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Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes
397 "Crook and Ladder"
"Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!"
"24 Minutes" 399

Lisa: [Being thrown in the air by Homer.] Corn, more corn, another kid being throw in the air, coven of witches, the Seattle Space Needle, an amateur production of Scatman Carothers. Ugh, I'm getting dizzy. And corn again.

Clippy: You look like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?

Bart: Pet him, Lisa. He's slimy not scaly.
Lisa: [Pet strangles.] Eww, he is slimy.
Bart: That's cause I soaked him in slime!!

Homer: [As he is trapped in the corn maze.] "To my loving wife, here is my Oscar picks for the next year. For best sound editing in a dramatic presentation..."
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Jazzy and the Pussycats Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em Treehouse of Horror XVII G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) Moe'N'a Lisa Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) The Haw-Hawed Couple Kill Gil, Volumes I & II The Wife Aquatic Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Little Big Girl Springfield Up Yokel Chords Rome-Old and Juli-Eh Homerazzi Marge Gamer The Boys of Bummer Crook and Ladder Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! 24 Minutes You Kent Always Say What You Want