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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update

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Revision as of 19:36, October 7, 2015 by LetsPlayNintendoITA (talk | contribs) (Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 1)


This article is about the Tapped Out's Treehouse of Horror content update from 2015. For other year's Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror content updates, see The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror content updates.
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"Costumes? Check!
Party Snacks? Check!
Spooky Campfire built with Evil Driftwood? Check and Check!

An ancient evil stirs in Springfield and the adults have no idea (about this or anything else).
It’s up to the kids to solve this problem (no matter that they may have caused it)!
Play today and fill up your special update treat bag with:
  • Spooky Campfire Stories (that come to life)
  • Brand new costumes for your favorite characters
  • New Daily Challenges
  • And much much more!"
―Event description on the App Store

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVI content update is a content update and event which was teased by EA on the game's facebook page October 2, 2015. It was released October 6, 2015. It's the game's fourth Halloween event, after Treehouse of Horror XXIII, Treehouse of Horror XXIV and Treehouse of Horror XXV.

Contents

Characters

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes
Model Donut.png Model Donut Tapped Out Smores.png5,040 Model Donut Unlock.png Act 1 Prize.

Costumes

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes
Fairy Kodos.png Fairy Kodos Donut Tapped Out.png40 Fairy Kodos Unlock.png Available from October 27th at 8am GMT to November 27th at 8am GMT.
Pirate Kang.png Pirate Kang Tapped Out Smores.png2,160 Pirate Kang Unlock.png Act 1 Prize
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse.png Radioactive Milhouse Donut Tapped Out.png75 Radioactive Milhouse Unlock.png
Saxophone Lisa.png Saxophone Lisa Donut Tapped Out.png60 Saxophone Lisa Unlock.png
Wizard Martin.png Wizard Martin Donut Tapped Out.png75 Wizard Martin Unlock.png
Clockwork Bart.png Clockwork Bart Template:EGCandieS Clockwork Bart Unlock.png Act 2 Prize.
Holiday Homer.png Holiday Homer Tapped Out Candy Apples.png2,160 - Act 3 Prize.

Returning

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes
Hugo Simpson.png Hugo Tapped Out Brains.png900Tapped Out Bones.png900 Tapped Out Hugo Unlocked.png Craftable.
100px Kodos Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png250Tapped Out Bones.png250 Tapped Out Kodos New Character.png Act 2 and 3 Craftable.
The Raven.png The Raven Donut Tapped Out.png30 Tapped Out The Raven New Character.png Available from October 13th at 9am BST to October 27th at 8am GMT.
Evil Krusty Doll.png Talking Krusty Doll Donut Tapped Out.png60 Tapped Out Talking Krusty Doll New Character.png Available from October 20th at 9am BST to November 27th at 8am GMT.
Tapped Out U.B.O..png U.B.O. Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png900Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png900 Tapped Out U.B.O. Unlock.png Act 3 Craftable.
Devil Flanders.png Devil Flanders Donut Tapped Out.png120 Tapped Out Devil Flanders New Character.png Available from November 11th at 8am GMT to November 27th at 8am GMT.
75px Marge The Witch Donut Tapped Out.png75 Tapped Out Marge the Witch New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Spooky Campfire.png Spooky Campfire Cash.pngFREE 6s
Spooky Cabin.png Spooky Cabin Tapped Out Smores.png540 4h Creakin' 'n' Shakin' Act 1 Prize
Tapped Out Re-Neducation Center.png Re-Neducation Center Tapped Out Candy Apples.png9,270 Re-Neducating the Elite Act 3 Prize
Tenta-Corp HQ.png Tenta-Corp HQ Template:EGCandieS Monetizing Madness Act 2 Prize

Returning

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Spooky House.png Spooky House Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png500 8h Tanking Local Property Values Craftable.
House of Evil Tapped Out.png House of Evil Cash.pngFREE 6s Selling Evil And Cursed Frogurt Enables Daily Challenges.
Given for free after October 12th at 9am BST.
Tapped Out Portal to Rigel 7.png Portal to Rigel 7 Donut Tapped Out.png75 6s Locking In Chevrons Available from November 10th at 8am GMT to November 27th at 8am GMT.
Pet Cemetery Tapped Out.png Pet Cemetery Donut Tapped Out.png70 Incubating Pet Zombies Available from October 13 at 9am BST to October 27th at 8am GMT.
Tapped Out Mausoleum.png Mausoleum Donut Tapped Out.png60 Incubating Premium Zombies
Bad Dream House Tapped Out.png Bad Dream House Donut Tapped Out.png85 Scaring Unsuspecting Guests Available from October 27 at 8am GMT to November 10th at 8am GMT.
Heck House Tapped Out.png Heck House Donut Tapped Out.png40 - Collection Plate Available from November 10th at 8am GMT to November 27th at 8am GMT.

Unreleased

Image Name Cost Build time Task
Official Halloween HQ.png Official Halloween HQ Unknown Unknown Unknown

Skins

Image Name Cost Notes
Everscream Terrors.png Everscream Terrors Unknown Craftables.
Moes Terror.png Moe's Terror Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png250
Kill-E-Mart.png Kill-E-Mart Tapped Out Bones.png250
Krusty Murder.png Krusty Murder Tapped Out Brains.png250

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
The Shinning Maze.png The Shinning Maze Donut Tapped Out.png55 Available till October 20th at 9am BST.
Spooky Grove.png Spooky Grove Tapped Out Brains.png300 Craftable.
Bramble Hedge.png Bramble Hedge Level 2, every 2 level. Upgrading Spooky Campfire.
Ancient Ruins.png Ancient Ruins Donut Tapped Out.png55 Available till October 20th at 9am BST.
Spooky Shed.png Spooky Shed Level 3, every 4 level. Upgrading Spooky Campfire.
Biohazard Wall.png Biohazard Wall Tapped Out Bones.png75 Act 3 Craftable.
Wavy-arm Elder God.png Wavy-arm Elder God Donut Tapped Out.png20 Available from October 20th at 9am BST to November 3rd at 8am GMT.
Apus Apocalypse Jeep.png Apu's Apocalypse Jeep Tapped Out Candy Apples.png540 Act 3 Prize.
Halloween Party Wall.png Halloween Party Wall Donut Tapped Out.png20 Available from October 20th at 9am BST to November 3rd at 8am GMT.
Halloween Balloons.png Halloween Balloons Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png300 Act 2 and 3 Craftable.
Spooky Tent.png Spooky Tent Level 5, every 4 level. Upgrading Spooky Campfire.
Gate to Nowhere.png Gate to Nowhere Tapped Out Smores.png9,270 Act 1 Prize
Lightup Elder God.png Lightup Elder God Donut Tapped Out.png20 Available from October 20th at 9am BST to November 3rd at 8am GMT.
Elder Blimp.png Elder Blimp Template:EGCandieS Act 2 Prize.
Mechanical Ghost.png Mechanical Ghost Template:EGCandieS Act 2 Prize.
U.F.P..png U.F.P. Tapped Out Candy Apples.png5,040 Act 3 Prize.
Biohazard Tower.png Biohazard Tower Tapped Out Brains.png300 Act 3 Craftable.
The Impossible Tower.png The Impossible Tower Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png300 Bunny Ears Craftable.

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Wailing Wall.png Wailing Wall Tapped Out Brains.png250 Act 2 and 3 Craftable.
Tapped Out Spooky Wall.png Spooky Wall Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png200
Tapped Out Jack-o-Lantern.png Jack-O-Lantern Tapped Out Bones.png150
Tapped Out Spooky Tree.png Spooky Tree Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png100 Craftable.
Tapped Out Dead Tree.png Dead Tree Tapped Out Bones.png100
Tapped Out Donut Torture Device.png Donut Torture Device Donut Tapped Out.png80 Available from October 13th at 9am BST to October 27 at 8am GMT.
Tapped Out Grand Pumpkin.png The Grand Pumpkin Donut Tapped Out.png60
Hollow Snake Trunk.png Hollow Snake Trunk Donut Tapped Out.png75
50px Victorian UFO Donut Tapped Out.png60
Tapped Out Cauldron.png Cauldron Donut Tapped Out.png25 Available from October 27th at 9am GMT to November 10 at 8am GMT.
Tapped Out Freak Mobile.png Freakmobile Donut Tapped Out.png60
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen.png Rigellian Queen Donut Tapped Out.png100 Available from November 10th at 9am GMT to November 27 at 8am GMT.

