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Minimum Wage Nanny

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"Minimum Wage Nanny"
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Song Information
Singers: Yeardley Smith
Nancy Cartwright
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Lisa Simpson
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: 0:56
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Al Jean and Mike Reiss
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"Minimum Wage Nanny" is a song sung by Lisa, Bart and Homer.

Lyrics[edit]

Lisa:
If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports.
Bart:
Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
Lisa:
Bart!
Bart:
Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa:
If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
Bart:
Let me get away with moider.
Lisa:
Teach us songs and magic tricks.
Homer:
Might I add: no fat chicks.
Marge:
Homer!
Lisa:
The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage.
Homer:
And one who will work
For minimum wage.
Lisa:
Hurry, nanny,
Things are grim.
Grampa:
I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa:
Anyone but him!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of the song "The Perfect Nanny" from the movie Mary Poppins. It is part of the "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley)" track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]