The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme

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"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Pamela Hayden Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Fake Lisa Simpson Length: 1:25 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Steve Tompkins Appearance(s): "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"

"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme" is the opening theme for The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour. The song is sung by Homer, Marge, Bart and the Fake Lisa Simpson, with some non-singing dialogue from Tim Conway.

Lyrics

All:

Come along and bring the family!

Come along and join the fun!

Come along and join the family!

Join the family Simpson!

Roll call!

Marge:

Remember me? My name is Marge,

The TV mom whose hair is large!

Bart:

Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now.

Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!

Fake Lisa Simpson:

I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,

Sophomore, prom queen five years running!

Gooooooooooo Lisa!

Bart:

Wait a minute! Woah, woah, [whistles] stop the music! Where's Dad?

[everyone murmurs]

Fake Lisa Simpson:

Here he is!

Homer:

I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!

Marge:

Ghost? What ghost?

Homer:

B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.

Marge:

I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. Tim Conway!

[applause]

Homer:

What's a Tim Conway?

Tim Conway:

Oh, about 120 pounds.

[laughter]

All:

It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!

Behind the Laughter

The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. It makes up part of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers