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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Christmas 2013 content update
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- This article is about the Tapped Out's Winter content update from 2013. For other year's Tapped Out Winter content updates, see TSTO Winter Content Updates.
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The thirty-ninth content update, known as the Christmas 2013 Event, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is an event which was released on December 10, 2013. The currencies in this event are Gift Cards and Gift Bags, and there were 5 Community Prizes.
Characters
Image
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Name
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Unlock message
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Mr. Costington
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The Yes Guy
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Community Prize: 975,000,000
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Snow Monster
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Christmas Raccoon
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The Grumple
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Special Character: Unlocked on Christmas Eve (December 24th, 2013) 120
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Ebenezer Burns
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Community Prize: 625,000,000
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Santa Flanders
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Plow King
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Candy Kevin
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Buildings
Decorations
Image
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Name
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Costs
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Backwater Brewery
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25
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Jet Engine Bike
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30
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Devil Float
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40
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Present Depot
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2,000
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Elf Home
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60 or 6,000
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Lamp Post Festive
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385
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Festive Candy Cane
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450
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Festive Nutcracker
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425
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Festive Lawn Angel
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750
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Festive Hot Drink Stand
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1,200
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Festive Trash Can Fire
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3
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Santa's Little Helper Snowdog
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20^
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Snowball Snowcat
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20^
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Grampa Snowman
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20^
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Ice God
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Giveaway Wheel
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Festive Lawn Bell
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425
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Festive Fancy Lawn Bell
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425
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^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel.
Returning items
Several items from the Christmas 2012 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.
Buildings
Decorations
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Name
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Costs
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Holiday Tree
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75 1,500
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Homer Snowman
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20^
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Bart Snowman
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20^
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Lisa Snowman
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20^
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Marge Snowman
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20^
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Maggie Snowman
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20^
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Reindeer^^
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20
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^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel.
^^On Christmas Day, every player will be awarded with a free Reindeer.
Prizes
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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Treehouse of Horror XXIV event prize system.
Personal Prizes
Image
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Object
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Unlock Image
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Unlocked after collecting
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Egg Nog Bar
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250 or ???
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Holiday Tree
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1,500 or ???
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Springfield Mall
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3,000 or 75
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Elf Home
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6,000 or 90
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Springfield Skating Rink
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10,000 or 110
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Happy Elves Ride
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14,000 or ???
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Christmas Raccoon
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18,000 or 175
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Santa Flanders
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22,000 or ???
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Plow King's Plow
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26,000 or 250
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Costington's
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30,000 or 310
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Once the player has received all prizes, they receive a free Spin Token for every 1,000 they acquire.
Community Prizes was back again in this event, the system working similarly to the Treehouse of Horror XXIV, rewarding the players every billions they, overall, collect. There is five Community Prizes.
Image
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Building
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Unlock Image
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Unlocked after collecting
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100px
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"Christmas" Totem
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450,000,000
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Santa's Workshop
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625,000,000
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Ebenezer Burns
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800,000,000
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The Yes Guy
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975,000,000
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Candy Cane Power Plant
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1,200,000,000
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Giveaway Wheel
The Giveaway Wheel is a prize wheel. A chance on the wheel costs a spin token and you can use the wheel after you have collected your first spin token. The wheel gives you one of ten prizes. You can only win prizes once. Once you have won all the prizes on a certain section of the wheel, it is replaced by 1,000 or gift cards.
Spin tokens can be earned four ways:
1. The Egg Nog Bar produces 1 spin token every 24 hours.
2. There is a slight chance of spin tokens appearing in gift bags and presents, similar to donuts appearing in ghosts during the Treehouse of Horror XXIV event.
3. A spin token is awarded for every additional 1,000 the player collects after obtaining all the personal prizes.
4. Spin Tokens can be purchased for donuts: 1 spin token costs 10, 3 spin tokens costs 25, and 10 spin tokens cost 50.
Prizes
Prize(s)
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Odds before the update on January 10, 2014
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Odds after the update on January 10, 2014
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Claus Co 275
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~1.56%
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~5%
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Christmas Flanders House Christmas Van Houten House Christmas White House Christmas Muntz House Christmas Skinner House 1,000
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~20.22%
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~14%
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Snow Monster 250
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~1.68%
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~5%
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Christmas Brown House Christmas Purple House Christmas Pink House Christmas Orange House 1,000
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~20.22%
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~14%
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Helter Shelter 225
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~2.25%
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~5%
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Christmas Simpsons House Christmas Cletus Farm Christmas Blue House Christmas Willie's Shack Christmas Krabappel Apartment 1,000
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~20.22%
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~14%
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Ice God 150
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~2.25%
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~6%
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Marge Snowman Maggie Snowman Homer Snowman Snowball II Snowcat 50
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~13.48%
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~14%
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Mr. Plow Plow King 100
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~5.05%
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~9%
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Lisa Snowman Grampa Snowman Bart Snowman Santa's Little Helper Snowdog 50
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~13.48%
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~14%
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Mechanics
Two new mechanics were added to the game. The first is a character locator. At the top left of the screen, there is a face of a character. Clicking on that will take you to the character. The face will then change to another character.
