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"You're a Bunch of Stuff"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Harry Shearer Julie Kavner Characters: Homer Simpson Comic Book Guy Snake Jailbird Mr. Burns Captain McCallister Moe Szyslak Dr. Hibbert Marge Simpson Mayor Quimby Length: Episode: 1:12 Album: 1:51 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Ian Maxtone-Graham Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Large Marge"

"You're a Bunch of Stuff" is a song sung by the customers of Luigi's Restaurant. After Marge accidentally got breast implants, Homer took her and the children out to dinner at Luigi's. Very quickly, because of her new figure, Marge received a veritable royal treatment from Luigi and his staff, followed by Homer and the other male customers singing sly praises to her new implants.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Homer:

You took a twenty-karat diamond

And made it gleam

Like a big spaghetti dinner

Smothered in whipped cream.

Comic Book Guy:

You're like X-Men number three

In a Mylar bag.

Snake Jailbird:

You're a brand new muscle car

And all the wheels are mag.

Mr. Burns:

You make me feel as young

As the blood I get from sheep.

Captain McCallister:

Yer like Jacqueline Bisset

In me fav'rite film...The Deep.

Moe Szyslak:

You're sexy and exotic

Like a hooker from Belize.

Dr. Hibbert:

Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease.

All:

You're a sundae underneath

Two great big cherries.

Marge:

Keep in mind they're only

Temporar-ar-ies.

All:

Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very

Glad to see you.

Mayor Quimby:

And I decree you

The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—

[Everyone gasps]

—dangerous criminals!

All:

Hooray!

Homer:

And they're all mine!

Album version[edit]

Luigi:

For you, pretty lady, I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih. And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.

Angelo:

Yeah, I like-a to chew.

Marge:

Thank you, fellas.

Lisa:

Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?

Homer:

That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.

You took a twenty-karat diamond

And made it gleam

Like a big spaghetti dinner

Smothered in whipped cream.

Comic Book Guy:

You're like X-Men number three

In a Mylar bag.

Snake Jailbird:

You're a brand new muscle car

And all the wheels are mag.

Mr. Burns:

You make me feel as young

As the blood I get from sheep.

Captain McCallister:

Yer like Jacqueline Bisset

In me fav'rite film...The Deep.

Moe Szyslak:

You're sexy and exotic

Like a hooker from Belize.

Dr. Hibbert:

Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease.

All:

You're a sundae underneath

Two great big cherries.

Marge:

Keep in mind they're only

Temporar-ar-ies.

All:

Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very

Glad to see you.

Mayor Quimby:

And I decree you

The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—

[Everyone gasps]

—dangerous criminals!

All:

Hooray!

Homer:

And they're all mine!

Marge:

Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?

Homer:

Oh, I was getting around to it.

Appearances[edit]

• Episode – "Large Marge"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify