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A Boozehound Named Barney

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"A Boozehound Named Barney"
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Song Information
Singers: Maggie Roswell
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Shary Bobbins
Barney Gumble
Moe Szyslak
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: Episode: 1:27
Album: 1:48
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Al Jean and Mike Reiss
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"A Boozehound Named Barney" is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Shary Bobbins:
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney:
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe:
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:
I've found two bucks.
Moe:
Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart:
Can I be a boozehound?
Homer:
Not till you're fifteen.

Album version[edit]

Shary Bobbins:
It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
Lisa:
But we're not sleepy.
Bart:
Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.
Lisa:
Yes, sing us a song!
Shary Bobbins:
I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney:
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe:
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:
I've found two bucks.
Moe:
Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart:
Can I be a boozehound?
Homer:
Not till you're fifteen.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is a parody of the song "Feed the Birds" from the movie Mary Poppins. It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]