Act 1 Gameplay

The Call of the Campfire

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 1

After the user logs in:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are there too many neck veins on this severed head?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Agghhhhhh!
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon.png Agghhhhhh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, Dad's just doing his annual Halloween decorating.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Everscream Terrors! Every year we have the spookiest house on the block!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png A jack-o-lantern vomiting its own seeds?! Homer, where do you get your ideas?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Other people.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What if you put beer cans nearby, you know, like that's what made him throw up!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, let Daddy take care of the “ideas.”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You and Bart can make decorations. We need macaroni skeletons!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lots of them.
Task: Make Lisa do Babyish Busy Work (6s, Simpson Home)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart do Babyish Busy Work (6s, Simpson Home)
On job start:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's so demeaning! Sending us off to make crafts just to get us out of the way.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Still, it's kinda like homework which means I will crush it!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Awww, these fruit-leather tombstones are turning out so adorable!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I FREAKING HATE THAT!
On job end:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Halloween isn't about glitter-glue and pipe cleaners. It's about kids getting together, telling ghost stories and giving each other nightmares.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Also candy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's a great idea! We'll gather a bunch of kids and tell ghost stories! Outside, around a campfire!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh. I meant vegging out on the couch and watching a bunch of kids do Halloween on TV.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But tell me more about this “outside.” It sounds fascinating.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've found lots of wood for our campfire.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, it looks really old. Where'd you find it?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There's a bunch of it by the water.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Looks like it used to be part of an old throne or underwater church or gateway to another dimension.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I ‘unno. Lotta stuff got ruined when dad blew up the town.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's covered with strange writing. I don't recognize it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I couldn't read it either, but I just figured it was cursive.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe we shouldn't burn mysterious wood we know nothing about.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Should we cut down your precious trees?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, they're not AS precious to me now that we get 'em free at Springfield Heights, but…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It seems like a lot of sweaty work.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's just pick up more old wood near the water.
If the user doesn't have a beach unlocked: Task: Place River
If the user doesn't have Bart: Task: Make Lisa Collect Mysterious Driftwood (1m, River or Beach)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Lisa and Bart Collect Mysterious Driftwood (1m, River or Beach, Bart)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This wood feels odd.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Cold. Like dead hands.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Really? Mine feels hot and smells like brimstone.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Mine is pulsing like a beating heart and oozing blood.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Can we please stop describing things and just throw it on to the pile!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, I think there is something evil about this firewood.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png thinking about going vampire but
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I think you're reading too much into this.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I found this ancient-looking scroll near a big pile of this wood…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look at the drawing: A spiky-headed boy, in a red shirt reading from an ancient-looking scroll…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png …behind him, a giant tentacled demon rises…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's you! Look what's in the ancient word-bubble…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png “K'waB'nga”
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don't say that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Below that it says, “Eet my C'thorts, man.”
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png More gobbledy-*.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And below that it says, “Im B'art Th'mpson hu the C'thell R U?”
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, I'll admit it's creepy. But we're building a Halloween campfire...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Creepy is exactly what we want!
Task: Build Spooky Campfire
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Tell a Scary Story (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Task: Make Youngsters Gather Around the Spooky Campfire [x4] (1m, Spooky Campfire)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hoo-kay, for my spooky story I'd like to read off this scroll that Lisa's so scared of…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No Bart, that's exactly what you shouldn't…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ah-ah! Listen with your ears, not with your mouth.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I hate when you use teacher-phrases.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Leagues beneath the inky deep, rests the evil and unpronounceable city of R'lyeh.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Therein lies the demon known as…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png M'nthster!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dead but dreaming.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Waiting for the stars to come right.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And for the chosen underachiever to speak the words…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And break the spell which binds him:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png C'thulhu-doodle-dooooooo!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart! Stop! You might actually call something forth!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png And nobody wants that.

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I do.
Tapped Out Bart and Milhouse Icon.png AGGGGGGHHHHH!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Bart! You fulfilled the prophecy and unleashed a malevolent entity!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm telling
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wh-who are you?

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I am called… M'nthster.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Muns-ther?

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My name cannot be spoken by a human mouth.

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You need to roll the “r” with your face-tentacles.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mons-terrr?

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Can we move on? I don't wanna get hung up on this.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you want?

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I come to make mankind free and wild. To turn him away from law and morality.

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I will teach the human new ways to scream and kill and revel in joy. Until all the earth is aflame in a holocaust of ecstasy.

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That's the plan, anyway. But I'm also gonna occasionally wing it. I don't want to get too scheduled.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, it's been nice summoning ya but it's getting late so, you know…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Time to get back into the campfire.

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I'm afraid it's not that easy.

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Your campfire story about me created a portal, which I used to enter this dimension.

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But that has since closed.

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You'll need to tell another creepy tale to create a portal from which I can leave.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Deal!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Someone tell a ghost story. Something really creepy. We gotta scare tentacle-face back to wherever.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Ooh! I've prepared a story! I even rehearsed in a mirror!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I practically scared myself.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If I saw what you see in the mirror, I'd be scared too.
Task: Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Martin Tell a Scary Story (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png A young woman visited her blind grandfather who had moved into a new apartment.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png He complained bitterly.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “The nightclub next door keeps me up with music and laughter”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “And drunken shuffling, up and down the street, sometimes right by my door…”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “…Then, every night at 2:22 in the morning” ¦”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “…They start screaming…”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “…Every night, they scream, and then…”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “Silence.”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “And his grand-daughter said…”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “O. M. G. Grampa!”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “Right outside your window are the charred remains of a disco that burnt to the ground in, like, the 70's.”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “We didn't think you'd mind the crappy view, being blind and what-not…”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “…The fire that killed all those people…”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png “…started at 2:22 AM!”
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's your story? Undead disco dancers?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nelson?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Already noogy-ing him.
System Message Zombies are now spawning from the campfire!
Zombies Spawning.pngHW2015 Act 1 Event Guide.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, Martin, M'nthy is still here. Your disco zombie story wasn't scary enough to open a portal.