Second is an easier way to navigate through friends. When you're in a friend's Springfield, there are two arrows in the bottom left of the screen, one pointing left and one pointing right. Clicking these will take to the previous or next Springfield on your friends list.
Jobs that pay out gift cards
- Note: This list is incomplete.
Gift Card Tasks
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Character
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Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Visible?
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Permanent
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Lisa
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Make Snow Angels
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6h
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22, 55
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Simpson House
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3
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Homer
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Pretend to Ski
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8h
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27, 70
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Lisa
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Pretend to Ski
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8h
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27, 70
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Apu
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Set up a Git Card Promotion
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8h
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27, 70
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Kwik-E-Mart
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6
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Bart
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Be a Nutcracker
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10h
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35, 90
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Ned
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Take the Boys Snowmobiling
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10h
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35, 90
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Rod Todd
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Homer
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Make a Snowman
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16h
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50, 125
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Simpson House
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3
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Cletus
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Count Up Family Members
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24h
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60, 150
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Cletus's Farm
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 7
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Temporary
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Apu
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Celebrate Pancha Ganapati
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8h
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27, 70
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Kwik-E-Mart
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6
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Ned
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Buy New Throw Pillows
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12h
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42, 100
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Flanders House
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 5
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Milhouse
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Build a House of Gift Cards
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12h
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42, 100
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Van Houten House
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 9
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Krusty
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Use Credit to Pay Off Credit
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16h
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50, 125
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Krusty Burger
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Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 8
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Gameplay
Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1
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The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain."
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And so much snow!
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Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore.
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Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.
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Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!
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There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident". Is that for us?
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Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident". Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet.
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Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head.
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You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.
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Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Present Depot". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?
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It's a Christmas Tree... I think.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2
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There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.
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"Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty&Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years."
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"To rectify the situation, Claus Co is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up."
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"Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax."
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Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!
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Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?
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I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds!
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Collect presents (x10)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 3
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They're full of gift cards...
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I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.
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Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!
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They say they're redeemable at a store called "ClausCo."
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ClausCo? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of.
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Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing!
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Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate!
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The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Make a Snowman" and "Make Lisa make Snow Angels". It takes 16 and 6 hours and the player receives total 92 and 190 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at your store with ClausCo gift cards?
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Do you think me for a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.
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The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to!
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The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 4" which is to "Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 47 and 80 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!
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And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!
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Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.
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Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?
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Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 62 and 110 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.
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If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.
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Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!
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Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesh. Because that's just common sense.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 47 and 80 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7
After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
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I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.
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I's got more money than God!
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I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.
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This year I can buy something for all my kin.
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All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7" which is to "Make Cletus Count Up Family Members". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 80 and 160 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?
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I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.
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How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?
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In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!
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How do you know about my gambling debts?
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You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8" which is to "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total 70 and 135 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!
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Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.
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Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...
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Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9" which is to "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 72 and 110 in reward.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!
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What's the occasion?
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The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!
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I thought you liked mom's cooking.
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I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.
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It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.
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Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.
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All because they want some of my charming money.
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And don't forget — the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...
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I do like mazes...
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10" which is to "Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant (x12)". It takes 4 hours.
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After sending Apu
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Come on, octuplets. Let's do put another "Kids eat Free!" restaurant out of business!
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After sending Cletus's exclamation mark
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I hope they prepare my Possum tableside.
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After sending Comic Book Guy
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I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm.
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After sending Homer
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To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.
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After sending Kang
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There's something magical about being served your food by your food.
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After sending Kodos
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I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After sending Krusty
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Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu.
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After sending Moe
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I have never tasted un-turpentined wine.
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After sending Ned
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Even Jesus ate our once in a while towards the end.
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After sending Otto
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I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch "Strange Brew" with your coolest busboy.
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For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.
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After sending Profesor Frink
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I am working on a nutritious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure.
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After sending Skinner
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Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.
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After sending Willie
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If I had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.
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After the task is complete
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I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.
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No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.
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Couldn't be happier...
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!
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We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?
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We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.
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I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that!
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Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer (x12)". It takes 4 hours.
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After sending Apu
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Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.
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After sending Brockman
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Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.
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After sending Cletus
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My Pappy had a saying: "Alkey-hall yum." Words to live by.
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After sending Comic Book Guy
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One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.
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After sending Homer
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I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.
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After sending Kang
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Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.
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After sending Kodos
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I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!
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After sending Moe
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You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?
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After sending Ned
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Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of — hey! Where's everybody going?
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After sending Professor Frink
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I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.
