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KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Media and Entertainment

TV shows and films

Image Name Type Notes The Krusty the Clown Show TV show The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy. It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas! TV special It is sponsored by ILG and Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes.[1] Krusty Komedy Klassic TV special One of Krusty's many parody show.[2] Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials TV special Ended up in a blimp accident. Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown TV series Brief late night series when Lisa takes over The Krusty the Clown Show. The Krusty Movie Film

Albums

Image Name Type Notes Kroon Along with Krusty! Album Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein. Krustophenia Album Krusty complained about the Simpsons getting a hit album while Krustophenia just sat on the shelf.[3] Krusty Klowns Klezmer! Album The album is on sale at King Toot's and features "The Dreidel Song" and "The Other Dreidel Song".[4] 250px Krusty Sings the Chipmunks Album Advertised by Krusty with several other products.[5]

Books

Image Name Type Notes The Jokes We Stolen Book By Krusty the Clown Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God Biography Ghostwritten by John Updike[6]

Misellaneous

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Hotline! Hotline Advertised on a cereal box. The number is 1-909-O-U-KLOWN.[7] The Krusty Kharity Klassic Tennis tournament [8] Krusty's Kosher Karnival Game MyPad app.[9] KrustyCon Convention A convention on all things Krusty.[10]

Locations

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Brand Fun Factory Factory Located next to the Springfield Prison.[5] Krusty Burger Fast food restaurant Thousands across the USA, including more than two in Springfield. Krusty Burger Oil Rig Fast food restaurant One located on an offshore oil rig.[11] Krusty Fried Chicken Fast food restaurant Fried chicken restaurant in Beijing, China.[12] Krusty Kreme Donut shop Located in Springfield.[13] Le Krusty Burger Fast food restaurant Burger restaurant chain in France.[14] Krustylu Studios TV studios Located on the Channel 6 studio lot Krusty's Clown College Adult education Taken over by the Springfield Mafia. Krustyland Amusement Park Amusement park Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line Krusty's Kids Daykare Daycare center [15] Krusty's Ark Animal shelter It used to be a packaging plant for Krusty Burger.[16] Kamp Krusty Summer camp Summer camp for kids.[17] Krustyco Sweatshop Factory Factory in China that makes the toys for the Laffy Meal that is served at Krusty Burger.[18] Krustyco International Company Headquarters for the Krustyco.[19] Krusty Kulinary Institute School A school for the Krusty Burger.[19] Krustylu Pictures Company Film company part of Krustylu Studios.[20] Krusty Korp Company Corporation.[21] Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids Children's home At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out.[10]

Merchandise

Toys

Image Name Type Notes Big Krusty Doll Doll [22] Daredevil Krusty Action figure One of the Krusty the Klown Action Figures. Evil Krusty Doll Doll Sold at the House of Evil.[23] Krusty Balloon Balloon [22] Krusty Brand Operation Game Game [24] Krusty Doll Doll Variants include the Catch-A-Rising Krusty Doll.[25] Krusty Giant Toy Drum Drum [22] 250px Krusty Gold Statue Statue [5] Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops Basketball hoop Krusty Punch Doll Doll [22] Krusty Slime Slime A Christmas variant has also been advertised.[26][27] Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts Lawn darts Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip Action figure One of the Krusty the Klown Action Figures. 250px Krusty's Inflatable Friend Inflatable toy [5] Krusty's Kreepy Konjuring Kit Magic kit [28] Krusty's Monopoly Board game [29] Krusty's Speak and Say Educational toy [30] Official Krusty the Clown Walkie-Talkies Walkie-Talkies [31] Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone Action figure One of the Krusty the Klown Action Figures.