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That's not exactly true...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png AGGH! Disco Zombies!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Huh. In person, they actually are pretty scary.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Zombies are wusses. They squish so easily. See?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's not a Zombie you squished -- that's Ralph.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He's just gets Zombie-ish when his blood sugar gets low.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Brains. Brains! Or anything else to eat!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, poor Ralph is hungry. And he doesn't want to eat the defenseless animals. Right, Ralph?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe we should make S'mores first... and THEN squish zombies with extra sugar energy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I agree with the plan because…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png S'mores.
Task: Send Kids on S'mores Jobs to Spawn Zombies [x2] (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Task: Collect Event Currency to Unlock 1st Prize
Task: Tap Zombies [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Obviously, M'nthster tricked us.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He knew if we told another story we would call forth even more evil into the town.

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Yeah, I feel bad about that. Tell another story and this time, I swear, I really will leave.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay! I've got a scary story!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse, no! We can't trust him! He is a denizen of the underworld!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Remember the fable of the Farmer and the Viper?

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Hmmm, I don't know that one, how does that go?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, it's my favorite Aesop's fable! Briefly, it goes like this…
Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Tell A Scary Story (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png A farmer found a viper, coiled and frozen in the snow. The farmer took pity and tucked the poor creature into his coat.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png As soon as the viper warmed, he gave the farmer a deadly bite. As the farmer lay dying, he said…
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png “'Tis mine own fault, for I knew twas a viper 'fore I took it to my bosom.”
System Message Snakes are now spawning from the campfire!
Snakes Spawning.png
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What the hell kind of farmer talks like that?

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Ooh! Lisa wins the scary story contest!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Oh, come on!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, I wasn't telling a scary story. I was making the point that if we interact with you -- you being an evil trickster -- we shouldn't be surprised when you...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, you tricked me didn't you?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Snakes! They just appeared out of nowhere!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course they did.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:

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Lisa, I would like to introduce you to my spawn.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I had no idea you had children!

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Yes, I'm both father and mother to them.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh! Did something happen to their mother?

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No, that's just the way my kind reproduces. I mate with myself and--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, just keep that vague.

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I was wondering if you would release my spawn into other Springfields.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course. But I should warn you, I don't know if they're going to be safe there.

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Oh well. R'lyehian parenting philosophy is “Children should not be seen nor heard.”

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Whereas humans see children as an extension of themselves, we think of our offspring as “someone else's problem.”
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you ever think that maybe it's this kind of upbringing that makes you all demonic?

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Nah, we're depraved from birth.

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Anyhoo, have fun giving these to your friends.
Task: Send Formless Terrors to Other Springfields
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 8

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I got more haunted driftwood to throw on the fire.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I don't think we need it.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Even though it's been burning for hours. The fire hasn't gotten even a little bit smaller.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know, it's kind of disturbing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But a little more cursed firewood and it will be disturbing and BIG.
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart! You made the campfire bigger!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Don't you realize that the more powerful the campfire, the more monsters it will create?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm starting to think you like all the chaos and destruction being released into our town.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That can't be a surprise to you.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, I realized as I was saying it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 9

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay, the fire is looking big and evil.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Now it's my turn to tell a scary story.
Task: Make Milhouse Tell a Scary Story (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse, are you crazy? You know what's going to happen if you tell a monster story.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png I wasn't going to tell a monster story.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png I was gonna tell about the time my mom took me to take pictures with the Easter Bunny at the mall and it really creeped me out.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's not a scary story! It's a story about being scared!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png You're scared of a bunny?
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Not real bunnies. It was a costume, his eyes were just holes in a giant head. I could see the guy inside. He was chewing gum!
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png He told my mom that he liked her shoes and she was wearing Tevas – it was creepy!
System Message Bunnies are now spawning from the campfire!
Bunnies Spawning.png
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Look! Bunny rabbits!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Run!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 10

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow Milhouse, that really sucked.

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I have to agree.

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I have been alive for eons and that was the lamest thing I've ever heard.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I would wedgie you but I don't think it would do any good.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay, I admit it: I'm ashamed of my cowardice.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But shame-shaming me is wrong! Right, Lisa?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I dunno, Milhouse, you ran away from bunnies!
Task: Make Milhouse Hide in Shame (4h, Van Houten House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 11

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:

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Ha-ha! Human boys are so inept!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa! Don't judge all of us by Milhouse! I'm America's favorite bad boy, man!

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Sorry, where I come from it takes more than riding around on a skateboard and ending sentences with “man” to be considered…

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“Bad.”
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Listen, you and I are a lot alike. Between you and me, I LIKE that you tricked us into conjuring up ghoulies.

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What? Get out of here!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've been known to get into some trickery myself. Check this out!
Task: Make Bart Place a Prank Call (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Moe's Tavern here.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, yes, I'm looking for someone, last name Tinkle, first name Ivana…
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Listen up, everybody, Ivana Tinkle!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Just go already!

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Actually, I gave you the wrong last name. It should be Kill-your-family-and-eat-their-souls.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Correction guys! Ivana Kill-your-family-and-eat-their-souls.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Run everyone! Moe's finally lost it!

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That was great! It wasn't too dark was it?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Naw. It was dark, but not as dark as what that baby from Family Guy said.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, I have another story.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png C'mon, why do I have to keep reminding you what happens when we tell stories.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know what happens. And I want it to happen. M'nthster and I are friends.

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He's my brother from another Mother-Father.
Task: Make Bart Tell a Scary Story (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png A vain young man was traveling on a train. Suddenly, he heard shouts coming from the front of the train.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png Part of the bridge ahead had fallen away. Everyone onboard was doomed.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png The man in the chair across from him calmly informed the boy that he was a genie and could grant him three wishes.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png But he only had seconds to make them...
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png The boy quickly replied, “I wish I could get rid of those last ten pounds..."
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png The genie said, “What about all the other passengers on this train.”
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png The boy said, “Fine, they can be skinny too! And I never want to age!”
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png And the train plummeted into the ravine.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png The fire burned the flesh off all the passengers. Car after car of skeletons. The young man's skeleton was put in a museum and labeled, “Young Man from Train Accident.”
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Scary Story Icon.png Everyone who looked at it came away with the feeling that he was probably an incredible jerk. The end.
System Message Skeletons are now spawning from the campfire!
Skeletons Spawning.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Call of the Campfire Pt. 13

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:

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Excellent story! High five!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Really? I wasn't sure. I was thinking about going vampire but…

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Stop that! It was perfect.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I get why Bart would want to be friends with an all-powerful force of evil.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But why would an Elder-god want to hang out with a 10-year-old boy. Aren't you more mature than that?

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Bart is plenty mature. When I won our “longest loogie off the overpass” contest, he was all class.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Respect, man, that thing was long.
Task: Make Bart Plan His Next Prank With M'nthster (4h, Spooky Campfire)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

The Unspeakable

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oooh, what's this? Little tiny drinks of alcohol?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png They're Jello-shots. And you can't drink them now -- you have to wait until they've Jello-ed.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I love the idea of combining drunkenness with dessert.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I hate waiting.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It'll give me time to change.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I have to… shave.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But your costume is a cat. Wouldn't any fur just add to the illusion?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Trust me, you'll like this better.
Task: Make Homer Wait Impatiently (8h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Meow, Homie!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Purrrrrrr!
System Message Continue the story in Act 2!
Story Continues Act 2.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Premium Gameplay

The Boy who LARP'd

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 1

After unlocking Wizard Martin:
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png With my robe and staff, my raiment is complete.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png Now, to gather like-minded fellows who would partake in my adventure and enjoy the protection of my mage-powers.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png To The Place Of Awakening!
Task: Make Wizard Martin Search for Adventuring Companions (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh Martin, you constantly top your own lameness.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png I'd tread lightly, good man. You can't be sure this is just a costume. You can't say for certain that I cannot curse you!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Actually, I can.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 2

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png Step aside, I go now to the Place Of Awakening.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Where's that?
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png That's what I call the coffee place.
Task: Reach Level 14 and Build The Java Server
Task: Make Wizard Martin Search for Friends Online (4h, Java Server)
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png What's this? Doth my screen deceive me? Someone is seeking a mage of my power level and mana-capacity!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 3

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png So you seek to join my fellowship. First you must prove your worth. And know, brave mage, that I am demanding beyond all imagining and reason!
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png I am not afeared. My costume is most authentic and of the utmost correctness. My spells are based on research of esoteric books and wizard-type movies.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I am intrigued. Let the testing begin!
Task: Make Wizard Martin Prove his Worth (4h)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Most impressive. You remind me of myself, when I was still but an XXL.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png Have I passed your test?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 4

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You have passed the first test. But it takes more than knowledge of spells and the use of flash paper! You must also possess a mind as sharp as Valyrian steel.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png A test of knowledge? Perhaps you haven't noticed: I. Am. A. Nerd.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Many have said that, but many break under my demanding focus on minutiae. I am known throughout the land as: “The Nit Picker.”
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png Then I say, pick away!
Task: Make Wizard Martin Ace an Online Trivia Test (4h, Androids Dungeon)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Good, good, Han shot first… You spelled Khazad-dum correctly…
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You accurately translated “The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald” into Elvish.
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png Did I pass?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You did, young padawan, but one test remains.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 5

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You are a worthy role-player. But ultimately it all comes down to…
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Single combat.
Task: Build the Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Wizard Martin and Comic Book Guy Engage in Single Combat (4h, Android's Dungeon, Comic Book Guy)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Wow, (PANT) you're good. (WHEEZE) We've been goin' at it for what? Five… minutes?
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png I dunno… I can't see my watch… too dizzy.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You're in. Let's… get… ice cream… extra smoosh-ins…
Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon.png Make it so.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Saxamaphone Pt.1