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After sending Sideshow Mel
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"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king! — William Shakespeare. "What he said!" — Sideshow Mel
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After sending Skinner
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I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.
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After sending Willie
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Hurry up! I can't fact mopping the boys bathroom sober.
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After the task is complete
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That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.
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It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.
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I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.
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Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?
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Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.
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What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!
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When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12" which is to "Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones (x12)". It takes 6 hours.
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After sending Apu
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The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.
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After sending Cletus
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No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!
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After sending Comic Book Guy
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I have no idea what real adults buy.
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After sending Dr. Nick
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Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.
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After sending Hans Moleman
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What is the inside of a store like?
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After sending Homer
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Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...
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After sending Kang
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All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.
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After sending Kodos
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I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After sending Krusty
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I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.
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After sending Moe
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I bet you think the concept of "loved ones" is totally foreign to me.
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If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow — I'm taking copious notes.
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After sending Rev. Lovejoy
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If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!
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After sending Smithers
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My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.
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Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.
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Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.
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Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?
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No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish that glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays". It takes 24 hours.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.
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Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.
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Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?
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Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.
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Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved one. But as for me, sandwiches.
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I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.
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Whaaaggub?
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Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14" which is to "Make Springfielders Overeat (x12)". It takes 8 hours.
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After sending Apu
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America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.
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After sending Brockman
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.
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After sending Comic Book Guy
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I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.
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After sending Duffman
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Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.
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After sending Grampa
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This will quite possibly kill me!
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After sending Homer
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You heard me — I'll have the entire dessert cart.
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After sending Kang
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Foolish humans! Your Cookies 'n' Cream is your only worthy creation!
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After sending Kodos
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EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After sending Ned
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The Bible says, "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you." I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.
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After sending Rev. Lovejoy
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Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.
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After sending Agnes
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Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort 'em out!
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After sending Dr. Hibbert
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I'm still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.
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After sending Sea Captain
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Thar be the white whale! ...is what I'll say next time I look in the mirror.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Another round, bartender!
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Can't... lift... another... mug.
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Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15" which is to "Make Springfielders Drink Too Much (x12)". It takes 8 hours.
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After sending Agnes
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Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!
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After sending Barney
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*BELCH!*
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After sending Comic Book Guy
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Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?
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After sending Kodos
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ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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After sending Miss Springfield
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*BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!
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After sending Krabappel
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I just teach better with a crippling hangover.
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After sending Rev. Lovejoy
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I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.
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After sending The Rich Texan
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Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!
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Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also 6 AM.
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If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16" which is to "Make Springfielders Stampede Stores (x12)". It takes 12 hours.
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After sending Hank Scorpio
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I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.
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After sending Herman
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Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.
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After sending Kodos
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ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!
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After sending Mr. Burns
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A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.
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After sending Otto
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It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.
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After sending Professor Frink
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I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, this giving me a decided– good glayvin! So much pushing!
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After sending Smithers
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A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.
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After sending Snake
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I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.
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After sending Wiggum
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I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.
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After sending Willie
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My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!
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Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?
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It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — that's Gluttony.
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We lie around drinking all day — that's Sloth!
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We fight each other to buy everything in sight — Greed!
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That's only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones!
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Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". It takes 60 minutes.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?
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Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.
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Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.
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They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!
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Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.
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When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders", "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders", and "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons (x12)". It takes 8 and 24 hours.
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After sending Carl
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The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, "when in Rome"...
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After sending Comic Book Guy
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Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!
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After sending Drederick Tatum
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Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.
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After sending Fat Tony
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I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.
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After sending Kang
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I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?
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After sending Kodos
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ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!
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After sending Mr. Burns
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Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?
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After sending Skinner
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I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.
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After sending Suzanne the Witch
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I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.
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After sending Willie
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Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.
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After the task is complete
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Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich bug shots to regular, poor losers.
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Wait, why are we doing this again?
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People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.
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The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.
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Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Claus Co is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?
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Hmmm... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.
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"Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, ..." Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's!
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They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!
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The same devices upon which people play freemium games!
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Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19" which is to "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". It takes 12 hours.
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20
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Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.
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All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.
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Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.
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Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should — by gathering with family and friends.
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And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co prizes before five weeks is up!
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20" which is to "Collect Presents (x50)".
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The Great Donut Caper
The Great Donut Caper is a two part gameplay between the December 22nd and December 24.
The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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You know the best part about the holidays?
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The spirit of giving?
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That wheel that gives you prizes?
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The fact that Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year so Mr. Burns gave us two whole weeks off?
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All good... except for Lisa's But the thing I love most about the holidays are the holiday donuts.
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The player receives "The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Shop for Holiday Donuts". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.
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One tray of Holiday Donuts, Apu, my good man.
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Better yet, make it a truckload! Or whatever the biggest size is now. That's how you get the best value.
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I am sorry, but that item was not included in our inventory shipment this year. Someone bought out the entire supply from my wholesaler.
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What? But, donuts... and holidays...
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I, too, am pained, my friend. The holiday season is a bonanza for a purveyour of unhelthy food. It's the one time of year where everyone says "screw it" to their diet.
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What's a diet?!
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The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I can't believe the Kwik-E-Mart has no holiday donuts! This is the worst Christmas ever... except of course for the tsunami one in 2004.
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What's the big deal? Aren't holiday donuts just the same as regular donuts?
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No. They taste the same. But they have red and green sprinkles on them so they look different.
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And being the same but looking more festive is what the holidays are all about.
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The player receives "The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Search Shops for Holiday Donuts" It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.
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This is a nightmare! There's not a single holiday donut in town.
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*sigh* And I'd pay anything for one.
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Maybe that's the point. Perhaps someone is artificially reducing supply in an effort to increase demand.
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You don't mean...?
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Yes. It appears that some entrepreneurial mastermind has cornered the market.
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Who is this Nelson Baker Hunt of donuts? Also, who is Nelson Baker Hunt?
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Christmas Bonus Payout
When the player log in on December 25.
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Sign
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Happy Holidays! The citizens of Springfield are celebrating and all this goodwill means presents and gift bags will award DOUBLE event currency!
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...
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Sign
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Oh, to celebrate, a FREE reindeer has been put into your inventory.
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A Bont of Friendship
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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It's that time of year again. Time to send out a big thank you to a special former employee!
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Without his faithful service, and my fusion-fueled, death ray-equipped, rocket escape sled, I might have spent the holidays as Interpol's prisoner.
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The player receives "A Bont of Friendship" which is to "Make Hank Scorpio Send Homer a Holiday Gift". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total 55 and 100 in reward.
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Hey, look Marge! A thank you gift from Hank Scorpio!
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"Dear Homer. As Project Arcturus enters Phase 48, fondly remembering you and your contributions. I hope you and your family are well."
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"Speaking of, try to avoid being within a fifty-mile radius of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on January 6, 4:00:00 GMT."
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"Also, best to avoid anywhere downwind of that location for whatever the half-life of Mendelevium is. Please accept this gift. Cheers! Hank."
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Righteous Indignation
Righteous Indignation Pt. 1
After log in on January 1
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Woohoo! New Year's Day! All the snow is gone and- Hey!
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Why's the snow still here? The holidays are OVER!
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I'm ready for the next big thing. When is Valentine's Day anyway?
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Maybe if I get on the internet and complain, one of those lazy developers will make something happen.
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The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Complain on the Internet (x3)" It takes 45 seconds every time and the player receives total 2, 9 and 13 in reward.
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Righteous Indignation Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Aw, two lousy donuts! Come on, I deserve better than that!
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I'm going to troll until someone coughs up the good stuff!
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The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Raise a Stink on the Forums (x3)" It takes 45 seconds every time and the player receives total 2, 9 and 13 in reward.
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Righteous Indignation Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Two more donuts. Great. I basically lost 2013 to this game, and this is my thanks.
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Wonder if those guys on Reddit can help me out.
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The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Stir Up Internet Hate (x3)" It takes 3 minutes every time and the player receives total 6, 18 and 18 in reward.
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Righteous Indignation Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Now, we're talking!
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Now I want some of those premium buildings. And a new car!
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It's not like it costs you guys anything to design and implement them. They're just pixels!
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The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Back Off EA". It takes 24 hours and the player receives 600 and 150.
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After task is complete
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Veeerry funny!
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Fine, I'll stop complaining for now.
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But there better be some awesome stuff planned for 2014.
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Like the Monorail, and the Stonecutters, and a proper version of Sideshow Bob...
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...and those are just a few of the great ideas I found on the internet!
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The Grumple
When the player log in at Christmas Eve
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Enjoy a heart-warming, rhyming children's story about the muderous Grumple! Find the Grumple in the build menu!
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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Far north of North Portland, just past Mount Mahorn You'll find the brown shack where the Grumple was born
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He lived all his days in that brown domicile Just drumming his Grump-drum and smiling his smile Till one day is neighbors, each wearing a frown Cried "monster!" and "kill it!" and burned the place down
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The Grumple was frightened but quick to forgive He knew he'd find somewhere a Grumple could live
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He traveled by night, always hiding in shadow And searched all through Georgia and then Colorado
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Till seeing Fair Springfield, where once was a dome, He giggled and jiggled and knew he was home
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"I'll find a nice house, where a Grumple can drum, Why there's dozens of blue ones to generate income!"
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And so off he set, with a "Grumplety-Groo! I've excellent credit and references too!"
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1" which is to "Make the Grumple Find a House". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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The Grumple, determined, searched high and searched low, He wanted a floor plan with really good flow
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And found just the place! In the center of town Was a home that was pleasant and best of all...BROWN!
