What to Expect When Bart's Expecting/Quotes

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Lenny Leonard: Why do they call this a yard of ale?

Carl Carlson: Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard.

Bart: Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist.

Milhouse Van Houten: Your stuff is pretty disturbing.

Bart: I've never acted on any of it!

Mrs. Trunch: Oh Bart, it's wonderful!

Bart: Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died.

Mrs. Trunch: You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art.

Bart: No it's not, because I hate art.

Mrs. Trunch: Oh, then it's protest art!

Bart: Stop encouraging me!

Ralph Wiggum: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!

Lisa: Typical Ralph nonsense.

Milhouse: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!

Moe Szyslak: So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh?

Homer: Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that.

Lenny: Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. And you are very virile.

Homer: Yeah... well just talk about sports!

Lenny: No problem. Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido.

Marge: Homie, I can't find my spatula! Can you get another one?

Homer: Flanders! Can we borrow your spatula?!

Ned Flanders: That was my spatula!

Homer: And you never bought a replacement?

Ned: Ah, too much aggravation! We just forego flipped food!

Moe: Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers.

Homer: Thanks, Moe, I... huh. Must've left my wallet at home.

Moe: Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs.

Fat Tony: I need your boy to make a baby.

Homer: Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? Just do a little of the bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-potsie, and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop.

Fat Tony: You sound like every doctor I've ever been to.

Bart: Hey, this is all your fault.

Homer: How is it my fault?

Bart: I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...

Homer: I just did that because it was a series of funny words!

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