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| − | '''Milhouse''' | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' [[Bart]], can we go to [[Banana Republic]]? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on. |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... ''[sees the mannequin]'' Oh my God, she's beautiful! | |
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| − | '''Principal Skinner''' | + | :'''''[[Principal Skinner]]'':''' I'd do anything for my beloved Army. |
| − | + | :'''Army Recruiter:''' How about re-enlisting? | |
| − | '''Army Recruiter''' | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' How about you bite me? |
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| − | '''Principal Skinner:''' How about you bite me? | ||
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses? |
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| − | '''Moe''' | + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor! |
| − | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that? | |
| − | '''Lenny''' | ||
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you? |
| − | + | :'''[[Cletus]]:''' That was our last [[Christmas]] card! | |
| − | '''Cletus''' | ||
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| − | '''Army Recruiter''' | + | :'''Army Recruiter:''' Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country. |
| − | + | :'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Are you guys hitting on us? | |
| − | '''Jimbo''' | ||
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| − | '''Army Recruiter''' | + | :'''Army Recruiter:''' We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us. |
| − | + | :'''[[Dolph]]:''' What? Being gay? | |
| − | '''Dolph''' | + | :'''Army Recruiter:''' Close. The Army. |
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| − | '''Army Recruiter''' | ||
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| − | '''Marge''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, our son joined the army! |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're [[China]], right? | |
| − | '''Homer''' | ||
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| − | '''Lisa''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Fur is murder! ''[Splashes blood on him]'' When's the [[Krusty]] movie coming out? |
| − | + | :'''Krusty:''' Ugh, this is ruined. ''[To assistant]'' Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act. | |
| − | '''Krusty''' | ||
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| − | '''Army | + | :'''[[Army recruit]]:''' Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization. |
| − | + | :'''[[Army colonel]]:''' Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation | |
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| − | '''Army Sergeant''' | + | :'''Army Sergeant:''' Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores. |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' That's an odd way to start handing out medals. | |
| − | '''Homer''' | ||
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| − | + | :''[Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks]'' | |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Bring it on chumps! ''[The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of]'' Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers! | |
| − | '''Homer''' | ||
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[to the drill instructor]'' Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions? |
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| − | '''Chalmers''' | + | :'''Chalmers:''' Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding? |
| − | + | :'''Skinner:''' I honor the ding, sir. | |
| − | '''Skinner''' | + | :'''Chalmers:''' What the hell are you talking about? |
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| − | '''Chalmers''' | ||
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| − | '''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun. |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' Lisa's face? | |
| − | '''Bart''' | + | :'''Marge:''' A phone tree. |
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- Milhouse: Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
- Bart: Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... [sees the mannequin] Oh my God, she's beautiful!
- Principal Skinner: I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
- Army Recruiter: How about re-enlisting?
- Principal Skinner: How about you bite me?
- Homer: Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
- Moe: Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
- Lenny: Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?
- Homer: How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
- Cletus: That was our last Christmas card!
- Army Recruiter: Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
- Jimbo: Are you guys hitting on us?
- Army Recruiter: We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
- Dolph: What? Being gay?
- Army Recruiter: Close. The Army.
- Marge: Homer, our son joined the army!
- Homer: Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're China, right?
- Lisa: Fur is murder! [Splashes blood on him] When's the Krusty movie coming out?
- Krusty: Ugh, this is ruined. [To assistant] Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
- Army recruit: Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
- Army colonel: Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation
- Army Sergeant: Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
- Homer: That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
- [Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks]
- Homer: Bring it on chumps! [The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of] Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!
- Homer: [to the drill instructor] Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
- Chalmers: Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding?
- Skinner: I honor the ding, sir.
- Chalmers: What the hell are you talking about?
- Marge: Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
- Bart: Lisa's face?
- Marge: A phone tree.