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Grumple Move into the Brown House". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 360 and 80 in reward.
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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He bought chairs and tables, though Grumples aren't rich (and strangely are fond of mid-century kitsch)
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He painted and sanded, real manual labors And prayed that he wouldn't get killed by his neighbors
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And lo and behold! the neighbors were nice! Excepting, perhaps, the ones just to his right.
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It's not that the Simpsons were awful unfriendly It's just that they argued and yelled never-endly
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But Simpson-y screaming made Grumple uptight
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3" which is to "Make the Grumple Try to Sleep". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 520 and 115 in reward.
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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Would Simpsons be quiet, if Grumple asked nicely? He begged them all once-ly, then pled with them twice-ly
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But still, on they bellowed their bellow-ous roaring And if they were sleeping, the fat one was snorling
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If only the Simpsons had realized their danger They might have respected this furry green stranger
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And Grumple, that fun-loving, peaceable sort He tried to find some way to be a good sport
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To quiet the rage to which he was succumbing The Grumple tried drumming, drumming, and drumming
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4" which is to "Make the Grumple Play his Grump-Drum". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,100 and 265 in reward.
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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A well-rested Grumple is happy-go-lucky A sleep-deprived Grumple? There's no one more sucky
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The Grumple fought daily with murderous urges, And dreams of dead Simpsons would flood him in surges
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But maybe -- just maybe! -- all would have been well Had Homer not done the next thing I will tell
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Not paying attention while driving is dumb, And Homer's car, backing, crushed Grumple's Grump-drum
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This drum Grumple's father had made for his son Ere he died in the Great Grumple War of Aught-One
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The drum went cuh-runch! And then Homer yelled "crap!" And something inside of the Grumple went snap!
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Down deep in his psyche a switch went flip-flop, And poor Grumple's sanity burst with a pop!
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Grumple Lose his Mind". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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He waited till nighttime was darker than ink Then into the Simpsons house Grumple did slink
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He sntached all the Simpsons with razor sharp claws And just before shoving Bart into his jaws
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Thousht: "No! I'd much rather watch them die slow And give them all reason to holler out 'D'oh!"
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"I'll bind them with tyings, this noise-ulous crew And boil them slow-like, make Grumplety-stew!"
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6" which is to "Make the Grumple Prepare Grumle-ty Stew". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 520 and 115 in reward.
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7
After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
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If Grumple had bothered to tie up the baby He'd still be alive today, Grump-drumming, maybe
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But Maggie was, after all, Mr. Burns' shooter, If you don't believe me, go ask your computer
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The Grumple, he never had any idea That of all the Simpsons (who're drawn in Korea)
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The deadliest, shootin'-est one of them all Was Maggie, who shot his brains onto the wall
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The Grumple's last thought as life he did lose, Was "Grumple you, Simpsons! You Grumplety Groos!"
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The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7" which is to "Make the Grumple Die cursing the Simpsons". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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The Grumple has perished? You bought him with donuts! (We'll reanimate him, so you guys don't go nuts.)
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Other quests
Holiday Trappings
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Thanks, Claus Co, for all the free stuff.
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I'm thrilled to not wonder why you could possibly be doing this!
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Now that I'm no longer wondering, I have plenty of time to decorate!
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The player receives "Holiday Trappings" which is to "Have Festive Decorations (x6)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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The Face of the Holidays
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With all this easy money around, Springfield is starting to remind me of a young Las Vegas.
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Only Springfield's organized crime problem is worse.
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And we lack Vegas's excellent schools, strong sense of community, and vibrant art scene.
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But we can give 'em a run for their money in one category -- lights!
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The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Have Types of Decorated Houses (x10)". The player receives total 60 and 30 in reward.
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After tapping on the character locator
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This town is too crowded. It's impossible to find anyone I'm looking for.
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Yeah, well, I don't think anyone, in their darkest nightmare, envisioned Tapped Out lasting this long.
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Fine, but his is our reality now, however unpleasant. Hey, EA! You listening?
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Tell your best nerds to get working on it. Type-etty-type!
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Do Unto Others
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We have so many presents. Let's share some with our friends in other Springfields.
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Giving away what's our for nothing? What a wonderful idea! I'm so proud of you honey. And so happy you're my daughter!
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...
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You know I'm old enough to detect sarcasm, right?
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Oops. Sorry, I forgot. Let's do your plan, sweetie. Daddy's shutting up now.
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The player receives "Do Unto Others" which is to "Give Away Gift Bags (x3)" The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Prize gameplay
"Christmas" Totem
Christmas Clearance
After collecting "Christmas" Totem
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The player receives "Christmas Clearance" which is to "Place the "Christmas" Totem". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Welcome, Homer. Care to purchase any of our limited-time seasonal items?
