What to Expect When Bart's Expecting/Quotes
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"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
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- Lenny Leonard: Why do they call this a yard of ale?
- Carl Carlson: Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard.
- Bart: Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Your stuff is pretty disturbing.
- Bart: I've never acted on any of it!
- Mrs. Trunch: Oh Bart, it's wonderful!
- Bart: Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died.
- Mrs. Trunch: You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art.
- Bart: No it's not, because I hate art.
- Mrs. Trunch: Oh, then it's protest art!
- Bart: Stop encouraging me!
- Ralph Wiggum: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!
- Lisa: Typical Ralph nonsense.
- Milhouse: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!
- Moe Szyslak: So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh?
- Homer: Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that.
- Lenny: Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. And you are very virile.
- Homer: Yeah... well just talk about sports!
- Lenny: No problem. Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido.
- Marge: Homie, I can't find my spatula! Can you get another one?
- Homer: Flanders! Can we borrow your spatula?!
- Ned Flanders: That was my spatula!
- Homer: And you never bought a replacement?
- Ned: Ah, too much aggravation! We just forego flipped food!
- Moe: Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers.
- Homer: Thanks, Moe, I... huh. Must've left my wallet at home.
- Moe: Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs.
- Fat Tony: I need your boy to make a baby.
- Homer: Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? Just do a little of the bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-potsie, and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop.
- Fat Tony: You sound like every doctor I've ever been to.
- Bart: Hey, this is all your fault.
- Homer: How is it my fault?
- Bart: I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...
- Homer: I just did that because it was a series of funny words!
