Can I Borrow a Feeling?

"Can I Borrow a Feeling?"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Characters: Kirk Van Houten Length: Album: 0:47 Writer(s): Alf Clausen Steve Tompkins Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons Appearance(s): "A Milhouse Divided"

"Can I Borrow a Feeling?" is a love song that Kirk Van Houten sung and also recorded on cassette, albeit that version was destroyed.

Lyrics

Episode version

[The band plays a ballady intro]

Can I borrow a feelin'?

Could you lend me a jar of love?

Hurtin' hearts need some healin',

Take my hand with your glove of love.

Album version

Kirk:

Uh, I've got something I'd like to say! [to band members] Would you guys do a favor for a guy in love?

Band Member #1:

Sure.

Band Member #2:

Yeah.

Band Member #3:

That's why we're here.

Kirk:

Uh, hi, everybody! Uh, hi! And hit it!

[The band plays a ballady intro]

Can I borrow a feelin'?

Could you lend me a jar of love?

Hurtin' hearts need some healin',

Take my hand with your glove of love.

How about it, Luann? Will you marry me... again?

Luann:

Ooh, no!

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Kirk also released a holiday-themed version of the song, titled "Can I Borrow a Holiday Feeling?" The song is available for sale on cassette tape at The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.

Behind the Laughter

It is the forty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances

• Episode – "A Milhouse Divided"
• Comic story – Sideshow Simpsons (newspaper ad)
• Comic story – Audio Holiday Collectibles
• Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
• Merchandise – Simpsons Mania! (mentioned)

References

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers