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The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme

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"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Pamela Hayden
Characters: Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Bart Simpson
Fake Lisa Simpson
Length: 1:25
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Steve Tompkins
Appearance(s): "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"

"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme" is the opening theme for The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour. The song is sung by Homer, Marge, Bart and the Fake Lisa Simpson, with some non-singing dialogue from Tim Conway.

Lyrics[edit]

All:
Come along and bring the family!
Come along and join the fun!
Come along and join the family!
Join the family Simpson!
Roll call!
Marge:
Remember me? My name is Marge,
The TV mom whose hair is large!
Bart:
Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now.
Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
Fake Lisa Simpson:
I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,
Sophomore, prom queen five years running!
Gooooooooooo Lisa!
Bart:
Wait a minute! Woah, woah, [whistles] stop the music! Where's Dad?
[everyone murmurs]
Fake Lisa Simpson:
Here he is!
Homer:
I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!
Marge:
Ghost? What ghost?
Homer:
B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.
Marge:
I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. Tim Conway!
[applause]
Homer:
What's a Tim Conway?
Tim Conway:
Oh, about 120 pounds.
[laughter]
All:
It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. It makes up part of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]