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Clown in the Dumps/Quotes

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Season 26 Episode Quotes
552 "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
553
"Clown in the Dumps"
"The Wreck of the Relationship" 554



Marge: [to Lisa] The Dr. gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him.
[Lisa goes back to her bedroom.]
Homer: [wheezing in his sleep]
Marge: Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? what'll I do?!? oh, breathe, Homie, breathe.

Jeff Ross: Krusty is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy.

Krusty the Clown: I'm a sad, tragic clown, like what's-his-name... Liberace.

Krusty the Clown: How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.

Krusty the Clown: No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.

Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
Krusty the Clown: I've never said no to a binge.

Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
Krusty the Clown: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?

Krusty the Clown: [Watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Oh, my God! Who's responsible for this monstrosity?
[an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears]
Krusty the Clown: [On video] I did everything!

Marge: I hear the language on these roasts gets a little... B-L-U-E.
Homer: Huh?
[Marge points at hair]
Homer: Oh!

Homer: Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.

Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat