The Haw-Hawed Couple/Quotes
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- Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking
- Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
- Homer: They killed Greystash!
- Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! [throws the book at Homer]
- [Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.]
- Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha! I touched your heart!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
- Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
- Bart: What can you do about it? [Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon] Hey!
- Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!
- Homer: [tucking Lisa into bed] Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
- Bart: Where is Nelson?
- Principal Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
- Bart: What?!
- Principal Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.
- Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! [sobs]
- Martin Prince: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
- Bart: Well said!
- [After Martin's line, a title appears: fag•got (fag'• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks]]
- Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
