Specs and the City/Quotes
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- Marge: Now, remember kids, the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class.
- Lisa: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
- Marge: What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
- Lisa: Not to.
- Bart: Well, no way I'm giving a valentine to Nelson. He's a bully, and I do not love him.
- Marge: Jesus says to love your enemies.
- Bart: That's because Jesus knows one day, he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say "It was me who sent you to Hell."
- Marge: I don't understand what's so great about these state of the art, solar-powered, computo-glasses.
- Homer: I'll let you try them on, right after I decide if these videos are Funny Or Die. Funny, funny, die, die, funny, funny but the guy died.
- [Homer was snuggling with Marge while he wearing high-tech glasses]
- Marge: Huh? A-Are you using your glasses for snuggling?
- Homer: But the avatar looks just like you.
- Marge: I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands in those glasses.
- Homer: Glasses, find me a great gift for my wife. (whispers) Under five dollars.
- Marge: I heard that!
