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Season 31 Episode Quotes
671 "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
672
"Bobby, It's Cold Outside"
"Hail to the Teeth" 673


Sideshow Bob: I was a fool to let my guard down with a woman who runs a seaward-aiming Fresnel lens! From hell's heart I stab at thee!

Marge: We'll go to Santa's Village.
Homer: Oh, I hate that place. It's so crowded at Christmas. And the giant candy canes are not real. But they are electrified!

Bart: Eight hours to see a fat lazy drunk-o? I came to this park to get away from one.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yes. This is the year I get the monkey.
Jimbo Jones: I keep telling you, a monkey is a huge responsibility.
Kearney: I'm raising a kid. I think I can raise a monkey.

Lenny: This will stop the jerks who've been stealing packages off my porch: a decoy with an exploding dye marker inside.
Carl: You don't think you packed in a little too much gunpowder?
Lenny: Relax. I learned how to do this from my Uncle Two Fingers.

Chief Wiggum: Our only clue is these initials next to the corpse.
Lou: He's not a corpse. He's breathing.
Wiggum: I say he's a corpse.
Lenny: And I say I'm not.
Wiggum: Uh... [scoffs] you don't get a vote.

Scott Bakula: I should've been back at NCIS: New Orleans two hours ago.
Wiggum: Why don't you just Quantum Leap there?
Scott Bakula: Why don't you learn how to be a cop, fatso?

Bart: If you don't hear from me in one hour, call the police.
Milhouse: I have my own problems, Bart. My mom just locked my dad out in the snow. He keeps tapping at my window. She said if I open it, no presents.

Lisa: Mr. Burns, why did you do this?
Mr. Burns: Ooh, general Scroogeyness.
Lisa: No, it's deeper. It's much deeper than that. [gasps] I think Mr. Burns is depressed.

Sideshow Bob: Where are all the other tycoons from your day?
Mr. Burns: Broke, dead, a lot of hashtag MeToo.
Season 31 Quotes
The Winter of Our Monetized Content Go Big or Go Homer The Fat Blue Line Treehouse of Horror XXX Gorillas on the Mast Marge the Lumberjill Livin La Pura Vida Thanksgiving of Horror Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Bobby, It's Cold Outside Hail to the Teeth The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson Frinkcoin Bart the Bad Guy Screenless Better Off Ned Highway to Well The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby Warrin' Priests: Part One Warrin' Priests: Part Two The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds The Way of the Dog