The Kid Is All Right/Quotes

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Season 25 Episode Quotes

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Lisa: I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?

Isabel Gutierrez: Just what exactly are you saying?

Lisa: I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?

Isabel: I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.

Bart: Ay, caramba!

Isabel: Do you even know what that means?

Bart: Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?

Isabel: It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"

Bart: Ay, caramba!

Isabel: Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a Republican.

Lisa: A Lincoln Republican?

Isabel: Not really.

Lisa: A Reagan Republican?

Isabel: Keep going....

Lisa: First President Bush?

Isabel: Gettin' there....

Lisa: Oh, dear God.

Marge: Lisa, your food is getting cold.

Lisa: It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold.

Marge: Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.

Marge: Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?

Lisa: Yes. Why?

Marge: Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.

Lisa: My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!

Lisa: Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph?

Ralph Wiggum: [to Lisa] Just call me Ralph Nader. I don't know why.

Mr. Burns: I'd like a word with you, young lady.

Isabel: How did you get in there?

Mr. Burns: Slid in through the grates.

Marge: Have a great day, kids. And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.

Bart: Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that Sensei Weinstein is really my psychiatrist.

Marge: Either way, for 45 minutes, you're not my problem, sweetie.

Mr. Burns: No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." [He shows off his sexy cover on his People Magazine] Most of the money went to convincing them that I was alive.

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Homerland • Treehouse of Horror XXIV • Four Regrettings and a Funeral • YOLO • Labor Pains • The Kid Is All Right • Yellow Subterfuge • White Christmas Blues • Steal This Episode • Married to the Blob • Specs and the City • Diggs • The Man Who Grew Too Much • The Winter of His Content • The War of Art • You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee • Luca$ • Days of Future Future • What to Expect When Bart's Expecting • Brick Like Me • Pay Pal • The Yellow Badge of Cowardge