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Treehouse of Horror XXIV/Quotes

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Season 25 Episode Quotes
531 "Homerland"
"Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
"Four Regrettings and a Funeral" 533

Oh The Places You’ll D’oh[edit]

Marge: Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique.
Comic Book Guy: Wait a second... It's Halloween?
Marge: Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00.
Bart: Can we have some candy?
Marge: Just one M&M.

Abe: You should not be here when their mother's away!
Homer: And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!
Abe: I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now?

Borax: I am the Borax. I speak for the woods. But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods.
Homer: Sellout!

"'Mr.Burns:"' Let this be a lesson to those who love cash; your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash, if you are awful and nasty and cruel-
"'Homer:"' Enough with the lessons, this isn't a school.

"'Moe"': I ain't got no candy, I only serve beer. And who said that you could bring minors in here?
"'Homer"':Your peanuts are paw through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk!
"'Moe"':Hey, hey hey! This is supposed to be a children's story!
"'Homer"':Now grab all his money and vodka and gin, and I'll knit a nice nord from his leathery skin.

"'Lisa"': We thought we escaped from our psychotic guide, but when we got home he was waiting inside!
"'Homer"':I'm staying forever and your stuck with that, 'cause I'm your new daddy, so fatten the ca-oooh
"'Homer"':I'm frightened of nothing, not even hell's fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers!

Dead and Shoulders[edit]

Milhouse: Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by the airport?
Bart: Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.

Bart: I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.
Lisa: Actually, there's a little more.
Bart: Ay, caramba!

Homer: Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom anymore, I finally get my man cave.

Ralph: That was gonna be my show-and-tell!

Therapy teacher: I think we've made some progress here.
Homer: Great... Oh, and I have this "two heads for one" coupon.
Therapy teacher: Well, that's for lettuce.
Homer: How about this one? "One random disorder free with every schizophrenia."
Therapy teacher: That's mine, but it's expired.
Homer: D'oh!

Bart: Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.

Lisa: Why, Bart? I thought we were friends.
Bart: A brother can never be friends with his sister.
Lisa: Are you really, really sure?
Bart: I'm afraid I am.

Lisa: I feel your pain, brother.
Krusty: Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week.
Lisa: Help me, Doctor.
Dr. Nick: So this is what successful post-op looks like.

Freaks no Geeks[edit]

Moe: Hey, torso!
Barney: Huh?
Moe: What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now.
Comic Book Guy: I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day!

Marge: Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect!
Homer: Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute.

Moe: Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us.
Marge: (sighs) I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown.

Homer: And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Season 25 Quotes
Homerland Treehouse of Horror XXIV Four Regrettings and a Funeral YOLO Labor Pains The Kid Is All Right Yellow Subterfuge White Christmas Blues Steal This Episode Married to the Blob Specs and the City Diggs The Man Who Grew Too Much The Winter of His Content The War of Art You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee Luca$ Days of Future Future What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Brick Like Me Pay Pal The Yellow Badge of Cowardge