Yellow Subterfuge/Quotes
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- Marge: [to Bart] Bart, sweetie, this is an opportunity for you to turn things around yet again. And I believe in you. Yet again.
- Lisa: Principal Skinner? I object to this arbitrary use of power and request I be taken off the list.
- Principal Skinner: Off the list. [Cross out her name]
- Lisa: Thank you.
- Bart: Oh, man! 5 days without pranking? I'm getting strange red marks. But I'm gonna make it!
- Homer: As I always say, "don't get mad, get dinners." Then get even. With Skinner.
- Bart: You'll really help me get revenge?
- Homer: Yes. What's Skinner's weakness?
- Bart: Everything.
- Homer: Good, we can use that.
- Skinner: I don't wanna sound ungrateful, but could I eat one of the potatoes?
- Homer: Sorry, but Dick Fiddler is allergic to potatoes.
- Marge: This has gone long enough. I'm starting to think this school project is more than meet the eyes.
- Skinner: Mother? You're alive?
- Agnes Skinner: Seymour, when this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you, I said, "Sure, that's something to do."