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We have traditional Christmas nachos, Hannukah pork rinds, and the bikini girl on this month's "Low Rider" magazine is wearing a Santa hat. How clever!
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What's this "Thanksgiving Milk?"
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Check out the expiration date -- November 28! A real collector's item.
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This is the same crap you usually sell, marked up fifty precent.
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I'm sorry you feel that way... Scrooge.
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Scrooge? I'll show you what way I feel -- gimme one of everything. The more useless, the better!
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Ebenezer Burns
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Template:Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon
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Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past–
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No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!
Template:Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon
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Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then–
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I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss.
Template:Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon
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Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil.
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Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message.
Template:Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon
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...Are you being serious this time, or...
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No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do.
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The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5
The Yes Guy
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
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Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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Oh, great. It's...that guy who says "yes."
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But in a very funny way! Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Right, right. Listen, Yes Guy --
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Ehh-Y--
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STOP IT! Don't Just... don't. The thing is, this is a pretty small town. And we spend a lot of time walking around. Like, a lot.
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And if whoever's in charge goes on vacation, or gets bored of us and takes a break, it's literally months of just wandering streets.
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Point is, we Springfielders spend a lot of time together. And so it's important that no one here be... how do I put this... super annoying.
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Ehh-Yes?
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Eh-yes. Now -- and this is in no way a criticism -- but as a character, you sometimes come off a little... one-dimensional.
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Whereas Disco Stu is a fully-realized, fleshed-out being? Is that it? Stu is a satisfyingly multifaceted personality, eh-yes?
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All I'm saying is, if you had one more catchphrase, it's help matters.
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The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Search for a New Catchphrase". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives 170 and 27 in reward.
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
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Any luck find a new catchphrae, Yes Guy?
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None at all! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
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I'm already crazy sick of this guy.
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Have you thought about saying "no?" Then you could alternate "yes" and "no." That could be sort of funny, maybe.
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Let's give it a whirl! Eh-nnnnn... Eh-nnnnn... Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
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Hold on. Can you physically not say the word "no?"
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Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
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Maybe there's something wrong with you. Medically.
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Eh-yes?
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I'm sure it's nothing important. Probably just a thing growing in your brain.
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The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Call a Doctor". It takes 4 hours and the player receives 275 and 55 in reward.
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
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The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me. Also that I am unpleasant to be around. Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
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If it's not a physical problem, it could be psychological. What was your childhood like?
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Eh-GUESSSSSSSS!!!!
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You want me to guess? Okay... Early trauma, loss of one or more parents, resulting in an acute fear of abandonment.
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Thus your pathological need to be liked, and inability to say "no" to anyone or anything. Am I close?
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Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
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The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Run Away in Shame". It takes 12 hours and the player receives 420 and 100 in reward.
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
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Smithers! I found this man in the gutter. I want you to clean him up and give him a job.
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Eh-yes?
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This fellow is the more naturally gifted yes man I've ever seen! I like being surrounded by yes men. It's essential to my creative process.
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Sir, "I've" never questioned a decision of yours.
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August 6, 2004. I asked you to set a lunch meeting with me, Buck Rogers and a pterodactyl, and you refused.
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Sir, you had a high fever. You were delusional.
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I'm a hundred-something! I'm always delusional! Now clean this man up. I want him mindlessly rubber stamping my every notion by 9AM!
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The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace" and "Make The Yes Guy Get a Haircut". It takes 8 hours and the player receives 375 and 80 in reward.
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
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I want to have drinks with the King of Canada and Peter Gabriel-era Genesis. Set it up.
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Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
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Good man. Also -- the new order of days in the week is: Sunday, Friday, Monday, Monday Junior, 4th of July, Taco Tuesday, and Flurmsday Eve.
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Eh-YESSSSSSS!!!!
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I feel like invading somewhere. Possibly Illinois. I have no army, and I don't want to spend more than $10,000. Is that feasible?
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A brilliant idea, sir! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
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The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Be Mr. Burns' Yes Man". It takes 24 hours and the player receives 700 and 160 in reward.
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Personal Prizes
Egg Nog Bar
Egg on Your Noggin'
The player receives "Egg on Your Noggin'" which is to "Place the Egg Nog Bar". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Whoo hoo! A new bar!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! That place serves egg nog. If you drink that stuff, it could kill ya.
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Why? I'm not allergic to eggs. And I outgrew my childhood nog allergy years ago.
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But the spike the now with un-watererd down rum. As a customer of Moe's you've never had real booze before.
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It's just one more way Moe's takes care of its' valued lushes.
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Thanks, pal. Why, you couldn't pay me to drink that nog.
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But that's exactly what we'll do! A free Giveaway Weel token to one lucky customer every day!
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And just like that, I'm back on board!
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Dollars to Donuts
After collect the first spin token.
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Woo-hoo! I found a chocolate coin!
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Aw, it's not made of chocolate. Just gold. Lousy, worthless, precious gold.
