Jazzy and the Pussycats/Quotes
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"Jazzy and the Pussycats"
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- [Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]
- Jack White: Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!
- Bart: "Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?
- [Meg and Jack White look at each other.]
- Meg White: Let's kick his ass!
- Homer: Boy, get dressed! You're going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you're making.
- Bart: "I thought you wanted me to drum?
- Homer: Hmph. I'm sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" [slams door then opens it again.] "I love you so much. Damn you!
- Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer: We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you...
- Lisa: Yes?
- Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer: Lisa Simpson...
- Lisa: Yes?
- Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer: Would do us the honor...
- Lisa: Yes!
- Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer: Of sitting in... [Lisa gasps] that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother.
- Lisa: All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!
- Bart: I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz.
- Lisa: It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!
- Jazzy Goodtime's waiter: What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?
- Bart: Hell, no.
- Jazzy Goodtimes waiter: Oh, god bless you, sir!
- Bart: So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?
- Marge: Stop calling her that!
- [Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.]
- Bart: Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!
- Marge: I'm very happy for you, Bart. [Sighs]
- Bart: Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?
- [The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.]
- Dog Spirit: Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me.
- Lisa: Me? How?
- Dog Spirit: By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!
- Lisa: I never wanted that to happen!
- Dog Spirit: You suuuck, You suuuck!
- [The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.]
- Dog Spirit: Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!
- Dr. Brentano: First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old.
- Marge: Actually, he's ten.
- Dr. Brentano: Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
- [Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.]
- Lisa: Bart! What are you doing here?
- Bart: Uh, [stammers] not smoking reefer.
- Blues Musician: Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer.
- [Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.]
- Lisa: Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. [Pets the dog.] Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!
- [Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.]
- Marge: Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?
- Bart: Yes! Of course.
- Bart: My arm! It hurts where the tiger's biting it!
