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Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes
384 "Moe'N'a Lisa"
"Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
"The Haw-Hawed Couple" 386

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[Marge's sculptures of Lenny and Carl are stuck together]

Lenny: I can't tell where Carl ends and I begin!
Carl: See, it's statements like that that make people think we're gay.

Marge: Homie, this sculpting has made me feel so fulfilled! I'm as hopeful and full of life as I was in the years before I met you!

Krusty: Hey, I do more than TV! I had a one-man show on Broadway. That's who showed up, one man. (laughs) Long story short, I won a Drama Desk Award.

[Homer has managed to ruin all of Marge's handmade sculptures. Marge has finally had it and let's Homer know it.]

Homer: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

[Homer reassures Marge that he will make it home in time for her art show.]

Homer: I would never let you down. Our marriage is like soft-serve ice cream. And trust is the hard chocolate shell that keeps it from melting onto our carpet. In "cone-clusion," here's the scoop: I love you.

Homer: MARGE! Where are you? Did you change your name? Is it Kelly? KELLY!

Homer: Honey, I brought you more sticks. (Homer drops a sack of popsicle-sticks on the bedroom floor). This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood.

Ralph: (squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

Martin (on a very hot day): I feel like Icarus, flying too close to Apollo's golden orb.

Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Jazzy and the Pussycats Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em Treehouse of Horror XVII G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) Moe'N'a Lisa Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) The Haw-Hawed Couple Kill Gil, Volumes I & II The Wife Aquatic Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Little Big Girl Springfield Up Yokel Chords Rome-Old and Juli-Eh Homerazzi Marge Gamer The Boys of Bummer Crook and Ladder Stop or My Dog Will Shoot! 24 Minutes You Kent Always Say What You Want