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A Singing, Dancing Machine

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"A Singing, Dancing Machine"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Yeardley Smith
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Bart Simpson
Length: 0:40
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Steve O'Donnell
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "All Singing, All Dancing"

A Singing, Dancing Machine is a song sung by Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa.


Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?
I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.
Singing is the lowest form of communication.
Homer, you sing all the time.
No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.
You like musicals, don't you, Dad?
No, I don't. I think they're bad.
They're fake and phony,
And totally wrong.
Wake up, Dad,
You're singing a song!
I wouldn't! I couldn't!
I hate that stuff!
Now, Homer, listen,
I've had enough.
In our family videos,
We have plainly seen,
You're a singing dancing,
Entertainment machine!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is part of the "All Singing, All Dancing (Medley)" track of the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.