

Dangers on a Train/Quotes
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- Lisa: Wait, you named me after a train?
- Homer: Yeah, just like we did with Bart.
- Homer: [singing] I've been working on the railroad-
- Marge: Why are you singing that?
- Homer: Because it's in the public domain?
- Ramona: Let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.
- Ben: That exists? Oh, boy.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Do they have to get off and get back on?
- Co-worker: Sometimes you just have to say "To Hell with rules!"
- [Grabs him and the two begin kissing romantically]
- Apu: Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.
- Manjula: Why do we watch this show?
- Apu: Because I like the costumes!