Difference between revisions of "Bobby, It's Cold Outside/Quotes"

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Sideshow Bob: I was a fool to let my guard down with a woman who runs a seaward-aiming Fresnel lens! From hell's heart I stab at thee!

Marge: We'll go to Santa's Village.

Homer: Oh, I hate that place. It's so crowded at Christmas. And the giant candy canes are not real. But they are electrified!

Bart: Eight hours to see a fat lazy drunk-o? I came to this park to get away from one.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yes. This is the year I get the monkey.

Jimbo Jones: I keep telling you, a monkey is a huge responsibility.

Kearney: I'm raising a kid. I think I can raise a monkey.

Lenny: This will stop the jerks who've been stealing packages off my porch: a decoy with an exploding dye marker inside.

Carl: You don't think you packed in a little too much gunpowder?

Lenny: Relax. I learned how to do this from my Uncle Two Fingers.

Chief Wiggum: Our only clue is these initials next to the corpse.

Lou: He's not a corpse. He's breathing.

Wiggum: I say he's a corpse.

Lenny: And I say I'm not.

Wiggum: Uh... [scoffs] you don't get a vote.

Scott Bakula: I should've been back at NCIS: New Orleans two hours ago.

Wiggum: Why don't you just Quantum Leap there?

Scott Bakula: Why don't you learn how to be a cop, fatso?

Bart: If you don't hear from me in one hour, call the police.

Milhouse: I have my own problems, Bart. My mom just locked my dad out in the snow. He keeps tapping at my window. She said if I open it, no presents.

Lisa: Mr. Burns, why did you do this?

Mr. Burns: Ooh, general Scroogeyness.

Lisa: No, it's deeper. It's much deeper than that. [gasps] I think Mr. Burns is depressed.

Sideshow Bob: Where are all the other tycoons from your day?

Mr. Burns: Broke, dead, a lot of hashtag MeToo.