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This article is about the Tapped Out's Winter content update from 2013. For other year's Tapped Out Winter content updates, see TSTO Winter Content Updates.
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The thirty-ninth content update, known as the Christmas 2013 Event, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a event which was released on December 10, 2013. The Currency in this event are Gift Cards and Gift Bags, and there will be 5 Community Prizes[1]

Holiday 2013 Guide Update.png
File:Holiday 2013 Guide.png
Guide with original ending date

Contents

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Mr. Costington.png Mr. Costington Tapped Out Mr. Costington New Character.png
Yes Guy.png The Yes Guy Community Prize:
Tapped Out GiftCard.png975,000,000
Tapped Out The Yes Guy.png
150px Snow Monster Tapped Out Snow Monster New Character.png
Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon.png Christmas Raccoon Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon New Character.png
The Grumple.png The Grumple Special Character:
Unlocked on Christmas Eve (December 24th, 2013)
Tapped Out The Grumple New Character.pngDonut Tapped Out.png120
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns.png Ebenezer Burns Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns New Character.png
Community Prize:
Tapped Out GiftCard.png625,000,000
Tapped Out Ned SantaSuit.png Santa Flanders Tapped Out Flanders Santa New Character.png
Tapped Out Barney Plowking.png Plow King Tapped Out Plow King New Character.png
Tapped Out Candy Kevin.png Candy Kevin Tapped Out Candy Kevin New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Santas Workshop.png Santa's Workshop 24h Tapped Out GiftBag.png625,000,000 Building Toys
Tapped Out Costingtons.png Costington's 24h Tapped Out GiftCard.png30,000 Mr. Costington
Tapped Out Egg Nog Bar.png Egg Nog Bar Instant Tapped Out GiftCard.png250 Generating Spin Token
Tapped Out Helter Shelter.png Helter Shelter Can only be won from the Giveaway Wheel
Tapped Out ClausCO.png ClausCo Can only be won from the Giveaway Wheel
Tapped Out HLE Ride.png Happy Little Elves Ride Tapped Out GiftCard.png14,000
Tapped Out Springfield Skating Rink.png Springfield Skating Rink Tapped Out GiftCard.png10,000
Tapped Out Springfield Mall.png Springfield Mall Tapped Out GiftCard.png3,000

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Backwater Brewery.png Backwater Brewery Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Jet Engine Bike.png Jet Engine Bike Donut Tapped Out.png30
Tapped Out Devil Float.png Devil Float Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out Present Depot.png Present Depot Cash.png2,000
Tapped Out Elf Home.png Elf Home Donut Tapped Out.png60 or Tapped Out GiftCard.png6,000
Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 1.png Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 2.png Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 3.png File:Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 4.png Lamp Post Festive Cash.png385
Tapped Out Festive Candy Cane.png Festive Candy Cane Cash.png450
Tapped Out Festive Nutcracker.png Festive Nutcracker Cash.png425
Tapped Out Festive Lawn Angel.png Festive Lawn Angel Cash.png750
Tapped Out Festive Hot Drink Stand.png Festive Hot Drink Stand Cash.png1,200
Tapped Out Festive Trash Can Fire.png Festive Trash Can Fire Donut Tapped Out.png3
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Snowman.png Santa's Little Helper Snowdog Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Tapped Out Snowball Snowman.png Snowball Snowcat Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Tapped Out Grampa Snowman.png Grampa Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Icegod.png Ice God Giveaway Wheel
Tapped Out Festive Lawn Bell.png Festive Lawn Bell Cash.png425
Tapped Out Festive Fancy Lawn Bell.png Festive Fancy Lawn Bell Cash.png425

^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel.

Returning items

Several items from the Christmas 2012 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.

Buildings

Image Name Costs
Santa's Village Tapped Out.png Santa's Village Donut Tapped Out.png200

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Holiday Tree.png Holiday Tree Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,500
Homer Snowman.png Homer Snowman Melting.png Homer Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Bart Snowman.png Bart Snowman Melting.png Bart Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Lisa Snowman.png Lisa Snowman Melting.png Lisa Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Marge Snowman.png Marge Snowman Melting.png Marge Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Maggie Snowman.png Maggie Snowman Melting.png Maggie Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Reindeer.png Reindeer^^ Donut Tapped Out.png20

^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel. ^^On Christmas Day, every player will be awarded with a free Reindeer.

Prizes

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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Treehouse of Horror XXIV event prize system.

Personal Prizes

Tapped Out Personal Prizes-xmas2013.png
Image Object Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting
Tapped Out Egg Nog Bar.png Egg Nog Bar Tapped Egg Nog Bar.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png250 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Holiday Tree.png Holiday Tree Tapped Holiday Tree.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,500 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Tapped Out Springfield Mall.png Springfield Mall Tapped Springfield Mall.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png3,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out Elf Home.png Elf Home Tapped Elf Home.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png6,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png90
Tapped Out Springfield Skating Rink.png Springfield Skating Rink Tapped Springfield Skating Rink.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png10,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png110
Tapped Out HLE Ride.png Happy Elves Ride Tapped Happy Elves Ride.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png14,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon.png Christmas Raccoon Tapped Christmas Raccoon.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png18,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png175
Tapped Out Ned SantaSuit.png Santa Flanders Tapped Santa Flanders.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png22,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Tapped Out Plow King's Plow.png Plow King's Plow Tapped Plow King's Plow.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png26,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png250
Personal Prize Costington's Tapped Out.png Costington's Tapped Costington's.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png30,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png310

Once the player has received all prizes, they receive a free Spin Token for every Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,000 they acquire.

Community Prizes

Community Prizes was back again in this event, the system working similarly to the Treehouse of Horror XXIV, rewarding the players every billions they, overall, collect. There is five Community Prizes.

Tapped Out Community Prizes-xmas2013.png
Image Building Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting
Tapped Out Krusty Totem Pole.pngTapped Out Krusty Themed Totem Pole snow.png "Christmas" Totem Tapped Out Christmas Totem.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png450,000,000
Tapped Out Santas Workshop.png Santa's Workshop Tapped Out Santa's Workshop.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png625,000,000
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns.png Ebenezer Burns Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns New.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png800,000,000
Yes Guy.png The Yes Guy Tapped Out The Yes Guy Unlocked.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png975,000,000
Tapped Out Candy Cane Power Plant.png Candy Cane Power Plant Tapped Out Candy Cooling Towers.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png1,200,000,000

Giveaway Wheel

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The Giveaway Wheel is a prize wheel. A chance on the wheel costs a spin token and you can use the wheel after you have collected your first spin token. The wheel gives you one of ten prizes. You can only win prizes once. Once you have won all the prizes on a certain section of the wheel, it is replaced by Cash.png1,000 or gift cards.

Spin tokens can be earned four ways:

1. The Egg Nog Bar produces 1 spin token every 24 hours.

2. There is a slight chance of spin tokens appearing in gift bags and presents, similar to donuts appearing in ghosts during the Treehouse of Horror XXIV event.

3. A spin token is awarded for every additional Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,000 the player collects after obtaining all the personal prizes.

4. Spin Tokens can be purchased for donuts: 1 spin token costs Donut Tapped Out.png10, 3 spin tokens costs Donut Tapped Out.png25, and 10 spin tokens cost Donut Tapped Out.png50.

Prizes

Prize(s) Odds before the update on January 10, 2014 Odds after the update on January 10, 2014
Claus Co
Tapped Out GiftCard.png275
~1.56% ~5%
Christmas Flanders House
Christmas Van Houten House
Christmas White House
Christmas Muntz House
Christmas Skinner House
Cash.png1,000
~20.22% ~14%
Snow Monster
Tapped Out GiftCard.png250
~1.68% ~5%
Christmas Brown House
Christmas Purple House
Christmas Pink House
Christmas Orange House
Cash.png1,000
~20.22% ~14%
Helter Shelter
Tapped Out GiftCard.png225
~2.25% ~5%
Christmas Simpsons House
Christmas Cletus Farm
Christmas Blue House
Christmas Willie's Shack
Christmas Krabappel Apartment
Cash.png1,000
~20.22% ~14%
Ice God
Tapped Out GiftCard.png150
~2.25% ~6%
Marge Snowman
Maggie Snowman
Homer Snowman
Snowball II Snowcat
Tapped Out GiftCard.png50
~13.48% ~14%
Mr. Plow
Plow King
Tapped Out GiftCard.png100
~5.05% ~9%
Lisa Snowman
Grampa Snowman
Bart Snowman
Santa's Little Helper Snowdog
Tapped Out GiftCard.png50
~13.48% ~14%

Mechanics

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Two new mechanics were added to the game. The first is a character locator. At the top left of the screen, there is a face of a character. Clicking on that will take you to the character. The face will then change to another character.

Second is an easier way to navigate through friends. When you're in a friend's Springfield, there are two arrows in the bottom left of the screen, one pointing left and one pointing right. Clicking these will take to the previous or next Springfield on your friends list.

Jobs that pay out gift cards

Note: This list is incomplete.
Gift Card Tasks
Character Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Visible?
Permanent
Lisa Make Snow Angels 6h Tapped Out GiftCard.png22, XP.png55 Simpson House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3 Tapped Out Tick.png
Homer Pretend to Ski 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Tapped Out Tick.png
Lisa Pretend to Ski 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Tapped Out Tick.png
Apu Set up a Git Card Promotion 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Kwik-E-Mart Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6 Tapped Out Cross.png
Bart Be a Nutcracker 10h Tapped Out GiftCard.png35, XP.png90 Tapped Out Tick.png
Ned Take the Boys Snowmobiling 10h Tapped Out GiftCard.png35, XP.png90 Rod
Todd
Tapped Out Tick.png
Homer Make a Snowman 16h Tapped Out GiftCard.png50, XP.png125 Simpson House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3 Tapped Out Tick.png
Cletus Count Up Family Members 24h Tapped Out GiftCard.png60, XP.png150 Cletus's Farm Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 7 Tapped Out Cross.png
Temporary
Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Kwik-E-Mart Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6 Tapped Out Cross.png
Ned Buy New Throw Pillows 12h Tapped Out GiftCard.png42, XP.png100 Flanders House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 5 Tapped Out Cross.png
Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards 12h Tapped Out GiftCard.png42, XP.png100 Van Houten House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 9 Tapped Out Cross.png
Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit 16h Tapped Out GiftCard.png50, XP.png125 Krusty Burger Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 8 Tapped Out Cross.png

Gameplay

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1

Homer The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain."
Homer And so much snow!
Lisa Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore.
Homer Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.
Homer Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!
Lisa There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident". Is that for us?
Homer Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident". Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet.
Homer Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head.
Homer You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.
Lisa Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Present Depot". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Homer Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?
Lisa It's a Christmas Tree... I think.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2

Lisa There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.
Lisa "Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty&Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years."
Lisa "To rectify the situation, Claus Co is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up."
Lisa "Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax."
Homer Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!
Lisa Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?
Homer I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Collect presents (x10)". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 3

Lisa They're full of gift cards...
Homer I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.
Homer Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!
Lisa They say they're redeemable at a store called "ClausCo."
Homer ClausCo? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of.
Lisa Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing!
Homer Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate!
The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Make a Snowman" and "Make Lisa make Snow Angels". It takes 16 and 6 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png92 and XP.png190 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at your store with ClausCo gift cards?
Apu Do you think me for a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.
Apu The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to!
The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 4" which is to "Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png47 and XP.png80 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!
Ned And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!
Lisa Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.
Lisa Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?
Ned Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png62 and XP.png110 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.
Apu If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.
Apu Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!
Apu Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesh. Because that's just common sense.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png47 and XP.png80 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Cletus I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.
Cletus I's got more money than God!
Cletus I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.
Cletus This year I can buy something for all my kin.
Cletus All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7" which is to "Make Cletus Count Up Family Members". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png80 and XP.png160 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?
Krusty I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.
Krusty How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?
Sideshow Mel In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!
Krusty How do you know about my gambling debts?
Sideshow Mel You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8" which is to "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png70 and XP.png135 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!
Milhouse Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.
Milhouse Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...
Milhouse Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9" which is to "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png72 and XP.png110 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!
Lisa What's the occasion?
Homer The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!
Lisa I thought you liked mom's cooking.
Homer I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.
Homer It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.
Homer Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.
Homer All because they want some of my charming money.
Homer And don't forget — the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...
Lisa I do like mazes...
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10" which is to "Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant (x12)". It takes 4 hours.
After sending Apu
Apu Come on, octuplets. Let's do put another "Kids eat Free!" restaurant out of business!
After sending Cletus's exclamation mark
Cletus I hope they prepare my Possum tableside.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm.
After sending Homer
Homer To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.
After sending Kang
Kang There's something magical about being served your food by your food.
After sending Kodos
Kodos I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Krusty
Krusty Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu.
After sending Moe
Moe I have never tasted un-turpentined wine.
After sending Ned
Ned Even Jesus ate our once in a while towards the end.
After sending Otto
Otto I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch "Strange Brew" with your coolest busboy.
Otto For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.
After sending Profesor Frink
Professor Frink I am working on a nutritious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Skinner
Skinner Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.
After sending Willie
Willie If I had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.
After the task is complete
Homer I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.
Lisa No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.
Homer Couldn't be happier...

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Moe Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!
Homer We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?
Homer We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.
Moe I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that!
Moe Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer (x12)". It takes 4 hours.
After sending Apu
Apu Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.
After sending Brockman

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Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.
After sending Cletus
Cletus My Pappy had a saying: "Alkey-hall yum." Words to live by.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.
After sending Homer
Homer I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.
After sending Kang
Kang Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.
After sending Kodos
Kodos I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!
After sending Moe
Moe You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?
After sending Ned
Ned Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of — hey! Where's everybody going?
After sending Professor Frink
Professor Frink I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Sideshow Mel
Sideshow Mel "For a quart of ale is a dish for a king! — William Shakespeare. "What he said!" — Sideshow Mel
After sending Skinner
Skinner I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.
After sending Willie
Willie Hurry up! I can't fact mopping the boys bathroom sober.
After the task is complete
Moe That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.
Moe It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.
Bart I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.
Lisa Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?
Marge Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.
Marge What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!
Homer When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12" which is to "Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones (x12)". It takes 6 hours.
After sending Apu
Apu The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.
After sending Cletus
Cletus No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy I have no idea what real adults buy.
After sending Dr. Nick
Dr. Nick Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.
After sending Hans Moleman
Moleman What is the inside of a store like?
After sending Homer
Homer Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...
After sending Kang
Kang All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.
After sending Kodos
Kodos I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Krusty
Krusty I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.
After sending Moe
Moe I bet you think the concept of "loved ones" is totally foreign to me.
Moe If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow — I'm taking copious notes.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!
After sending Smithers
Smithers My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.
Lisa Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.
Marge Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.
Lisa Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?
Marge No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish that glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays". It takes 24 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.
Homer Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.
Wiggum Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?
Homer Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.
Homer Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved one. But as for me, sandwiches.
Wiggum I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.
Homer Whaaaggub?
Wiggum Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14" which is to "Make Springfielders Overeat (x12)". It takes 8 hours.
After sending Apu
Apu America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.
After sending Brockman

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My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.
After sending Duffman
Duffman Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.
After sending Grampa
Grampa This will quite possibly kill me!
After sending Homer
Homer You heard me — I'll have the entire dessert cart.
After sending Kang
Kang Foolish humans! Your Cookies 'n' Cream is your only worthy creation!
After sending Kodos
Kodos EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Ned
Ned The Bible says, "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you." I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.
After sending Agnes
Agnes Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort 'em out!
After sending Dr. Hibbert
Dr. Hibbert I'm still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.
After sending Sea Captain
Sea Captain Thar be the white whale! ...is what I'll say next time I look in the mirror.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Barney Another round, bartender!
Moe Can't... lift... another... mug.
Moe Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15" which is to "Make Springfielders Drink Too Much (x12)". It takes 8 hours.
After sending Agnes
Agnes Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!
After sending Barney
Barney *BELCH!*
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?
After sending Kodos
Kodos ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Miss Springfield
Miss Springfield *BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!
After sending Krabappel

