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|singers = [[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Russi Taylor]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]
 
|singers = [[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Russi Taylor]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]
|characters = [[Krusty the Clown]]<br>[[Martin Prince, Jr.]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Otto Mann]]<br>Campers
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|characters = [[Krusty the Clown]]<br>[[Martin Prince]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Otto Mann]]<br>Campers
 
|length = 5:00
 
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]] and [[Wallace Wolodarsky]]
 
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]] and [[Wallace Wolodarsky]]
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'''"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty"''', also known as the '''"Kamp Krusty" Theme Song''', is the theme song of {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}. It is sung by [[Krusty the Clown]], [[Martin Prince, Jr.]], [[Lisa Simpson]], [[Bart Simpson]], [[Otto Mann]] and campers.
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'''"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty"''', also known as the '''"Kamp Krusty" Theme Song''', is the theme song of {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}, sung by [[Krusty the Clown]], [[Martin Prince]], [[Lisa Simpson]], [[Bart Simpson]], [[Otto Mann]] and campers.
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
 
=== Episode and ''Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons'' version ===
 
=== Episode and ''Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons'' version ===
 
:'''Counselor:'''
 
:'''Counselor:'''
:''All right, you balls of pan drippings! I wanna see Crisco coming outta those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!''
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:''All right, you balls of pan drippings! I wanna see Crisco coming outta those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!''
  
 
:'''Campers:'''
 
:'''Campers:'''
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:Below [[Mt. Avalanche]].
 
:Below [[Mt. Avalanche]].
 
:We will always love Kamp Krusty...
 
:We will always love Kamp Krusty...
:A registered trademark of the Krusty Korporation. All rights reserved.
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:A registered trademark of the [[KrustyCo Inc.|Krusty Korporation]]. All rights reserved.
  
 
=== ''The Yellow Album'' version ===
 
=== ''The Yellow Album'' version ===
 
:'''[[Krusty]]:'''
 
:'''[[Krusty]]:'''
:''Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown! (goofy laugh) And I'd like to welcome the parents and/or the closest living relative to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day! We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who can sing) will sing it in their own special way. Take it away, maestro! (goofy laugh)''
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:''Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown!'' (goofy laugh) ''And I'd like to welcome the parents and/or the closest living relative to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day! We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who can sing) will sing it in their own special way. Take it away, maestro!'' (goofy laugh)
  
 
:'''Krusty and Campers'''
 
:'''Krusty and Campers'''
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:'''[[Bart]]:'''
 
:'''[[Bart]]:'''
:''Let's rock this puppy! Come on, Otto Mann!''
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:''Let's rock this puppy! Come on, Otto Mann!''
  
 
:(''the song switches to a Jimi Hendrix style rock song'')
 
:(''the song switches to a Jimi Hendrix style rock song'')
  
 
:'''[[Otto]]:'''
 
:'''[[Otto]]:'''
:''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!''
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:''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!''
  
 
:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
 
:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
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:(''the song becomes a Baroque-esque song with a harpsichord playing'')
 
:(''the song becomes a Baroque-esque song with a harpsichord playing'')
  
:'''[[Martin Prince, Jr.]]:'''
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:'''[[Martin Prince]]:'''
 
:A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
 
:A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
 
:I came here to lose weight!
 
:I came here to lose weight!
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== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
The song was written by [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]], [[Wallace Wolodarsky]], and [[Alf Clausen]]. There are two versions of the song on albums; the ninth track on ''[[The Yellow Album]]'' and the thirty-third track on the album ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''.
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The song was written by [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]], [[Wallace Wolodarsky]] and [[Alf Clausen]]. The song has two versions in albums: the ninth track on ''[[The Yellow Album]]'' and the thirty-third track on the album ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
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[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Krusty]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Krusty]]
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[[Category:Songs by Martin]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]

Latest revision as of 09:57, April 13, 2024

General
"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty"
Kamp Krusty Theme Song.png
Song Information
Singers: Yeardley Smith
Dan Castellaneta
Russi Taylor
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Krusty the Clown
Martin Prince
Lisa Simpson
Bart Simpson
Otto Mann
Campers
Length: 5:00
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky
Album: The Yellow Album
Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "Kamp Krusty"

"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty", also known as the "Kamp Krusty" Theme Song, is the theme song of Kamp Krusty, sung by Krusty the Clown, Martin Prince, Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson, Otto Mann and campers.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode and Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons version[edit]

Counselor:
All right, you balls of pan drippings! I wanna see Crisco coming outta those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!
Campers:
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
Kearney:
LOUDER! FASTER!
Campers:
From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field
To your spic 'n' spam infirmary
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
A registered trademark of the Krusty Korporation. All rights reserved.

The Yellow Album version[edit]

Krusty:
Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown! (goofy laugh) And I'd like to welcome the parents and/or the closest living relative to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day! We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who can sing) will sing it in their own special way. Take it away, maestro! (goofy laugh)
Krusty and Campers
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field
And your spic 'n' spam infirmary
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
Bart:
Let's rock this puppy! Come on, Otto Mann!
(the song switches to a Jimi Hendrix style rock song)
Otto:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
I'm the transportation dude.
I got the gig when they saw my sign,
It said, "I will work for food!"
So, hail! Yeah, hail! Alright, hail!
Take it away, Lisa.
(the song switches to a jazz version)
Lisa:
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
With your frequent moose attacks.
There are skunks in half the bunks
But at least I've got my sax.
And I'd like to play.
(plays saxophone)
Okay, Martin, dazzle 'em.
(the song becomes a Baroque-esque song with a harpsichord playing)
Martin Prince:
A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
I came here to lose weight!
O fate most cruel, they fed me gruel
And stuff that looks like bait.
(gasps)
And a pox on thee, Clown Krusty!
Your behavior gives us pause.
Your heart is hard, you have no regard
For the state's child labor laws!
A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
We are yearning to be free!
We will ne'er return to Krusty!
Bart:
Aw, put a lid on it, Martin, let's rock this camp!
(the song becomes a rock song)
I HATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
CAN'T STAND IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
LET'S BURN IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
LET'S FRY IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
DON'T TRY IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
ELECTROCUTE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
LET'S DO IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
ANNIHILATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
REGURGITATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
REFUTE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
THEN BOOT IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
I HATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
CAN'T STAND IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
DISBAND IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
(guitar solo until song fades)

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song was written by Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen, Wallace Wolodarsky and Alf Clausen. The song has two versions in albums: the ninth track on The Yellow Album and the thirty-third track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]