After unlocking Saxophone Lisa:
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png What a perfect costume for me!
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png Now when I play my saxophone, I can actually “be the music!”
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png I feel a solo coming on!
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Practice a Saxophone Solo at home (4h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Saxamaphone Pt.2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png My goodness, someone is feeling extra musical today!
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png This costume is inspiring me to try all kinds of new jazz improvisations! It's such a rush.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But why are you wasting all this good stuff? Nobody can hear you playing in your room.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png Really? Do you think other people would want to hear it?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Of course! And you in that little costume! Priceless!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Springfield Elementary (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Saxophones don't play saxophones! Your costume makes no sense.
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png Stick to the score Ms. Simpson, showboating won't earn you a passing mark.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Your horn sounds like dead ducks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Saxamaphone Pt.3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png The kids hated my music.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png And they said my costume was lame – which is insanity! Look at me! I AM A SAXOPHONE!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Aww, sweetie, who cares what a bunch of silly kids think?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png They're just too young to appreciate how talented you are.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png You're right! My music is sophisticated and complex.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I think you should go out and find a more mature audience.
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at the Town Hall (4h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I don't know what you're, er ah, protesting, but stop immediately or I'll have you arrested.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png For what?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png An assassination attempt on my ears!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Saxamaphone Pt.4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png Nobody wants to hear me play.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh they're just a bunch of soulless politicians. You need to play for the working man.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png People who can understand the beauty and pain of your music.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png I've got it! I'll busk in the street. All the jazz greats started out that way!
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play Street Music (4h)
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Quiet little saxophone girl! Some of us are trying to sleep.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png Really? I'm keeping you awake? The Crazy Cat lady's screaming next door isn't bothering you?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png No. I relate to what she's laying down.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Saxamaphone Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png Well, that didn't work either.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Okay, how ‘bout this? What if you played in a deserted forest? I'll bet woodland creatures would appreciate--
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png Wait a minute, I know what you're doing! You've just been sending me out of the house so YOU don't have to listen to me.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm sorry. I just don't get jazz. But who cares what I think? All that matters is what you think.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You love that Downtown Abby show and everyone else in the world hates it.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png It's Downton Abbey and it's a huge hit.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Okay, well, I don't like it.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png I'm going to my room to play my saxophone.
Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon.png LOUDLY.
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo (4h)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa's been practicing for a long time. I'm gonna tell her she's good enough to play at the Squid Port.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That won't work. She's on to us.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Milhouse, I've finished your Radioactive Man costume!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes! This year I'll be a superhero instead of a dumb sidekick.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Maybe I won't get beat up as much.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png That's a very good theory, Millie, but just in case, maybe you should wear your protective cup.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I always wear my protective cup.
Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Wear His Costume to School (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png I feel powerful in this costume. Brave and invulnerable!
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Oh no, it's Nelson, there's nowhere to hide…
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Hey, Milhouse. Cool costume.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png We are through the looking glass, people.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

====Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 2====}

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Did you buy your costume from Halloween Headquarters?
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png My mom made it.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png What do you mean? Like, she ordered it online?
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png No, she actually made it.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Like, it didn't exist and then she… made it?
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Yeah.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Whoa.
Task: Make Youngsters Gawk at Milhouse's Costume [x5] (2h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Bask in the Attention (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Now that Milhouse is no longer a nerd, we'll be making less in lunch money hijacking.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Don't worry – There's no shortage of nerds.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Lisa, we regret to inform you that you will be taking Milhouse's place in the handing over of lunch money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't have lunch money. I brought my lunch.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Okay, then we'll take your lunch.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Really? It's tempeh and brown rice.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Back off, bullies! Leave the lady's lunch alone!
Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Stand Up to Bullies (3h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png You're dead, Radioactive Nerd!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Whew, what a rush. Standing up to those bullies, saving your lunch.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png And I finally “get the girl!” This is going to be an adorable story to tell our kids.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Don't you think, Lisa?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh yes, it's an adorable story.
Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Get the Girl (2h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Lisa Reject Milhouse (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So who's this girl you got? Someone I know?
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Oh! I meant youuuu…
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png …youuuu don't know her.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 5

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Okay, Milhouse. Time to get taken down a peg—
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Aggghh! Fire Ants!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png He's making them bite us! Run!
Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Be a Hero (24h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Heh, heh, I decided to introduce my ant farm to the wild.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png Thank you for doing that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course, we're friends.
Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon.png So can I call you my girl… friend?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know you can't.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Under the Tentacles

Under the Tentacles Pt. 1

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Kodos, why are your tentacles encased in silk stockings and garters?
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png At Halloween, it is acceptable for females to parade around in itchy, wiry underwear.
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png This causes males to suck in their stomachs and buy alcoholic drinks.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Could you use this power to lure a human male into your bedroom?
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Why do you think I prepared the containment chamber?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Hahahahaha!
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Hahahahaha!
Task: Make Fairy Kodos Flirt With Human Males (8h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Greetings fat human! Give me a dollar and I will waggle my fleshiest body parts in your face!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, lady, I'm a married man. Ours is an eternal lap-dance!
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Rejected! How humiliating!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png You have to lower your standards! You cannot pursue earth's most gelatinous man and expect to snag him!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Under the Tentacles Pt. 2

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Greetings! I find your neck-bow aesthetically pleasing!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Thank you! Of course now everybody's wearing bowties. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Yes! Far superior to other flattery forms!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You're fun. Nice deep voice – can't quite place the accent…
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Never mind that. Let's be fabulous!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I thought you'd never ask.
Task: Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Task: Make Fairy Kodos and Smithers Spread Glitter Around Town (24h, Smithers)
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You're handsome in a really unique way. Like that gorilla in Japan.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I might be falling for you…
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Fall backward so you do not damage your face. I need a clean specimen.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Ooh! Handsome and funny!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Under the Tentacles Pt. 3

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png So this is where you live? I like it. Very “Lost In Space.”
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png This is where you will stay.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You mean like, live here? Whoa, this is moving way too fast.
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png I merely meant this is the jar in which I will store you.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Oh! A go-go cage – you wanna have a party!
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Yes, yes! Keeping it nice and breezy! Now get in the cage!
Task: Make Smithers Cage Dance (2h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Put on some Grace Jones and stand back!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Under the Tentacles Pt. 4

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! What are you doing?!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'm sorry, Sir! I met this guy and got carried away and--
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png I am not a “guy!” I am female!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Help! I've been kidnapped by a monster!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png See here, Madam, my eyes need blinking! Release my assistant at once!
Task: Make Burns Stage a Daring Rescue (2h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Stand back or I will salt you like a sidewalk slug!
Tapped Out Fairy Kodos Icon.png Aaaaah!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mr. Burns, you're my hero!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Don't make this weird.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Willie's Labyrinth

Willie's Labyrinth Pt. 1

After placing The Shinning Maze:
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Oh, a hedge maze! How droll!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Hedge-keeper, I accept the challenge. I will solve your maze.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Don't be so sure o'yerself ye fancy little plumpkin! This is no ordinary maze.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ye best take this flare gun.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png What's the flare gun for?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png The maze is nigh-unbeatable. When you're cold and thirsty and clinging to the last shred of your sanity, it's the only way we'll find ye.
Task: Make Youngsters Get Lost in the Maze [x5] (4h, The Shinning Maze)
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Come and play with us forever!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png No one has ever wanted to play with me! WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS?!!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Willie's Labyrinth Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The secret to any maze is to be methodical and to stay calm.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ye don't have what it takes, lassie.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's what Coach Krupt said about me and the rope climb and it turned out I did have what it takes:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A note excusing me from P.E. But this maze will be a piece of cake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can keep your flare gun.
Task: Make Lisa Get Lost in the Maze (6h, The Shinning Maze)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Help! Help! I've been in here for hours! Please come and get me! I don't want to have to eat my own arm!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I am vegetarian!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ye see, lassie? I knew ye couldn't conquer this maze. Ye don't have the Shinning.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Willie's Labyrinth Pt. 3

After tapping on Willy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The Shinning? Are you sure you're pronouncing that right?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ach! Don't make fun o' me accent!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey weirdoes, ‘sup?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Boy! Are ye here to try yer hand at Willie's maze?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If I couldn't do it, he certainly couldn't…
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Stuffit! I sense greatness from this wee, spiky-headed lad. He's got The Shinning.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png What say ye, boy?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sure, all work and no play, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Task: Make Bart Find a Shortcut Through the Maze (2h, The Shinning Maze)
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png What did ye do to me maze, ye little monster?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You said you saw my shinning. I assumed that what you saw was my shinny new chainsaw. Which I used to cut through the maze.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you mean “shiny?”
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Quiet! You'll get us all sued!!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Kang and Kodos Gameplay

