Candy Medley

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"Candy Medley"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Pamela Hayden Harry Shearer Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Fake Lisa Simpson Jasper Beardley Waylon Smithers, Jr. Length: 1:20 Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Steve Tompkins I Want Candy: Bob Feldman Jerry Goldstein Richard Gottehrer Bert Berns Peppermint Twist: Joey Dee Henry Glover Lollipop: Beverly Ross Julius Dixon Whip It: Mark Mothersbaugh Gerry Casale Appearance(s): "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"

The "Candy Medley" is a medley of songs that played on The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.

Lyrics

I Want Candy

Homer:

I want candy!

Marge:

But don't you wanna end world famine?

Bart:

I want candy!

Marge:

Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?

Fake Lisa Simpson:

I want candy!

Marge:

Well, if you won't think of society's ills...

Homer, Bart and Fake Lisa:

I want candy!

Marge:

At least, think of our dentist bills!

Peppermint Twist

Bart and Fake Lisa:

Gotta new dance and it goes like this.

And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist.

Yeah!

Lollipop

Jasper:

Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop,

Lollipop.

Ow.

Whip It

Waylon Smithers:

Crack that whip!

Licorice whip!

I said, whip it!

Licorice whip!

I Want Candy (Reprise)

All:

We want candy!

We want candy!

CANDY!

Behind the Laughter

The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. It makes up part of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

The individual songs that make up the medley are "I Want Candy" by The Strangeloves, "Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee and the Starliters, "Lollipop" by Ronald & Ruby and "Whip It" by Devo.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out (Jasper's outfit, in task Springfield's Got Talent!)

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers