The Boys of Bummer/Quotes
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- Joe LaBoot: Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?
- [Bart nods his head.]
- Joe LaBoot: The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!
- [A crowd forms and boos at Bart.]
- Joe LaBoot: Boo. Boo-hoo.
- Marge: Oh, yeah. That's quite something.
- Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on.
- Marge: But they make me look funny.
- [Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.]
- Marge: [Gasps] My Baby!
- [Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowd forms around him.]
- Bart: Uh-uh. See, I hate me too!
- Chief Wiggum: Come down! Who said that?
- Grampa: You stink, La Boot!
- Joe LaBoot: No, I don't. Google my stats!
- Homer: Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here.
- [Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal.]
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: [Stops hi-hat effect.] Sorry.
- Mr. Costington: [Notices Homer sleeping in the bed] What in the name of? Hey you! [Homer wakes up started] Are you sleeping in the middle of my department store?
