Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes
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Lisa: [Being thrown in the air by Homer.] Corn, more corn, another kid being throw in the air, coven of witches, the Seattle Space Needle, an amateur production of Scatman Crothers. Ugh, I'm getting dizzy. And corn again.

Clippy: You look like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?

Bart: Pet him, Lisa. He's slimy not scaly.
Lisa: [Pet strangles.] Eww, he is slimy.
Bart: That's cause I soaked him in slime!!

Homer: [As he is trapped in the corn maze.] "To my loving wife, here is my Oscar picks for the next year. For best sound editing in a dramatic presentation..."
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer • Jazzy and the Pussycats • Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em • Treehouse of Horror XVII • G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) • Moe'N'a Lisa • Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) • The Haw-Hawed Couple • Kill Gil, Volumes I & II • The Wife Aquatic • Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times • Little Big Girl • Springfield Up • Yokel Chords • Rome-Old and Juli-Eh • Homerazzi • Marge Gamer • The Boys of Bummer • Crook and Ladder • Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! • 24 Minutes • You Kent Always Say What You Want