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We Are the Mediocre Presidents

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"We Are the Mediocre Presidents"
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Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Maggie Roswell
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Children dressed as presidents
William Henry Harrison
Length: Album: 0:48
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Jeff Martin
Lyrics: Jeff Martin
Frank Mula
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "I Love Lisa"

"We Are the Mediocre Presidents" is a song sung by Springfield Elementary School in a play.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Children:
We are the mediocre Presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
There's William Henry Harrison.
Harrison:
I died in thirty days!
Children:
We...
Are...
The...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!

Album version[edit]

Seymour Skinner:
Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.
(drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief")
Children:
We are the mediocre Presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
There's William Henry Harrison.
Harrison:
I died in thirty days!
Children:
We...
Are...
The...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
(bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits")
(applause)

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the forty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]