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I just teach better with a crippling hangover.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.
After sending The Rich Texan
The Rich Texan Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!
Bart Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also 6 AM.
Homer If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16" which is to "Make Springfielders Stampede Stores (x12)". It takes 12 hours.
After sending Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.
After sending Herman
Herman Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.
After sending Kodos
Kodos ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!
After sending Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.
After sending Otto
Otto It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.
After sending Professor Frink
Professor Frink I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, this giving me a decided– good glayvin! So much pushing!
After sending Smithers
Smithers A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.
After sending Snake
Snake I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.
After sending Wiggum
Wiggum I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.
After sending Willie
Willie My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!
Homer Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?
Lisa It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — that's Gluttony.
Lisa We lie around drinking all day — that's Sloth!
Lisa We fight each other to buy everything in sight — Greed!
Homer That's only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones!
Homer Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". It takes 60 minutes.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?
Lisa Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.
Homer Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.
Ned They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!
Homer Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.
Moe When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders", "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders", and "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons (x12)". It takes 8 and 24 hours.
After sending Carl
Carl The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, "when in Rome"...
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!
After sending Drederick Tatum
Drederick Tatum Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.
After sending Fat Tony
Fat Tony I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.
After sending Kang
Kang I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?
After sending Kodos
Kodos ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!
After sending Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?
After sending Skinner
Skinner I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.
After sending Suzanne the Witch
Suzanne the Witch I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.
After sending Willie
Willie Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.
After the task is complete
Homer Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich bug shots to regular, poor losers.
Homer Wait, why are we doing this again?
Lisa People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.
Lisa The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.
Homer Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Claus Co is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?
Lisa Hmmm... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.
Lisa "Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, ..." Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's!
Lisa They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!
Lisa The same devices upon which people play freemium games!
Homer Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19" which is to "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". It takes 12 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20

Lisa Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.
Lisa All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.
Moe Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.
Marge Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should — by gathering with family and friends.
Krusty And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co prizes before five weeks is up!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20" which is to "Collect Presents (x50)".

The Great Donut Caper

The Great Donut Caper is a two part gameplay between the December 22nd and December 24.

The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer You know the best part about the holidays?
Lisa The spirit of giving?
Skinner That wheel that gives you prizes?
Lenny The fact that Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year so Mr. Burns gave us two whole weeks off?
Homer All good... except for Lisa's But the thing I love most about the holidays are the holiday donuts.
The player receives "The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Shop for Holiday Donuts". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.
Homer One tray of Holiday Donuts, Apu, my good man.
Homer Better yet, make it a truckload! Or whatever the biggest size is now. That's how you get the best value.
Apu I am sorry, but that item was not included in our inventory shipment this year. Someone bought out the entire supply from my wholesaler.
Homer What? But, donuts... and holidays...
Apu I, too, am pained, my friend. The holiday season is a bonanza for a purveyour of unhelthy food. It's the one time of year where everyone says "screw it" to their diet.
Homer What's a diet?!

The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I can't believe the Kwik-E-Mart has no holiday donuts! This is the worst Christmas ever... except of course for the tsunami one in 2004.
Lisa What's the big deal? Aren't holiday donuts just the same as regular donuts?
Homer No. They taste the same. But they have red and green sprinkles on them so they look different.
Homer And being the same but looking more festive is what the holidays are all about.
The player receives "The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Search Shops for Holiday Donuts" It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.
Homer This is a nightmare! There's not a single holiday donut in town.
Homer *sigh* And I'd pay anything for one.
Lisa Maybe that's the point. Perhaps someone is artificially reducing supply in an effort to increase demand.
Homer You don't mean...?
Lisa Yes. It appears that some entrepreneurial mastermind has cornered the market.
Homer Who is this Nelson Baker Hunt of donuts? Also, who is Nelson Baker Hunt?

Christmas Bonus Payout

When the player log in on December 25.
Sign Happy Holidays! The citizens of Springfield are celebrating and all this goodwill means presents and gift bags will award DOUBLE event currency!
Homer ...
Sign Oh, to celebrate, a FREE reindeer has been put into your inventory.

A Bont of Friendship

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
Hank Scorpio It's that time of year again. Time to send out a big thank you to a special former employee!
Hank Scorpio Without his faithful service, and my fusion-fueled, death ray-equipped, rocket escape sled, I might have spent the holidays as Interpol's prisoner.
The player receives "A Bont of Friendship" which is to "Make Hank Scorpio Send Homer a Holiday Gift". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png55 and XP.png100 in reward.
Homer Hey, look Marge! A thank you gift from Hank Scorpio!
Homer "Dear Homer. As Project Arcturus enters Phase 48, fondly remembering you and your contributions. I hope you and your family are well."
Homer "Speaking of, try to avoid being within a fifty-mile radius of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on January 6, 4:00:00 GMT."
Homer "Also, best to avoid anywhere downwind of that location for whatever the half-life of Mendelevium is. Please accept this gift. Cheers! Hank."

Righteous Indignation

Righteous Indignation Pt. 1

After log in on January 1
Homer Woohoo! New Year's Day! All the snow is gone and- Hey!
Homer Why's the snow still here? The holidays are OVER!
Homer I'm ready for the next big thing. When is Valentine's Day anyway?
Homer Maybe if I get on the internet and complain, one of those lazy developers will make something happen.
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Complain on the Internet (x3)" It takes 45 seconds every time and the player receives total Donut Tapped Out.png2, Cash.png9 and XP.png13 in reward.

Righteous Indignation Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Aw, two lousy donuts! Come on, I deserve better than that!
Homer I'm going to troll until someone coughs up the good stuff!
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Raise a Stink on the Forums (x3)" It takes 45 seconds every time and the player receives total Donut Tapped Out.png2, Cash.png9 and XP.png13 in reward.

Righteous Indignation Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Two more donuts. Great. I basically lost 2013 to this game, and this is my thanks.
Homer Wonder if those guys on Reddit can help me out.
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Stir Up Internet Hate (x3)" It takes 3 minutes every time and the player receives total Donut Tapped Out.png6, Cash.png18 and XP.png18 in reward.

Righteous Indignation Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Now, we're talking!
Homer Now I want some of those premium buildings. And a new car!
Homer It's not like it costs you guys anything to design and implement them. They're just pixels!
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Back Off EA". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash.png600 and XP.png150.
After task is complete
Homer Veeerry funny!
Homer Fine, I'll stop complaining for now.
Homer But there better be some awesome stuff planned for 2014.
Homer Like the Monorail, and the Stonecutters, and a proper version of Sideshow Bob...
Homer ...and those are just a few of the great ideas I found on the internet!

The Grumple

When the player log in at Christmas Eve
Enjoy a heart-warming, rhyming children's story about the muderous Grumple! Find the Grumple in the build menu!

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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Far north of North Portland, just past Mount Mahorn You'll find the brown shack where the Grumple was born

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He lived all his days in that brown domicile Just drumming his Grump-drum and smiling his smile Till one day is neighbors, each wearing a frown Cried "monster!" and "kill it!" and burned the place down

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The Grumple was frightened but quick to forgive He knew he'd find somewhere a Grumple could live

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He traveled by night, always hiding in shadow And searched all through Georgia and then Colorado

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Till seeing Fair Springfield, where once was a dome, He giggled and jiggled and knew he was home
The Grumple "I'll find a nice house, where a Grumple can drum, Why there's dozens of blue ones to generate income!"
The Grumple And so off he set, with a "Grumplety-Groo! I've excellent credit and references too!"
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1" which is to "Make the Grumple Find a House". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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The Grumple, determined, searched high and searched low, He wanted a floor plan with really good flow

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And found just the place! In the center of town Was a home that was pleasant and best of all...BROWN!
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Grumple Move into the Brown House". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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He bought chairs and tables, though Grumples aren't rich (and strangely are fond of mid-century kitsch)

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He painted and sanded, real manual labors And prayed that he wouldn't get killed by his neighbors

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And lo and behold! the neighbors were nice! Excepting, perhaps, the ones just to his right.

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It's not that the Simpsons were awful unfriendly It's just that they argued and yelled never-endly

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But Simpson-y screaming made Grumple uptight
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3" which is to "Make the Grumple Try to Sleep". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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Would Simpsons be quiet, if Grumple asked nicely? He begged them all once-ly, then pled with them twice-ly

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But still, on they bellowed their bellow-ous roaring And if they were sleeping, the fat one was snorling

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If only the Simpsons had realized their danger They might have respected this furry green stranger

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And Grumple, that fun-loving, peaceable sort He tried to find some way to be a good sport

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To quiet the rage to which he was succumbing The Grumple tried drumming, drumming, and drumming
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4" which is to "Make the Grumple Play his Grump-Drum". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png265 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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A well-rested Grumple is happy-go-lucky A sleep-deprived Grumple? There's no one more sucky

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The Grumple fought daily with murderous urges, And dreams of dead Simpsons would flood him in surges

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But maybe -- just maybe! -- all would have been well Had Homer not done the next thing I will tell

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Not paying attention while driving is dumb, And Homer's car, backing, crushed Grumple's Grump-drum

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This drum Grumple's father had made for his son Ere he died in the Great Grumple War of Aught-One

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The drum went cuh-runch! And then Homer yelled "crap!" And something inside of the Grumple went snap!

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Down deep in his psyche a switch went flip-flop, And poor Grumple's sanity burst with a pop!
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Grumple Lose his Mind". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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He waited till nighttime was darker than ink Then into the Simpsons house Grumple did slink

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He sntached all the Simpsons with razor sharp claws And just before shoving Bart into his jaws
The Grumple Thousht: "No! I'd much rather watch them die slow And give them all reason to holler out 'D'oh!"
The Grumple "I'll bind them with tyings, this noise-ulous crew And boil them slow-like, make Grumplety-stew!"
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6" which is to "Make the Grumple Prepare Grumle-ty Stew". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark

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If Grumple had bothered to tie up the baby He'd still be alive today, Grump-drumming, maybe

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But Maggie was, after all, Mr. Burns' shooter, If you don't believe me, go ask your computer

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The Grumple, he never had any idea That of all the Simpsons (who're drawn in Korea)

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The deadliest, shootin'-est one of them all Was Maggie, who shot his brains onto the wall
The Grumple The Grumple's last thought as life he did lose, Was "Grumple you, Simpsons! You Grumplety Groos!"
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7" which is to "Make the Grumple Die cursing the Simpsons". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

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The Grumple has perished? You bought him with donuts! (We'll reanimate him, so you guys don't go nuts.)

Other quests

Holiday Trappings

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Thanks, Claus Co, for all the free stuff.
Homer I'm thrilled to not wonder why you could possibly be doing this!
Homer Now that I'm no longer wondering, I have plenty of time to decorate!
The player receives "Holiday Trappings" which is to "Have Festive Decorations (x6)". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

The Face of the Holidays

Krusty With all this easy money around, Springfield is starting to remind me of a young Las Vegas.
Krusty Only Springfield's organized crime problem is worse.
Krusty And we lack Vegas's excellent schools, strong sense of community, and vibrant art scene.
Krusty But we can give 'em a run for their money in one category -- lights!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Have Types of Decorated Houses (x10)". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png60 and XP.png30 in reward.

After tapping on the character locator
Homer This town is too crowded. It's impossible to find anyone I'm looking for.
Lisa Yeah, well, I don't think anyone, in their darkest nightmare, envisioned Tapped Out lasting this long.
Homer Fine, but his is our reality now, however unpleasant. Hey, EA! You listening?
Homer Tell your best nerds to get working on it. Type-etty-type!

Do Unto Others

Lisa We have so many presents. Let's share some with our friends in other Springfields.
Homer Giving away what's our for nothing? What a wonderful idea! I'm so proud of you honey. And so happy you're my daughter!
Lisa ...
Lisa You know I'm old enough to detect sarcasm, right?
Homer Oops. Sorry, I forgot. Let's do your plan, sweetie. Daddy's shutting up now.
The player receives "Do Unto Others" which is to "Give Away Gift Bags (x3)" The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

Prize Gameplay

Community Prizes

"Christmas" Totem

Christmas Clearance
After collecting "Christmas" Totem
The player receives "Christmas Clearance" which is to "Place the "Christmas" Totem". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Apu Welcome, Homer. Care to purchase any of our limited-time seasonal items?
Apu We have traditional Christmas nachos, Hannukah pork rinds, and the bikini girl on this month's "Low Rider" magazine is wearing a Santa hat. How clever!
Homer What's this "Thanksgiving Milk?"
Apu Check out the expiration date -- November 28! A real collector's item.
Homer This is the same crap you usually sell, marked up fifty precent.
Apu I'm sorry you feel that way... Scrooge.
Homer Scrooge? I'll show you what way I feel -- gimme one of everything. The more useless, the better!

Ebenezer Burns

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Ebenezer Burns Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?
Ebenezer Burns Let's see: South Street Orphange... off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy... off! The Cratchit Family — shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do... off!

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Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!
Ebenezer Burns Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer.

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Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity...
Ebenezer Burns The only eternity I care about is how long this conversation is taking. Now where was I... ah, yes! The Springfield Home for Wounded Firefighters... off!
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Ignore Holiday Warning". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark

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Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past–
Ebenezer Burns No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!

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Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then–
Ebenezer Burns I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss.

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Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil.
Ebenezer Burns Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message.

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...Are you being serious this time, or...
Ebenezer Burns No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark

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Ebenezer, let's skip the whole "Christmas past" thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees.
Ebenezer Burns Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.

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Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!
Ebenezer Burns Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record?

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Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant.
Ebenezer Burns He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my "faithful employee?" Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted?

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Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known–
Ebenezer Burns Idiot.
Ebenezer Burns Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3" which is to "Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark

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Seriously, Ebenezer, I'm only trying to help here.
Ebenezer Burns You can help by handing me that wrench.

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Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.

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That's a solid deal, any way you look at it.
Ebenezer Burns Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light.

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Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?
Ebenezer Burns You'll see.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Work on "The Weapon."". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark

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Say, what is that thing you've built?
Ebenezer Burns I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures.

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I don't like the sound of that.
Ebenezer Burns No, you shouldn't.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

The Yes Guy

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
The Yes Guy Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Homer Oh, great. It's...that guy who says "yes."
The Yes Guy But in a very funny way! Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
Homer Right, right. Listen, Yes Guy --
The Yes Guy Ehh-Y--
Homer STOP IT! Don't Just... don't. The thing is, this is a pretty small town. And we spend a lot of time walking around. Like, a lot.
Homer And if whoever's in charge goes on vacation, or gets bored of us and takes a break, it's literally months of just wandering streets.
Homer Point is, we Springfielders spend a lot of time together. And so it's important that no one here be... how do I put this... super annoying.
The Yes Guy Ehh-Yes?
Homer Eh-yes. Now -- and this is in no way a criticism -- but as a character, you sometimes come off a little... one-dimensional.
The Yes Guy Whereas Disco Stu is a fully-realized, fleshed-out being? Is that it? Stu is a satisfyingly multifaceted personality, eh-yes?
Homer All I'm saying is, if you had one more catchphrase, it's help matters.
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Search for a New Catchphrase". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Homer Any luck find a new catchphrae, Yes Guy?
The Yes Guy None at all! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
Carl I'm already crazy sick of this guy.
Homer Have you thought about saying "no?" Then you could alternate "yes" and "no." That could be sort of funny, maybe.
The Yes Guy Let's give it a whirl! Eh-nnnnn... Eh-nnnnn... Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Homer Hold on. Can you physically not say the word "no?"
The Yes Guy Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Homer Maybe there's something wrong with you. Medically.
The Yes Guy Eh-yes?
Homer I'm sure it's nothing important. Probably just a thing growing in your brain.
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Call a Doctor". It takes 4 hours and the player receives Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
The Yes Guy The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me. Also that I am unpleasant to be around. Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Homer If it's not a physical problem, it could be psychological. What was your childhood like?
The Yes Guy Eh-GUESSSSSSSS!!!!
Moe You want me to guess? Okay... Early trauma, loss of one or more parents, resulting in an acute fear of abandonment.
Moe Thus your pathological need to be liked, and inability to say "no" to anyone or anything. Am I close?
The Yes Guy Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Run Away in Shame". It takes 12 hours and the player receives Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers! I found this man in the gutter. I want you to clean him up and give him a job.
The Yes Guy Eh-yes?
Mr. Burns This fellow is the more naturally gifted yes man I've ever seen! I like being surrounded by yes men. It's essential to my creative process.
Smithers Sir, "I've" never questioned a decision of yours.
Mr. Burns August 6, 2004. I asked you to set a lunch meeting with me, Buck Rogers and a pterodactyl, and you refused.
Smithers Sir, you had a high fever. You were delusional.
Mr. Burns I'm a hundred-something! I'm always delusional! Now clean this man up. I want him mindlessly rubber stamping my every notion by 9AM!
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace" and "Make The Yes Guy Get a Haircut". It takes 8 hours and the player receives Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns I want to have drinks with the King of Canada and Peter Gabriel-era Genesis. Set it up.
The Yes Guy Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Mr. Burns Good man. Also -- the new order of days in the week is: Sunday, Friday, Monday, Monday Junior, 4th of July, Taco Tuesday, and Flurmsday Eve.
The Yes Guy Eh-YESSSSSSS!!!!
Mr. Burns I feel like invading somewhere. Possibly Illinois. I have no army, and I don't want to spend more than $10,000. Is that feasible?
The Yes Guy A brilliant idea, sir! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Be Mr. Burns' Yes Man". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Personal Prizes

Egg Nog Bar

Egg on Your Noggin'
The player receives "Egg on Your Noggin'" which is to "Place the Egg Nog Bar". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Homer Whoo hoo! A new bar!
Moe Whoa, whoa, whoa! That place serves egg nog. If you drink that stuff, it could kill ya.
Homer Why? I'm not allergic to eggs. And I outgrew my childhood nog allergy years ago.
Moe But the spike the now with un-watererd down rum. As a customer of Moe's you've never had real booze before.
Moe It's just one more way Moe's takes care of its' valued lushes.
Homer Thanks, pal. Why, you couldn't pay me to drink that nog.
Krusty But that's exactly what we'll do! A free Giveaway Weel token to one lucky customer every day!
Homer And just like that, I'm back on board!

Dollars to Donuts
After collect the first spin token.
Homer Woo-hoo! I found a chocolate coin!
Homer Aw, it's not made of chocolate. Just gold. Lousy, worthless, precious gold.
Krusty That, my friend, is a token for the Krusty's Non-Denominational Holiday Giveaway Wheel!
Krusty Brought to you by your mysterious friends at Claus Co. Claus Co: the "I Wonder Why They're Doing This" people.
Krusty Get bonus tokens bundled randomly with Claus Co Gift Credit.
Krusty And remember, "Global Warming is a hoax!"
The player receives "Dollars to Donuts" which is to "Spin the Giveaway Wheel". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

Christmas Tree

Trees and Grettings
The player receives "Trees and Grettings" which is to "Place the Christmas Tree". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Homer *singing* O HOLIDAY TREE, O HOLIDAY TREE, COME MARCH YOU'LL BE A FIRE HAZARD.
Lisa You could always throw out the dried-out tree in January, you know.
Homer Could, but won't

Springfield Mall

Deck the Malls
After collecting Springfield Mall
The player receives "Deck the Malls" which is to "Place the Springfield Mall". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Lisa Rejoice, oh teenagers and elderly, the Springfield Mall is here.
Homer This is going to make buying presents for the entire family at 7:45 PM on December 24th so much easier.

Elf Home

Better Than a Garden Gnome
After collecting Elf Home
The player receives "Better Than a Garden Gnome" which is to "Place the Elf Home". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Lisa Uh... I was pretty sure the Happy Little Elves were fictional characters.
Homer All I see is an influx if shoe-making, cookie-tree-inhabiting, dim-witted Logolases to do our present-collecting for free.

Springfield Skating Rink

B-List Stars on Ice
After collecting Springfield Skating Rink
The player receives "B-List Stars on Ice" which is to "Place the Springfield Skating Rink". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Krusty Hey kids, the Ice Show's in town! It's like ballet, but occasionally someone falls and cracks their head open!
Milhouse Does it features characters from my favorite TV shows and movies?
Krusty Knock-offs of those, yes. Like Samba the Lion King, Snow Lady and the Seven Undersized Gentlemen, and those loveable yellow crack-ups, the Munions!

Happy Eleves Ride

Not in Pandaland Anymore
After collecting Happy Eleves Ride
The player receives "Not in Pandaland Anymore" which is to "Place the Happy Eleves Ride". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
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Krusty Krustyland is happy to unveil is newest attraction, "The Happy Little Elves in Pandaland" ride!
Krusty Please do not ride if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, have been pregnant, know someone who is pregnant or may become pregnant or who knows a pregnant person themselves...
Krusty ...or are the result of someone getting pregnant at some time in the past. Otherwhise, have fun. At your own risk. No promises. Nice knowing ya.

Plow King's Plow

Plowness Envy
After collecting Plow King's Plow
The player receives "Plowness Envy" which is to "Place the Plow King's Plow". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Homer Plow King? There's a second snowplow business in town? I'm doomed.
Lisa Cheer up, Dad. Maybe a little competition is just what Mr. Plow needs. It might bring out the best in you.
Homer I think you know what won't happen. It's just no the Simpson way.
Lisa Well, maybe this time--
Homer Not the Simpson way!

Santa Flanders

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Santa Flanders Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee... Wait, let Santa try to say that again.
Santa Flanders Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly... Sorry. I'll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow.
Santa Flanders Ho... ho... ho... There! I dum-doodily-did it!
Santa Flanders *sigh* I need a new schtick.
Santa Flanders I'll worry about that later. For now, there's Santa work to do!
Santa Flanders Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!
Santa Flanders And also Bart Simpson.
Santa Flanders Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen!
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary" and "Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa". It takes 8 hours.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Santa Flanders Next stop on the Santa Express — church!
Santa Flanders Church is Santa's natural stomping grounds, after all.
Santa Flanders Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born.
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield" and "Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon". It takes 60 minutes.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Marge Ned, no offense, but you're ruining Santa Claus for everyone.
Marge A super-Christian Santa is, well... a little creepy.
Santa Flanders What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good needs that on this day, in Bethlehem –
Marge Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too.
Santa Flanders But it's our deal!
Marge Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling?
Santa Flanders Well, okay. But I'm only singing the really religious carols. no "White Christmas" for this jolly old elf!
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carollin'". It takes 12 hours.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Santa Flanders I don't get it. I've never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?
Marge Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?
Santa Flanders Of course!
Marge But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ...
Santa Flanders Ooh! That's the best part, am I right?
Marge Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I'm Christian. See what I mean?
Marge Maybe it's enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love.
Marge I mean, it's not really about that. It's about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?
Marge And there's no better giver than Santa!
Santa Flanders I suppose ...
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents Door-to-Door". It takes 4 hours.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Santa Flanders Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun!
Marge I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like.
Marge But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no relgion at all!
Santa Flanders Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet.
Marge Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We'll take what progress we can get, here, Santa.
Santa Flanders All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays". It takes 24 hours.

Plow King

The Once and Future King Pt. 1
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Plow King Tired of third-rate snow removal services? Looking for someone a little more -- *BELCH* -- professional?
Plow King Then turn to Plow King! We're available 24-7. Buzzed, drunk or merely.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 1" which is to "Make Plow King Print off Flyers". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 2
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Plow King It's tough breaking into a market dominated by Mr. Plow.
Plow King But competing against my best pal Homer will surley bring out the very best in both of us.
Plow King Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it frendly.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6" and "Make Plow King Record a Mr. Plow Attack Ad". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 3
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Plow King In business, you must always strive to get better. To offer your customers, the very best.
Plow King One great way to do that is to accuse your competitors of gross incompetence, unprovkoked assaults against customers, and running over babies on purpose.
Plow King To reach your finally potential, sometimes you gotta lob some lie greades at you best-est bud.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 3" which is to "Make Plow King Print Anti-Mr. Plow Lies". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 4
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Plow King Business is booming, thanks to Plow Kin'gs peerless service, and Homer's plow being towed.
Plow King If it was seized because a false report of a truck labeled "Mr. Plow" being used in a string of brutal murders, that's no one's fault.
Plow King Homer will get out of jail eventually, and then we'll have a good laugh ove my completely ethical business practices.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 4" which is to "Make Plow King Frame Mr. Plow". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 5
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Plow King I've sacrificed so much to become Plow King.
Plow King I've lot my best friend. My principles. Some would say, any shred of human decency I once possessed.
Plow King Do I have any regrets? Perhaps. I regret that Homer made me do all this by having a plow too.
Plow King I wish I'd handled the situation better. For example, I could have low-balled the guy I paid to shut off Homer's phone.
Plow King But when you get down to it, I wish I'd learned years ago how to blow up trucks, because then I could have blown up Homer's myself.
Plow King Instead of hiring Fat Tony to do it. That would have saved some serious cash.
Plow King I've changed, you say? I suppose I have. I've grown, certainly.
Plow King And if leaving Homer's son alive to one day avenge his father's honor makes me "foolish," then so be it.
Plow King I'm not in the murder business.
Plow King And if I change my mind, Fat Tony IS in the murder business, and I have his private number.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 5" which is to "Make Plow King Drink to Success". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Helter Shelter

Reset From the Wicked
After collecting Helter Shelter
The player receives "Reset From the Wicked" which is to "Place the Helter Shelter". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Mr. Burns You people are impossible. Get your hands on some shelter, and just give it away. And to the homeless, no less!
Ned It's the charitable thing to do.
Mr. Burns My friends and I haven't spent the last thrity years destroying America's middle class so that you could keep them alive. Honestly, I don't know why I try.

Mr. Costington

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Mr. Costington Attention all employees.
Mr. Costington The day after Christmas has become a major shopping day, right up there with Black Friday, Bloodbath Monday and Dystopic Nightmare Wednesday.
Mr. Costington To get a jump on our competitors, we will be opening at midnight, December 25th. All employees will report to work at 6 PM, Christmas Day.
Mr. Costington Have a Merry Christmas. Is that what people say? "Merry?" I don't know, sounds weird.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Ruin Christmas". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Mr. Costington Attention all employees.
Mr. Costington Word has reached me that many of you are unhappy to be working Christmas Day.
Mr. Costington I am sympathetic to your concerns, and interested in discussing this with you face-to-face.
Mr. Costington All valued employees belonging to this shadow underground of malcontents should immediately drop to the ground, face down, hands clasped behind their heads.
Mr. Costington Remain calm as security zip-ties your wrists. Once you have been neutralized, you can trust we will have a frank discussion of your legitimate concerns.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Intimidate Employees". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Mr. Costington Attention all employees.
Mr. Costington It has become clear that the Anti-Christmas-Work-Day faction does not intend to self-identify.
Mr. Costington This is disappointing, as management is only trying to help.
Mr. Costington We cannot address your grievances if we cannot detain and interrogate you.
Mr. Costington Let us air our concerns togheter, sharing the names of your co-conspiratiors in an atmosphere of trust.
Mr. Costington For your convenience, special agents have been placed at key chokepoints around the store. Please turn yourselves in to them at your earliest convenience.
Mr. Costington You'll know them by their black armbands and cold, dead eyes. Thank you.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Root Out Troublemakers". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Mr. Costington Attention all employees.
Mr. Costington We have heard your concerns, and decided to cancel all Christmas-day shifts.
Mr. Costington Now there's no reason for key figures in the Anti-Christmas-Work-Day Putsch not come forward.
Mr. Costington If you would prefer to discuss your former involvement in this nefarious network amongst yourselves, please do so within three feet of one of the new flower arrangements.
Mr. Costington These flowers have been placed wherever employees tend to congreagate, and, it goes without saying, do not contain senstivie monitoring devices of any kind.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Spend a Fortune Monitoring Employees". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Mr. Costington Attention all employees.
Mr. Costington Christmas is once again a work day. I apologize for any confusion.
Mr. Costington The previous annonucement was a feint, intended to root out the evildoers in our midst.
Mr. Costington For your convenience, all employees will be tailed by ex-CIA operatives until December 27.
Mr. Costington Whatever names these man once had, they respond now only to an identifying number. Please do not try to guess the number.
Mr. Costington Their neves are understandably frayed from years spent deep undercover in hostile territory. Do not converse with them.
Mr. Costington Sudden movements will be pereceived as a mortal threat by these men. Please move at half-speed. Crawling can only help.
Mr. Costington See you Christmas Day, and have a wonderful holiday season.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Ruin Christmas". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

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