Food and Drink

Image Name Type Notes Absolut Krusty Liquor [32] Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks Fish sticks [10] Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes Cereal The slogan is "Only sugar has more sugar!"[33] The Clogger Burger [34] Extra Krusty Chicken Chicken [35] Frosty Krusty Flakes Cereal [22] Klump Bar [36] Krustaceans Candy [37] Krusty Baby Bottle Baby bottle [22] 250px Krusty Beef Jerky Beef jerky [38] Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal Oatmeal Krusty Brand Cherry Soda Soda [5] Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda Soda Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna Tuna File:Krusty cream pie in a can.jpg Krusty Brand Cream Pie in a Can Pie [5] Krusty Brand Hot Dogs Hot dog [39] Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel Gruel The slogan is "9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference".[17] Krusty Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products Pork [22] Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's Pork Krusty Brand Self-Cooking Glo-Rito Burrito [5] Krusty Burger Bag O' Beef Burger [40] Krusty Charms Cereal [41] Krusty Chips Chips [42] Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit Krusty Flakes Cereal Krusty Ham Ham [31] Krusty Ice Cream Ice cream [43] Krusty Kosher Ham Ham Krusty Kreamy-Os Krusty Kritters Cereal [20] Krusty Mug Mug [22] Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages Milkshake [44] File:Krusty pork juice.jpg Krusty Pork Juice Pork juice [5] Krusty Punch Punch [45] Krusty Secret Sauce Sauce Krusty Snak Kakes Pie [46] Krusty Soda Soda [47] Krusty Wieners Wieners [48] Krusty-Bacon Swirlie Bacon Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner TV dinner Krusty-Brand Mayonnaise Mayonnaise [49] Krustyfinger Chocolate [50] 200px Krusty-O's Cereal [51] Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute Pasta substitute [47] File:Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher, Too!).jpg Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits Biscuits [52] Krusty's Circus Style Marshmallows Marshmallows [53] Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice Juice [54] Krusty's Famous Sauce Sauce Krusty's Maple Syrup Maple syrup [55] Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich Sandwich Krusty's Pancake Mix Pancake mix [55] Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch Punch [56] Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water Water Krustyshake Milkshake Laffy Meal Kids' meal [18][57] Le Kruste Burgers Burger Mother Nature Burger Burger [58] Ribwich Burger [59] Señor Krusty's Taco Kit Tacos [60] Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows Marshmallows Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce Burger

Clothes, bags and accesories

• Krusty Costume^[22]
• Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
• Krusty Lunchboxes^[22][61]
• Krusty T-Shirts^[22]
• Krusty tote bag^[22]
• Krusty Slippers^[22]
• Krusty Towel^[22]
• Krusty Sweaters^[22]

Electronics and Furniture

• Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)^[22]
• Krusty Phone^[22]
• Krusty Wallclock^[22]
• Krusty Bedside Lamp^[22]
• Krusty Trash Basket^[22]
• Krusty Bedsheets^[22]
• Krusty Beanbag chair^[22]
• Krusty Bowl-A-Rama^[62]
• Krusty Brand Alarm Clock^[63]
• Magic Cloning Lamp^[64]

Stationary

• Krusty Pencil Tops^[22]
• Krusty Posters^[65]
• Krusty greeting cards
• Krusty Calculator
• Official Krustyland Pencils
• Krusty USB^[66]
• Krusty Calendars^[22]

Health and Cosmetics

• Krusty Pacifier^[22]
• Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test^[58][67]
• Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup^[68]
• Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
• Krusty-Brand Vitamins
• Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
• Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne^[69]
• Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
• Krusty Electric Toothbrush
• Krusty Eye wash
• Krusty Personal Swabs
• Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)
• Krusty Condoms^[10]
• Desperation by Krusty^[70]
• Krusty Diapers^[60]
• Krusty's Choice Oxycontin Candy^[71]

Miscellaneous

• Krusty Handguns
• Krusty the Clown Fan Club
• Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
• Krusty Brand Geiger Counter^[72] ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
• Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
• Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
• Krusty Wallpaper and Wallpaper Glue ("Now with 15% fewer toxic fumes!")^[73]
• Krusty Waste
• Clone at Home Kit^[64]
• The Metal Krusty-O^[51]
• Krusty Cups^[22]

References