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A Boozehound Named Barney

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"A Boozehound Named Barney"
Song Information
Singers: Maggie Roswell
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Shary Bobbins
Barney Gumble
Moe Szyslak
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: 1:55
Writer(s): Alf Clausen (music)
Al Jean and Mike Reiss (lyrics)
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons"
Appearance(s): "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"A Boozehound Named Barney" is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious". It is a parody of the song "Feed the Birds" from the movie Mary Poppins. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.


Sharry Bobbins:
It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
But we're not sleepy.
Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.
Yes, sing us a song!
Sharry Bobbins:
I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
I've found two bucks.
Then come in, my friend.
Sharry Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Can I be a boozehound?
Not till you're fifteen.