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Season 1

Image Episode Title
Springfield Shopper - Simpson Says Safe!.png "Homer's Odyssey" Simpson Says Safe!
Springfield Shopper - Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson.png Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson
Springfield Shopper - Homer Simpson Strikes Again!.png Homer Simpson Strikes Again!
Springfield Shopper - Watch Out, Here Comes Homer.png Watch Out, Here Comes Homer
Springfield Shopper - Enough Already Homer Simpson!.png Enough Already Homer Simpson!

Season 2

Image Episode Title
Shopper Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole.png "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility
Shopper Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole.png Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole?;Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap;Count The Eyes,Mr Burns!
Shopper Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation.png Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation
Shopper Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race.png Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish in Every Pot?
Shopper Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls.png Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls
Shopper Burns Band Wagon Rolls On.png Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent
Shopper Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll.png Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing
Shopper Art Treasure to Visit Springfield.png "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958
Shopper Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee.png "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee
Shopper Another Smart Move by Burns.png Another Smart Move by Burns
Shopper Hooray for Burns!.png Hooray for Burns!

Season 3

Image Episode Title
Shopper Principal Michael Jackson Hoax.png "Stark Raving Dad" Michael Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy
Shopper Never Too Busy.png "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" Never Too Busy...
Shopper President Declares World Peace.png "When Flanders Failed" President Declares World Peace
Shopper President Homer Declares World Peace.png President Homer Declares World Peace
Shopper President Simpson Wins Super Bowl.png President Simpson Wins Super Bowl
Shopper Principal Still Missing.png "Bart the Murderer" Principal Still Missing: Police Search for Body
200px Principal Murder Trail Begins Today
Shopper Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt.png Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt
Shopper Sentencing Today For Dinky Don.png Sentencing Today For Dinky Don
Springfield Shopper - World Peace Declared.png "Treehouse of Horror II" World Peace Declared
Springfield Shopper - Monsters Allow Slavery Plan.png Monster Okay Slavery Plan
Shopper Wizard of Walnut Street.png "Flaming Moe's" Wizard of Walnut Street
200px "Radio Bart" Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
Shopper Lottery Drawing Today.png "Dog of Death" Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

Season 4

Image Episode Title
Shopper Lisa Kicks Butt.png "Lisa the Beauty Queen" Lisa Kicks Butt
200px Queen to Mayor: You're Next; Nerds Pummeled in Football Melee
Springfield Shopper - Woman Weds Ape.png "Treehouse of Horror III" Woman Weds Ape; "Woody Allen" Born
Shopper Mondale to Hart.png "Lisa's First Word" Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef
Shopper Burns Pays City 3 Mil.png "Marge vs. the Monorail" Burns Pays City 3 Mil!
Shopper Who is Gabbo.png "Krusty Gets Kancelled" Who is Gabbo?
Shopper Five Days til Gabbo.png Five Days 'til Gabbo
Shopper Gabbo Here Today.png Gabbo Here Today
200px Quimby Re-elected by Landslide; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor
Shopper Gabbo Still 1 in Springfield.png Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired
Shopper Krusty Special Airs Today.png Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation

Season 5

Image Episode Title
Shopper Snow Storm Hits the Midwest.png "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Snow Storm Hits the Midwest
Shopper Burns' Birthday Today.png "Rosebud" Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan
Shopper Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes.png "Homer the Vigilante" Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony
Shopper Burglar Strikes Again.png Burglar Strikes Again; Is Nothing Safe?
Shopper Zirconia Ztolen.png Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy - Local Gays Show Their Pride.png "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" Local Gays Show Their Pride
200px "Homer Loves Flanders" Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery
Shopper KBBL Cheats Straight A Student.png "Bart Gets an Elephant" KBBL Cheats Straight A Student !!!
Shopper Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating.png "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong

Season 6

Image Episode Title
200px "Sideshow Bob Roberts" Bob Pardon #1 Local Issue; Edges Out No Fat Chicks Ordinance
Shopper Call For Probe in Bob Flap.png Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?
Shopper Toddlers Topple Mayor.png Toddlers Topple Mayor; Expressway Halt Rankes Elderly
Shopper Prez Sez.png "Bart's Comet" Prez Sez: School is For Losers
Shopper Boy Discovers Comet.png Boy Discovers Comet
Shopper Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail.png Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail; Mayor Visits City
Springfield Shopper Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America.png "A Star Is Burns" Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America
Shopper Awful School is Awful Rich.png "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Awful School is Awful Rich
Shopper Burns Plans Sunshine Halt.png Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

