The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)

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"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Pamela Hayden Harry Shearer Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Fake Lisa Simpson Jasper Beardley Waylon Smithers, Jr. Length: 3:50 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Parody lyrics: Steve Tompkins I Want Candy: Bob Feldman Jerry Goldstein Richard Gottehrer Bert Berns Peppermint Twist: Joey Dee Henry Glover Lollipop: Beverly Ross Julius Dixon Whip It: Mark Mothersbaugh Gerry Casale Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" is a track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. It features songs from The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour segment of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase".

Lyrics

"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Opening Theme and Reprise

Troy McClure:'

In our final spin-off tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate, but thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what ya got, TV!

Kent Brockman:

Live, from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield -- it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!"

Featuring "The Waylon Smithers Dancers!"

And the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players!"

And now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "cancelled" -- The Simpsons!

Simpsons:

Come along and bring the family!

Come along and join the fun!

Come along and join the family!

Join the family Simpson!

Roll call!

Marge:

Remember me? My name is Marge,

The TV mom whose hair is large!

Bart:

Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now.

Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!

Fake Lisa Simpson:

I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,

Sophomore, prom queen five years running!

Gooooooooooo Lisa!

Bart:

Wait a minute! Woah, woah, [whistles] stop the music! Where's Dad?

[everyone murmurs]

Fake Lisa Simpson:

Here he is!

Homer:

I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!

Marge:

Ghost? What ghost?

Homer:

B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.

Marge:

I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. Tim Conway!

[applause]

Homer:

What's a Tim Conway?

Tim Conway:

Oh, about 120 pounds.

[laughter]

Simpsons:

It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!

Candy Medley

Marge:

Inflation, trade deficit, horrible war atrocities... how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?

Homer:

Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.

Marge:

Christian love?

Homer:

No... Candy! Sweet, sweet candy.

I want candy!

Marge:

But don't you wanna end world famine?

Bart:

I want candy!

Marge:

Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?

"Lisa":

I want candy!

Marge:

Well, if you won't think of society's ills...

Homer, Bart and "Lisa":

I want candy!

Marge:

At least, think of our dentist bills!

Bart and Fake Lisa:

Gotta new dance and it goes like this,

And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist.

Yeah!

Jasper:

Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop,

Lollipop.

Ow.

Smithers:

Crack that whip!

Licorice whip!

I said, whip it!

Licorice whip!

All:

We want candy!

We want candy!

CANDY!

Behind the Laughter

The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" appears as the twenty-sixth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

The individual songs that make up the "Candy Medley" are "I Want Candy" by The Strangeloves, "Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee and the Starliters, "Lollipop" by Ronald & Ruby and "Whip It" by Devo.

Appearances

• Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers