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The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)

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"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)"
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Pamela Hayden
Harry Shearer
Characters: Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Bart Simpson
Fake Lisa Simpson
Jasper Beardsley
Waylon Smithers, Jr.
Length: 3:50
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Parody lyrics: Steve Tompkins
I Want Candy: Bob Feldman
Jerry Goldstein
Richard Gottehrer
Bert Berns
Peppermint Twist: Joey Dee
Henry Glover
Lollipop: Beverly Ross
Julius Dixon
Whip It: Mark Mothersbaugh
Gerry Casale
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" is a track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. It features songs from The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour segment of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase".

Lyrics[edit]

"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Opening Theme and Reprise[edit]

Troy McClure:'
In our final spin-off tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate, but thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what ya got, TV!
Kent Brockman:
Live, from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield -- it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!"
Featuring "The Waylon Smithers Dancers!"
And the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players!"
And now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "cancelled" -- The Simpsons!
Simpsons:
Come along and bring the family!
Come along and join the fun!
Come along and join the family!
Join the family Simpson!
Roll call!
Marge:
Remember me? My name is Marge,
The TV mom whose hair is large!
Bart:
Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now.
Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
Fake Lisa Simpson:
I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,
Sophomore, prom queen five years running!
Gooooooooooo Lisa!
Bart:
Wait a minute! Woah, woah, [whistles] stop the music! Where's Dad?
[everyone murmurs]
Fake Lisa Simpson:
Here he is!
Homer:
I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!
Marge:
Ghost? What ghost?
Homer:
B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.
Marge:
I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. Tim Conway!
[applause]
Homer:
What's a Tim Conway?
Tim Conway:
Oh, about 120 pounds.
[laughter]
Simpsons:
It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!

Candy Medley[edit]

Marge:
Inflation, trade deficit, horrible war atrocities... how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?
Homer:
Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.
Marge:
Christian love?
Homer:
No... Candy! Sweet, sweet candy.
I want candy!
Marge:
But don't you wanna end world famine?
Bart:
I want candy!
Marge:
Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?
"Lisa":
I want candy!
Marge:
Well, if you won't think of society's ills...
Homer, Bart and "Lisa":
I want candy!
Marge:
At least, think of our dentist bills!
Bart and Fake Lisa:
Gotta new dance and it goes like this,
And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist.
Yeah!
Jasper:
Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop,
Lollipop.
Ow.
Smithers:
Crack that whip!
Licorice whip!
I said, whip it!
Licorice whip!
All:
We want candy!
We want candy!
CANDY!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" appears as the twenty-sixth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

The individual songs that make up the "Candy Medley" are "I Want Candy" by The Strangeloves, "Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee and the Starliters, "Lollipop" by Ronald & Ruby and "Whip It" by Devo.

Appearances[edit]