Season 7

Image Episode Title
Shopper Who Will Be Fallout Boy.png "Radioactive Man" Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy?
Shopper Milhouse Disappears.png Milhouse Disappears; Movie On Hold
Shopper Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer.png Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer
Shopper America Loves Ted Kennedy.png "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" America Loves Ted Kennedy
Shopper 40 Trampled at Poco Concert.png 40 Trampled at Poco Concert
Springfield Shopper (Mother Simpson).png "Mother Simpson" Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short
Shopper Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry.png "Lisa the Iconoclast" Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry
Shopper Bum Sues Cartoon King.png "The Day the Violence Died" Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family
Shopper Troy a Little Tenderness.png "A Fish Called Selma" Page Ten: Troy a Little Tenderness; Look Who's Drunk
Shopper Troy Weds.png Troy Weds
Shopper Helms Calls for Donut Tax.png "22 Short Films About Springfield" Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead
Shopper Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot.png "Much Apu About Nothing" Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot, Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet
Shopper Police Prepare for Deportations.png Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign

Season 8

Image Episode Title
Shopper Supervillain Seizes the East Coast.png "You Only Move Twice" Supervillain Seizes the East Coast
Shopper Champ to Whale on Local Man.png "The Homer They Fall" Champ to Whale on Local Man
Shopper Kickin' Back.png "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer" Kickin' Back; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend
Shopper Human Blimp Sees Flying Saucer.png "The Springfield Files" Human Blimp sees Flying Saucer
200px "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While
Shopper Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment.png "Brother from Another Series" Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment
Shopper Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield.png "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Threaten To Leave Town
Shopper City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline.png City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline
Shopper Banner Bars Booze.png Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred by Banner
Shopper Beer Baron Beats Banner.png Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops
Shopper Burns to Open Recycling Plant.png "The Old Man and the Lisa" Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad

Season 9

Image Episode Title
Shopper Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield.png "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective
Gruesome murders at Socialite's House.png "Realty Bites" Gruesome murders at Socialite's House; Mrs. Astor Safe
Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult.png "The Joy of Sect" Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Adult Lifestyle Section
Shopper Dog kills cat, Self.png "The Last Temptation of Krust" Dog kills cat, Self

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... 		"Trash of the Titans" New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at it Again
Shopper Simpson wins in landslide.png Simpson wins in landslide; Says "Crazy Promises" the Key
Shopper Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life.png "Natural Born Kissers" Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life

Season 10

Image Episode Title
Springfield Shopper- It's War!.png "Homer to the Max" It's War

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... 		Tax Hire Approved
Springfield Shopper- Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reveres.png "The Old Man and the "C" Student" Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

Season 11

Image Episode Title
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner homer.png "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born
Shopper Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic.png "Eight Misbehavin'" Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic!
Springfield Shopper - Behind the Laughter.png "Behind the Laughter" Feds to Simps: Pay up!
Springfield Shopper - Behind the Laughter (2).png That's All, Folks!

Season 12

Image Episode Title

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... 		"Lisa the Tree Hugger" Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to Stems and Seeds

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... 		"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Web Snoops Exposes Pool Hustle

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... 		"Simpson Safari" Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies
Springfield Shopper (Trilogy of Error).png "Trilogy of Error" First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnickers Reach Last-Minute Accord

Season 13

Image Episode Title
TPR - Springfield shopper.png "The Parent Rap" Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined
BITF - Springfield shopper.png "Brawl in the Family" Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie
Springfield shopper.png "Half-Decent Proposal" Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield

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... 		"Weekend at Burnsie's" Medical Marijuana Outlawed
TFG - Springfield shopper.png "The Frying Game" HO. J. SIMPSON Trial Starts Today
PGABNB - Springfield shopper.png "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Heat Wave Continues

Season 14

Image Episode Title
Large Marge - Springfield Shopper.png "Large Marge" Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3–28 TV Clown Saves Day
Special Edna - Springfield Shopper.png "Special Edna" Teacher Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind?


