You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee/Quotes

Quotes

Season 25 Episode Quotes

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Principal Skinner: Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads—who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs—Ezra!

Ezra: Tell us your hero, and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me.

Bart: What makes you a hero?

Ezra: I don't eat as much as I did!

Executive Vice President of WFF: Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.

Homer: Ooh!

Executive Vice President of WFF: What you Americans call "soccer."

Homer: D'oh!

Homer: "Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball." Thanks, book!

Bart: Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.

Homer: I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D would disagree with you.

Snake Jailbird: Got to hurry. I've got 998 square miles to rob! Ha-ha!

Homer: Now let's play human foosball!

Homer: Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.

Homer: I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup.

Bart: Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.

Marge: "Selecionar conta..." Ooh, ooh, "select account."

Samba School Teacher: Uh, perhaps you could select the English option?

Marge: I did not pay $7.99 for an app so I could use the English option.

Samba School Teacher: You Americans, you really throw your $7.99s around.

Marge: You know, you're pretty rude.

Samba School Teacher: Stupid lady.

Brazilian Black Male: What the hell are you doing?

Homer: It's okay. I'm an American.

Brazilian Black Male: Oh. Oh. Okay.

Homer: Everything's right with the world.

Homer's Brain: Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters.

Homer: That's all right, brain. If I die, I'll be doing the thing I love the most: trying not to get killed.

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