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That, my friend, is a token for the Krusty's Non-Denominational Holiday Giveaway Wheel!
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Brought to you by your mysterious friends at Claus Co. Claus Co: the "I Wonder Why They're Doing This" people.
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Get bonus tokens bundled randomly with Claus Co Gift Credit.
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And remember, "Global Warming is a hoax!"
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The player receives "Dollars to Donuts" which is to "Spin the Giveaway Wheel". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Christmas Tree
Trees and Grettings
The player receives "Trees and Grettings" which is to "Place the Christmas Tree". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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*singing* O HOLIDAY TREE, O HOLIDAY TREE, COME MARCH YOU'LL BE A FIRE HAZARD.
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You could always throw out the dried-out tree in January, you know.
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Could, but won't
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Springfield Mall
Deck the Malls
After collecting Springfield Mall
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The player receives "Deck the Malls" which is to "Place the Springfield Mall". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Rejoice, oh teenagers and elderly, the Springfield Mall is here.
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This is going to make buying presents for the entire family at 7:45 PM on December 24th so much easier.
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Elf Home
Better Than a Garden Gnome
After collecting Elf Home
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The player receives "Better Than a Garden Gnome" which is to "Place the Elf Home". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Uh... I was pretty sure the Happy Little Elves were fictional characters.
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All I see is an influx if shoe-making, cookie-tree-inhabiting, dim-witted Logolases to do our present-collecting for free.
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Springfield Skating Rink
B-List Stars on Ice
After collecting Springfield Skating Rink
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The player receives "B-List Stars on Ice" which is to "Place the Springfield Skating Rink". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Hey kids, the Ice Show's in town! It's like ballet, but occasionally someone falls and cracks their head open!
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Does it features characters from my favorite TV shows and movies?
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Knock-offs of those, yes. Like Samba the Lion King, Snow Lady and the Seven Undersized Gentlemen, and those loveable yellow crack-ups, the Munions!
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Happy Eleves Ride
Not in Pandaland Anymore
After collecting Happy Eleves Ride
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The player receives "Not in Pandaland Anymore" which is to "Place the Happy Eleves Ride". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Place
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Krustyland is happy to unveil is newest attraction, "The Happy Little Elves in Pandaland" ride!
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Please do not ride if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, have been pregnant, know someone who is pregnant or may become pregnant or who knows a pregnant person themselves...
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...or are the result of someone getting pregnant at some time in the past. Otherwhise, have fun. At your own risk. No promises. Nice knowing ya.
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Plow King's Plow
Plowness Envy
After collecting Plow King's Plow
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The player receives "Plowness Envy" which is to "Place the Plow King's Plow". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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Plow King? There's a second snowplow business in town? I'm doomed.
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Cheer up, Dad. Maybe a little competition is just what Mr. Plow needs. It might bring out the best in you.
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I think you know what won't happen. It's just no the Simpson way.
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Well, maybe this time--
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Not the Simpson way!
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Santa Flanders
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
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Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee... Wait, let Santa try to say that again.
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Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly... Sorry. I'll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow.
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Ho... ho... ho... There! I dum-doodily-did it!
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*sigh* I need a new schtick.
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I'll worry about that later. For now, there's Santa work to do!
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Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!
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And also Bart Simpson.
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Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen!
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The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary" and "Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa". It takes 8 hours.
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
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Next stop on the Santa Express — church!
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Church is Santa's natural stomping grounds, after all.
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Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born.
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The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield" and "Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon". It takes 60 minutes.
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
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Ned, no offense, but you're ruining Santa Claus for everyone.
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A super-Christian Santa is, well... a little creepy.
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What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good needs that on this day, in Bethlehem –
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Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too.
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But it's our deal!
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Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling?
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Well, okay. But I'm only singing the really religious carols. no "White Christmas" for this jolly old elf!
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The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carollin'". It takes 12 hours.
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
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I don't get it. I've never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?
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Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?
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Of course!
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But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ...
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Ooh! That's the best part, am I right?
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Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I'm Christian. See what I mean?
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Maybe it's enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love.
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I mean, it's not really about that. It's about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?
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And there's no better giver than Santa!
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I suppose ...
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The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents Door-to-Door". It takes 4 hours.
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
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Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun!
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I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like.
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But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no relgion at all!
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Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet.
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Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We'll take what progress we can get, here, Santa.
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All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!
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The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays". It takes 24 hours.
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Plow King
The Once and Future King Pt. 1
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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Tired of third-rate snow removal services? Looking for someone a little more -- *BELCH*-- professional?
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Then turn to Plow King! We're available 24-7. Buzzed, drunk or merely.
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The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 1" which is to "Make Plow King Print off Flyers". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.
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The Once and Future King Pt. 2
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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It's tough breaking into a market dominated by Mr. Plow.
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But competing against my best pal Homer will surley bring out the very best in both of us.
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Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it frendly.
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The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6" and "Make Plow King Record a Mr. Plow Attack Ad". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.
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The Once and Future King Pt. 3
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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In business, you must always strive to get better. To offer your customers, the very best.
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One great way to do that is to accuse your competitors of gross incompetence, unprovkoked assaults against customers, and running over babies on purpose.
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To reach your finally potential, sometimes you gotta lob some lie greades at you best-est bud.
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The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 3" which is to "Make Plow King Print Anti-Mr. Plow Lies". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.
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The Once and Future King Pt. 4
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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Business is booming, thanks to Plow Kin'gs peerless service, and Homer's plow being towed.
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If it was seized because a false report of a truck labeled "Mr. Plow" being used in a string of brutal murders, that's no one's fault.
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Homer will get out of jail eventually, and then we'll have a good laugh ove my completely ethical business practices.
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The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 4" which is to "Make Plow King Frame Mr. Plow". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.
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The Once and Future King Pt. 5
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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I've sacrificed so much to become Plow King.
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I've lot my best friend. My principles. Some would say, any shred of human decency I once possessed.
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Do I have any regrets? Perhaps. I regret that Homer made me do all this by having a plow too.
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I wish I'd handled the situation better. For example, I could have low-balled the guy I paid to shut off Homer's phone.
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But when you get down to it, I wish I'd learned years ago how to blow up trucks, because then I could have blown up Homer's myself.
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Instead of hiring Fat Tony to do it. That would have saved some serious cash.
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I've changed, you say? I suppose I have. I've grown, certainly.
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And if leaving Homer's son alive to one day avenge his father's honor makes me "foolish," then so be it.
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I'm not in the murder business.
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And if I change my mind, Fat Tony IS in the murder business, and I have his private number.
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The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 5" which is to "Make Plow King Drink to Success". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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Helter Shelter
Reset From the Wicked
After collecting Helter Shelter
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The player receives "Reset From the Wicked" which is to "Place the Helter Shelter". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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You people are impossible. Get your hands on some shelter, and just give it away. And to the homeless, no less!
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It's the charitable thing to do.
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My friends and I haven't spent the last thrity years destroying America's middle class so that you could keep them alive. Honestly, I don't know why I try.
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Mr. Costington
The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
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Attention all employees.
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The day after Christmas has become a major shopping day, right up there with Black Friday, Bloodbath Monday and Dystopic Nightmare Wednesday.
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To get a jump on our competitors, we will be opening at midnight, December 25th. All employees will report to work at 6 PM, Christmas Day.
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Have a Merry Christmas. Is that what people say? "Merry?" I don't know, sounds weird.
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The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Ruin Christmas". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
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Attention all employees.
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Word has reached me that many of you are unhappy to be working Christmas Day.
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I am sympathetic to your concerns, and interested in discussing this with you face-to-face.
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All valued employees belonging to this shadow underground of malcontents should immediately drop to the ground, face down, hands clasped behind their heads.
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Remain calm as security zip-ties your wrists. Once you have been neutralized, you can trust we will have a frank discussion of your legitimate concerns.
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The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Intimidate Employees". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
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Attention all employees.
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It has become clear that the Anti-Christmas-Work-Day faction does not intend to self-identify.
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This is disappointing, as management is only trying to help.
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We cannot address your grievances if we cannot detain and interrogate you.
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Let us air our concerns togheter, sharing the names of your co-conspiratiors in an atmosphere of trust.
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For your convenience, special agents have been placed at key chokepoints around the store. Please turn yourselves in to them at your earliest convenience.
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You'll know them by their black armbands and cold, dead eyes. Thank you.
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The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Root Out Troublemakers". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
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Attention all employees.
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We have heard your concerns, and decided to cancel all Christmas-day shifts.
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Now there's no reason for key figures in the Anti-Christmas-Work-Day Putsch not come forward.
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If you would prefer to discuss your former involvement in this nefarious network amongst yourselves, please do so within three feet of one of the new flower arrangements.
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These flowers have been placed wherever employees tend to congreagate, and, it goes without saying, do not contain senstivie monitoring devices of any kind.
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The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Spend a Fortune Monitoring Employees". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
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Attention all employees.
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Christmas is once again a work day. I apologize for any confusion.
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The previous annonucement was a feint, intended to root out the evildoers in our midst.
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For your convenience, all employees will be tailed by ex-CIA operatives until December 27.
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Whatever names these man once had, they respond now only to an identifying number. Please do not try to guess the number.
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Their neves are understandably frayed from years spent deep undercover in hostile territory. Do not converse with them.
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Sudden movements will be pereceived as a mortal threat by these men. Please move at half-speed. Crawling can only help.
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See you Christmas Day, and have a wonderful holiday season.
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The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Ruin Christmas". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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