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Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso
ASIBA - Springfield Shopper.png "A Star Is Born Again" Lonely Men Die Early
TGotC - Springfield Shopper.png "Three Gays of the Condo" Bumblebee Man Caught in Sting
OYB - Springfield Shopper.png "Old Yeller-Belly" LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale of the Pup
TBoW - Springfield Shopper.png "The Bart of War" Cavalry Kids Lead Charge in Cleanup; President Shoots Wife
Moe Baby Blues - Springfield Shopper.png "Moe Baby Blues" Baby Saved by Local Hero, Not Father; Man's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's

Season 15

Image Episode Title
Springfield Shopper- Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd.png "My Mother the Carjacker" Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd
Springfield Shopper- Cranford Man Missing.png Cranford Man Missing
Springfield Shopper- Drought Threatens to Turn West into Desert.png Drought Threatens to Turn West into Desert
Springfield Shopper- Peace Talks Break Down.png Peace Talks Break Down
Springfield Shopper- Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza.png Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza

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... 		"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" "Families Come First" On Ballot - Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show

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... 		"Families Come First" Wrong for Springfield

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... 		Costs Too Much, Does Too Little

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... 		"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Years; Local Bully to Homer "Haw Haw"

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... 		"Bart-Mangled Banner" U-ASS-A

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... 		"Fraudcast News" Beloved Hero Cheats Death

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... 		Lisa's a Total Whacko, Implies Father

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... 		Lisa Loves Milhouse

Season 16

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... 		"All's Fair in Oven War" Father of Eight Missing
Triple Muder at Moe's.png "Mommie Beerest" Triple Murder at Moe's

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... 		"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage

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... 		Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers
Shopper Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot.png "Pranksta Rap" Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot
Shopper Top Cop Surrenders To Backfiring Car.png Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car
Shopper Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree.png Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree
Shopper Commission Wiggum Sucks.png Commission: Wiggum Sucks
Shopper Hail Drought Continues.png Hail Drought Continues
Tin Roofs Undented
Shopper Wiggum Rescues Boy.png Wiggum Rescues Boy
No, Really

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... 		"The Seven-Beer Snitch" God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices
Shopper Li'l Starmaker Fever.png "A Star Is Torn" L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield!
Shopper 10 Year Old Disqualified.png 10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon
Shopper Li'l Starmaker Three.png L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists

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... 		"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Local Father,Son May Switch Religions


Season 18

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... 		"Marge Gamer" Couch Gag Thrills Nation

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... 		"Million-Dollar Abie" Old Man Beats Meat

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... 		"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

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... 		"Treehouse of Horror XVII" Bullies Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice

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...200px 		Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield

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... 		"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tomorrow We Don't

Season 20

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... 		"Treehouse of Horror XIX" Christmas Occurs

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... 		"The Burns and the Bees" Honey Famine Continues

Season 21

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... 		"Rednecks and Broomsticks" Wiccan Curse Blinds Half The Town; Newspaper Sales Plunge 50 Percent

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... 		"Thursdays with Abie" Out of the Mouth of Abe

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... 		Curly to Shemp: You're Out

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... 		Bike Wheels Now Same Size

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... 		"The Squirt and the Whale" Storm Batters Town; Meterologists Suspect Child's Prayer

Season 22

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... 		"The Fight Before Christmas" Allied Armies Advance

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... 		"Treehouse of Horror XXII" Latest Victims

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... 		"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 2½ Stars - For Fans Only

Season 24

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Glamorous Godfrey Can't Be Beat Shopper.png "Gorgeous Grampa" Glamorous Godfrey Can't Be Beat!!
Glamourous Godfrey Wins Again Shopper.png Glamorous Godfrey Wins Again!!!
Good-Godfrey Shopper.png Good-Godfrey!

Season 26

Image Episode Title
Library Demolished Springfield Shopper.png "Walking Big & Tall" Library Demolished
Sinkhole Swallows Minor League All-Star Game Springfield Shopper.png Sinkhole Swallows Minor League All-Star Game
WBT - Springfield Shopper - Blimp Disaster.png Blimp Disaster!
Historic Theater Red-Tagged
Shopper War In Mideast Peace In Midwest.png "My Fare Lady" War In Mideast
Peace In Midwest
Springfield Shopper Cop Surrenders to Scarecrow.png "The Kids Are All Fight" Cop Surrenders To Scarecrow

Season 29

Image Episode Title
3SPaTfaM - Springfield Shopper Headline 1.png "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Prufreeeders on Stryke
3SPaTfaM - Springfield Shopper Headline 2.png Tire Fire Golden Jubilee
3SPaTfaM - Springfield Shopper Headline 3.png University Bulldozed for Nuke Plant
3SPaTfaM - Springfield Shopper Headline 4.png Slow-E-Shop Becomes Kwik-E-Mart
3SPaTfaM - Springfield Shopper Headline 5.png Terrible Enfant Shocks Art World
Shopper Krusty on Suicide Watch.png "Fears of a Clown" Krusty on Suicide Watch
No One Watching
Shopper Mathlete Disqualified.png "Lisa Gets the Blues" Mathlete Disqualified By No. 3 Pencil

Season 30

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MWOTHTH Shopper.png "My Way or the Highway to Heaven" Simpson Boy Vows to Shatter 500-Bounce Barrier

Dad Calls Son Awkward, Shy, Chubby, But Game


Season 31

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Nuclear Plant Worker at Center of Tenth Near-Meltdown.png "Go Big or Go Homer" Nuclear Plant Worker at Center of Tenth Near-Meltdown
Shopper Fuhgeddabout Him.png "The Fat Blue Line" Fuhgeddabout Him: Fat Tony Gets 20 Years
Shopper First Test Tube Baby Born.png "Frinkcoin" First Test Tube Baby Born!

Specials

Image Episode Title
Springfield Shopper Simpsons Guy.png "The Simpsons Guy" Pawtucket Brewery To Shut Down
Thousands To Lose Jobs
Springfield Shopper Simpsons Guy 2.png Families Need Jobs To Eat And Live
Springfield Shopper Simpsons Guy 3.png Newspaper Headlines Can Stir Feelings Of Pity
Trump Tweets Actual Fact by Mistake.png A Tale of Two Trumps Trump Tweets Actual Fact by Mistake

Commercials

Image Episode Title
Nancy Fredholm.png Crime of the Century Nancy Fredholm Hudson, New Hampshire Wins $50,000 Reward!

Comics

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... 		Simpsons Comics #1 The Amazing Colossal Homer Giant Ape Terrorizes Springfield
Simpsons Comics 19.jpg Simpsons Comics #19 N/A (front cover) Citizens Witness Miracle

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... 		Simpsons Comics #39 Sense and Censorability Super-Nudie Nightmare Nixed

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... 		Simpsons Comics #57 How the Vest Was Won! Critical Shortage of Wax Lips Reported

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... 		Heroic Local Boy Bert Stimpson Saves Playmate Wilson Mumps

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... 		Simpsons Comics #58 Mayor Me a Little Simpson Campaign in Full Swing

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... 		Upstart Candidate Simpson Up in Polls

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... 		Teachers, Athletes and Breweries Endorse Challenger

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... 		Reverend Claims Simpson Has Made Deal With Devil

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... 		Down to the Wire!

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... 		Simpsons Comics #61 The Paper Chase All Krusty Choco-Krispy Krunch Bars Recalled
The Paper Chase Giant Moth.png Giant Moth Attacks City

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... 		Simpsons Comics #64 Judge Marge Judge Skinner's Methods Praised By All

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... 		"Judge" Marge to Host Own Show

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... 		Simpsons Comics #65 Viva Bart Bosqueverde Plagued by Prankster

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... 		Simpsons Comics #83 The Homer Effect EPA Nixes Nuke Plant! Burns Busted for Billions!

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... 		Simpsons Comics #84 The Principal of the Thing School Grades and Attendance Up Thanks to Principal Simpson

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... 		Simpsons Comics #92 The Burger Kings of Comedy! Terror Alert at Vermillion!

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... 		Simpsons Comics #205 A Brand New Smithers Local Buffoon To Head Nuke Plant
Dolls Well That Ends Well Shopper.png Simpsons Comics #216 Dolls Well That Ends Well Classic spit-take revealed as secret to longevity

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... 		Simpsons Super Spectacular #12 Dial "M" for Milhouse Campfire Kid Ruins Scout Jamboree

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... 		Batboy Robs Ballgame

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... 		Rubber Lad Bounces Mayor

Video games

Image Game Title
SHR Springfield Shopper 1.png The Simpsons: Hit & Run Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
SHR Springfield Shopper 2.png Local Man Ruins Hot Dog Eating Contest
SHR Springfield Shopper 3.png Low Level Employee Harasses Millionaire, Hounds Released
SHR Springfield Shopper 4.png Bart Simpson Disappears in Bright Light
SHR Springfield Shopper 5.png Mysterious Shape Found in Field
SHR Springfield Shopper 6.png Exciting New Cola Gains Popularity
SHR Springfield Shopper 7.png Krusty at Squidport Today for Cola-Bration
SHR Springfield Shopper 8.png Aliens Invade Springfield!

See also


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