Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times/Quotes
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"Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
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- Marge: Well, let me tell you a story about a time revenge brought only unhappiness and misery. It happened many years ago in Paris--
- The Rich Texan: Texas?
- Marge: No, France.
- Chief Wiggum: You're under arrest for treason!
- Homer: Treason?! But I love France! The way all our words are either a girl or a guy! Oh, that's the best!
- Homer: I don't want the kids to see me this way!
- Marge: Don't worry, they're still drunk from school!
- Judge Snyder: I sentence you to life...
- Homer: You moron! I'm already alive!
- Judge Snyder: ...in prison!
- Homer: [screams]
- Homer: Are you gonna torture me?
- Lenny Leonard: We can't tell you—not knowing is the worst torture of all.
- Carl Carlson: Well, that and the Rat Helmet.
- Lenny: Now get some sleep—you've got a nine a.m. Rat Helmet.
- Homer: Nine a.m.?!
- Homer: But Marge, I did it all for you!
- Marge: For me, huh? What took you so long?
- Homer: It takes time to make a revenge machine this awesome! Plus, in the middle, I had to take revenge on some of my contractors.
- Martin Prince: Good morning, dinguses. What are you doing? Touching each other's butts?
- Lisa: Milhouse, thanks to you, the nerds can breathe easy. Except the ones with asthma. Which is all of them. But still, it's great.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse. What's the power glove for—openin' the cap on your weird-o pills?
- Homer: Wow. That had what I really like in a story: an ending.
- Bart: Dad, wait! You haven't heard my story.
- Homer: You? You're too dumb to tell a story.
- Bart: Holy Hannah! I've got more muscles than a New England clambake. Now all I need is a superhero name.
- Grampa: You can be the Crimson Cockaboy. Hmmm?
- Bart: I'll keep thinking.
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me eighty cents. Now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.
- Serpent: I'll be snaking those jewels and venom gonna go! Sorry I didn't asp your permission. Hope that's cobra-cetic.
- Bartman: Party's over, Serpent!
- Chief Wiggum: No kidding, 'cause you're standing in the dip.
- The Rich Texan: Look at all them stars. How many do you think there are?
- Homer: Two.
- The Rich Texan: What the?! Two?! You think there are two?! Well, I never, how could--
