I Just Can't Help Myself
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"I Just Can't Help Myself" is the sixth track of The Yellow Album. It is a rap song performed by Bart, Lisa, and Homer. The song was written by David Cole and Duran Ramos.
Lyrics[edit]
- Back-Up Singers:
- I just can't help myself!
- I just can't help myself!
- I just can't help myself!
- I just can't help myself!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- (I just can't help myself!)
- Bart:
- There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know.
- I just can't help myself, so
- Why do I do what I do when I do?
- Well I can say so or I just don't know.
- Boys will be boys is what I usually say.
- That's the how and the why, that I act this way.
- That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
- That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time!
- Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
- Cause in my mind, you go,
- Just wait off course
- To another dimension
- Not only of site and sound,
- But of being a clown,
- Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,
- Or a loud mouth brat!
- Well, I am all that!
- So if you ask me, why
- I'm always in such a mess,
- Well, ha, I just can't help myself!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself!
- I just can't help myself!
- Lisa:
- A very great lady once said it right,
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
- Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All.
- No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl.
- I can help showing off, all that I know,
- All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go.
- I know, it's makes the family very uptight
- I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
- I'm probably don't belong here,
- I'm certainly were wrong here.
- Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.
- I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,
- But it's not Marge and it's not Homer.
- Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
- I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf,
- I know, I shouldn't think it, but
- I just can't help myself!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Homer:
- Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing!
- It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing
- You got none of the work, and all of the fun
- Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
- By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
- Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
- A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
- A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert
- Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
- I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
- Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
- I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,
- Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
- Hot rolls and butter
- Lettuce and tomatoes
- I know, I shouldn't eat it
- I got to keep my health
- But what the hey,
- Back-Up Singers:
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Can't help it,
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- I just can't help myself
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- (repeat until fade)
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