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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
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Song Information
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"King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley is a track from The Simpsons: Testify. It is the thirty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "Tune-Up", "King of Cats Opening", "Two Days, Two Circles", "Slices of Life", "It's Symbiotic" and "Knives Finale" from the episode "Girls Just Want to Have Sums".
Contents
Lyrics[edit]
Tune-Up[edit]
- Bart:
- Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.
- Homer:
- Or will ever do.
- Lisa:
- I can't wait to see this re-imagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Juliana Krellner.
- Homer:
- Hey, it says here "the book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book, it's a play! [laughs] Book.
King of Cats Opening[edit]
- African Man:
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
- Old Cat:
- All hail the king of the cats.
- Cast:
- Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
- Marge:
- [gasps] They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
- Bart:
- Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.
- Marge:
- Oh thank God. [a monkey immediately walks up and starts to "talk" to her. Confused, Marge makes monkey noises back]
- Bart:
- [chuckles]
Two Days, Two Circles[edit]
- Cast:
- Itchy, Scratchy, Itchy Itchy, Scratchy.
- Itchy, Scratchy, Itchy Itchy, Scratchy.
- [repeats throughout]
- Wise Old Cat:
- From the day you are born in the alley,
- To the day you are hit by a car.
- There's cream to drink and mice to eat,
- And great big balls of ya-a-a-a-rn.
- It's the circle, the circle of-
- Baby Itchy:
- Knife!
Slices of Life[edit]
- Lisa:
- I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
- Bart:
- Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!
It's Symbiotic[edit]
- Scratchy:
- I don't know why I trust him,
- I guess some cats just never learn.
- Itchy:
- I feel so good when I have crushed him,
- Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
- Itchy and Scratchy:
- I suppose it's symbiotic,
- And perhaps a bit erotic,
- Scratchy:
- Cause pain is my narcotic.
- Itchy:
- You really like it?
- Scratchy:
- Yes, a lot-ic!
- Itchy & Scratchy:
- And that's why we're always...
- Itchy:
- Fighting.
- Scratchy:
- And biting.
- Itchy:
- And dynamite igniting.
- Homer:
- Hey, check it out, I'm Scratcher or something.
Knives Finale[edit]
- Cast:
- It's the circle, the circle of knife!
- It's the circle, the circle of knives!
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"Two Days, Two Circles" and "Knives Finale" are parodies of "Circle of Life" from The Lion King. "It's Symbiotic" is a parody of "I Don't Know How to Love Him" from the rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar.
Appearances[edit]
Categories:
- Songs
- The Simpsons: Testify
- Medleys
- Parody songs
- Songs by Homer
- Songs by Marge
- Songs by Bart
- Songs by Lisa
- Songs by Nancy Cartwright
- Songs by Dan Castellaneta
- Songs by Yeardley Smith
- Songs by Hank Azaria
- Songs by Julie Kavner
- Songs by James Gilstrap
- Songs by Harry Shearer
- Songs by Bob Joyce
- Songs by Amick Byram
- Songs by Tress MacNeille
- Songs by Pamela Hayden
