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Brick Like Me/Quotes

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Season 25 Episode Quotes
549 "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
"Brick Like Me"
"Pay Pal" 551

LEGO Bart: Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem weird today?
LEGO Marge: You're right—something is different about the Simpsons today. Your father's wearing a tie.
LEGO Bart: Oh, that's what's different!
LEGO Lisa: That's the one and only thing.

LEGO Homer: Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo.

LEGO Principal Skinner: You are going to rebuild every brick of this school.
LEGO Bart: This says: Ages 12 and up.
LEGO Skinner: Age guidelines are conservative, and everyone knows it.

Homer: Well, what do you know? I enjoyed playing with you.
Lisa: Me, too, Dad.
Homer: No, no, no. Listen to me. We played and it wasn't boring.
Lisa: We've played lots of times.
Homer: Of course we have! Because you're my girl and I love you. But I'm letting you in on a secret. When parents play with their kids, they don't like it. And I'm no different. Suddenly I can't breathe. Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. And if someone handed me an issue of The New Yorker, I would read the fiction. I swear to God I would.
Lisa: Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. Surely some of them like playing with...
Homer: Nope, not even one. Just look at the things you kids like: Tea parties with pretend food; Hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; And the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... Candy Land.

LEGO Bart: You are going back where you came from, Denmark.
Season 25 Quotes
Homerland Treehouse of Horror XXIV Four Regrettings and a Funeral YOLO Labor Pains The Kid Is All Right Yellow Subterfuge White Christmas Blues Steal This Episode Married to the Blob Specs and the City Diggs The Man Who Grew Too Much The Winter of His Content The War of Art You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee Luca$ Days of Future Future What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Brick Like Me Pay Pal The Yellow Badge of Cowardge