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Season 24 Episode Quotes
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"Black-Eyed, Please"
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Ms. Cantwell: Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a fun factory.
Ms. Cantwell: Lisa, free play.
Lisa: But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.

Homer: I didn't know you were left-handed.

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
Homer: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.

Ned Flanders: Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
Homer: No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
Ned: Not praying to a character in a comic book.
Homer: What about Christian Archie comics?
Ned: Neither canonical nor comical.
Homer: Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
Ned: Not praying to Superman. Grouch.

Lisa: Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?
Ms. Cantwell: Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
Lisa: That is so unsatisfying.
Ms. Cantwell: Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
Lisa: You think I'm pretty?
Ms. Cantwell: Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
Lisa: She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train