Four Regrettings and a Funeral/Quotes
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"Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
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- Marge: Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life.
- Homer: People called him the "6th Simpson." I'm not sure why.
- Mr. Burns: If it makes you feel worse, I'm the man who bought the stock you sold.
- Homer: I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.
- Reverend Lovejoy: So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?
- Agnes Skinner: I have no regrets.
- Principal Skinner: Really, Mother?
- Agnes: Oh, I didn't see you there.
- Mr. Burns: Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up 3,500%.
- Homer: Aw, you misheard that on purpose!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Why are you doing this, Bart?
- Bart: 50% attention-seeking, 50% to drop things on people.
- Ralph Wiggum: He's gonna visit my sky granny.
- Raphael: [to Homer] That's a ball-proof window, sir. Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?
- Siri: [to Rafael] I'm sorry, I don't see any "hops petals" near you. Deleting all contact information.
- Raphael: No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I...
- Siri: Delete confirmed.
- Ned Flanders: Pray for a miracle, boy. God can hear you better from up there.
- Bart: [Pray to God] Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen.
- Ned Flanders: That's not a prayer.
- Bart: My God says it is.
- Marge: It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant.
- Chief Wiggum: [to Marge] Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator.
- Luann Van Houten: Milhouse, are you the bottom half of that mischief?
