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Season 25 Episode Quotes
538 "White Christmas Blues"
539
"Steal This Episode"
"Married to the Blob" 540


Marge: Ooh, date night! I'll go change my bra.

Homer: If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!

Homer: Bless you, boy. That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I can talk about with you in the room. How did you know how to do that?
Bart: I'm under 30.

Carl Carlson: Homer, go to the theater and see the movie.
Homer: Theaters? All I need to see this movie is a laptop and a Web site based in a country that's really just an offshore oil platform.

Carl: All we want is brand-new, big budget entertainment in our homes for nothin'.

Marge: [to Homer] This is fun! And it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film.

Marge: When I watched that pirated movie, I was stealing with my eyes.

FBI Soldier: I wanted to catch serial killers.
Deputy Director Gratman: [mocking his soldier in whiny voice] I wanted to catch serial killers.

Chief Wiggum: I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.

Deputy Director Gratman: We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.

Homer: [Angry at Superintendent Chalmers] Superintendent Chalmers, you never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!

Deputy Director Gratman: From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.

Lisa: [about Santa's Little Helper eating Homer's dinner] It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.
Bart: I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. Lousy rat.

Marge: [asking Swedish ambassador] Your country doesn't think illegally downloading movies is wrong?
Lisa: The people of Sweden believe all movies should be shared freely.
Marge: How is that not stealing?
Gottfrid: Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, claiming all their hit movies have lost money. I spit on their bookkeeping.
Homer: Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to Taken where The Hangover guys get taken and the only ones that could rescue them is Fast and Furious.
Bart: Aw, man, I would love to pirate that.

Deputy Director Gratman: There's only one surefire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building—blasting death metal.

Gottfrid: Swedes love death metal. It's remind us of death.

Deputy Director Gratman: Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish-smoker.

Judd Apatow: Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. Art created by writers, directors, and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples.

Bart: So what do you think, Lise? Who are the good guys here? The media companies or the Internet freedom guys?
Lisa: Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal as much money as they can.
Bart: So everyone's a pirate?
Lisa: Yes, and the worst one of all is...(Cut off with footage of the 2011 NASCAR race)

Homer: What are you guys in for?
Dan: Bank robbery.
Kevin: Drug trafficking. What about you?
Homer: Movie piracy.
[everyone else gasps]
Dan: People in show business work hard to make those movies.
Kevin: My media stocks underperformed because of people like YOU!
Hank: My brother lost his job as a grip-holder. He had to sell his jet ski. A grip without a jet ski ain't no GRIP AT ALL!
[breaks himself and his colleagues free while Dan strangles Homer with a chain]
Kevin: Oh, you're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers!
Season 25 Quotes
Homerland Treehouse of Horror XXIV Four Regrettings and a Funeral YOLO Labor Pains The Kid Is All Right Yellow Subterfuge White Christmas Blues Steal This Episode Married to the Blob Specs and the City Diggs The Man Who Grew Too Much The Winter of His Content The War of Art You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee Luca$ Days of Future Future What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Brick Like Me Pay Pal The Yellow Badge of Cowardge