, not tomorrow. Tomorrow's UFC fight 243.
Marge: Why do you care so much about one stupid fight?
Bart: 'Cause he paid 60 bucks to watch it.
Marge: 60 bucks to watch a fight?
Homer: Actually, 70. I got it in HD.
Marge: We don't even have an HDTV.
Homer: I wanted the pay-per-view operator to think I was a big shot.

Elaine Wolff: The more I spend time with dogs, the more I realize that I entirely prefer them to people.
[everyone laughs]
Elaine Wolff: No, no, I'm serious. I really despise you.

Lisa: Could you teach us to do what you do? To see the world through his eyes?
Elaine Wolff: Oh, not through his eyes. That's the point. A dog's dominant sense is smell. He sees the world with his nose, and his nose sees so much more than our eyes. For instance, we see a lamppost. Your dog sees everyone who's ever been here.

Homer: Bad dog! Very bad dog! Crap dog!

Bart: Well, if he's staying outside, I'm staying outside.
Homer: You are not staying outside! You are not the boss here!
Mr. Burns: Well, I am, and he paid me to tell you what to do. This boy is sleeping outside.
Homer: Yes, sir.

Chief Wiggum: Well, I am not leaving here empty-handed. Make me a sandwich.
Marge: No.
Chief Wiggum: Okay, all right. Being a police chief really sucks.

Clayton: Darling, I've done something impulsive. You know how Mother always wanted you to wear her ring, but she died at a time when we had no hope. And in my heartache, I let them bury her with it. So I dug her up and, uh, will you marry me? I know "exhumed" isn't usually the most romantic word, but...

Les Moore: Yeah, I remember this mutt. Uh, Santa's Little Helper. Yeah! Hey, what'd you rename him?
Bart: We didn't.
Les Moore: Boy, are you lazy.

Les Moore: Ow! Okay, I get it. Boy, suddenly, the guy who tortures dogs is the bad guy.
Season 31 Quotes
The Winter of Our Monetized Content Go Big or Go Homer The Fat Blue Line Treehouse of Horror XXX Gorillas on the Mast Marge the Lumberjill Livin La Pura Vida Thanksgiving of Horror Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Bobby, It's Cold Outside Hail to the Teeth The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson Frinkcoin Bart the Bad Guy Screenless Better Off Ned Highway to Well The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby Warrin' Priests: Part One Warrin' Priests: Part Two The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds The Way of the Dog