Midgalaxy Crisis

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 1

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1 and tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Guess what, Human Girl? We have a little surprise for you…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The real reason you're here is to take over our planet.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Well, yes. How did you know?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's always a twist with you guys, and the twist is always that you're going to attempt world domination.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png You make it sound like I'm becoming predictable!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Sorry, I'm late, did I miss anything?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Did Lisa guess your plan and make you worry that you're predictable?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Like she always does?
Task: Make Kang Ponder His Character (6h, Brown House
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png How did this happen? I'm still young.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I'm in the prime of my first pre-lives. I can still turn this around.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Get ready world!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png You're about to see Kang, the unpredictable, do something you've never seen before!
Task: Make Kang Crack the Whip (1h)
Task: Make Homer Hide in the Brown House (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dad, instead of hiding you should fight back.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Bullies are just cowards. That's what you told me!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know. I lied. Bullies are the bravest men around. And they love it when you stand up to them. So don't do that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You could reason with them. Outsmart them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, who are we talking about again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Never mind.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Possums aren't smart or brave, how do they survive?
Task: Make Homer Play Dead (4h)
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png The humans have left us an offering.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png It has obviously been dead for a long time…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stop tickling!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png It's alive?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Then why does it smell like that?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I've got it!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Rather than change what I do, I will become the best at what I do.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png World Dominion?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png And probing.
Task: Make Kang Activate the Beacon (1m)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You guys are trying to set some kind of probing record.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Yes, you have eavesdropped that correctly.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are we in space?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Not right now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Good. I want someone to hear me scream.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aaaaaaaaaaagh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Where No Probe Has Gone Before

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 1

After completing Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 4 and tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Ugh, my tentacle is killing me!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png It is your repetitive probing injury flaring up again.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I have a new ergonomic probe. You can probe longer without numbness or pain.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png And it's dishwasher safe!
Task: Make Kodos Demonstrate Superior Technology (1h)
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png What do you think?!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I like it. But is it good for the environment?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png We breathe pure carbon, why should you care about this planet's atmosphere?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I don't. But I want to look like I do.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 2

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I have not changed the design at all, but I added a sticker to the packaging that says “100% Natural”.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I actually feel healthier while holding it.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Never underestimate the power of packaging stickers!
Task: Make Kodos Develop New Probe Technology (12h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Could it have more lights and beeps?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Why?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png To up the “coolness” factor.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Why do I always forget the “coolness” factor?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 3

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Okay, here is the new prototype. And look, it has a laser sight.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Isn't that a little gimmicky? True probe aficionados are not going to fall for that!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I just thought it would be fun to see a red dot when you move the probe around, see?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Kang? Where'd you go?
Task: Make Kang Chase Laser Dot [x2] (2h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Kang, this is not a glorified cat toy! Remember the serious and vital purpose of this essential tool.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png To probe human butts.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Yes. For science.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Hahahahahahahaha!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Hahahahahahahaha!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 4

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I'm still refining the design. I added another feature…
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png A selfie camera!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png That will come in handy when I probe celebrities. I like the extendable selfie stick for group shots.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png That is actually the extra deep probe.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Ugh. I shouldn't have touched that. I'm going to wash my tentacle.
Task: Make Kodos Refine Probe Technology (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 5

After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png At last, the maiden probing of my newly designed Ultra-Exploro 3000!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Time to go for the record!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png If you have any problems, let me know personally – don't leave negative feedback!
Task: Make Kang Probe Homer (36h, Homer)
Task: Make Kodos 8 Hour Evil Laugh (8h)
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Kang, have you finished probing the fat, bald human? We need to keep moving if you want to break the record!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png No! NO! Homer's butt… it was… NOOOOOOO! I never want to probe again!!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Prizes

Act 1

Image Name Cost
THOH2015 Currency Bundle.png Crafting Resources: Tapped Out Bones.png50Tapped Out Brains.png50Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png50Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png50 Tapped Out Smores.png180
Spooky Cabin.png Spooky Cabin Tapped Out Smores.png540
Pirate Kang.png Pirate Kang Tapped Out Smores.png2,160
Model Donut.png Model Donut Tapped Out Smores.png5,040
Gate to Nowhere.png Gate to Nowhere Tapped Out Smores.png9,270

Act 2

Image Name Cost
THOH2015 Currency Bundle.png Crafting Resources: Tapped Out Bones.png50Tapped Out Brains.png50Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png50Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png50 Template:EGCandieS
Mechanical Ghost.png Mechanical Ghost Template:EGCandieS
Clockwork Bart.png Clockwork Bart Template:EGCandieS
Elder Blimp.png Elder Blimp Template:EGCandieS
Tenta-Corp HQ.png Tenta-Corp HQ Template:EGCandieS

Act 3

Image Name Cost
THOH2015 Currency Bundle.png Crafting Resources: Tapped Out Bones.png50Tapped Out Brains.png50Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png50Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png50 Tapped Out Candy Apples.png180
Apus Apocalypse Jeep.png Apu's Apocalypse Jeep Tapped Out Candy Apples.png540
Holiday Homer.png Holiday Homer Tapped Out Candy Apples.png2,160
U.F.P..png U.F.P. Tapped Out Candy Apples.png5,040
Tapped Out Re-Neducation Center.png Re-Neducation Center Tapped Out Candy Apples.png9,270

Captain Kang

Captain Kang Pt. 1

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Look at my costume! I am a fearsome pirate!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Who would be afraid of that? You are hobbled with wooded pegs for legs.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png I can still run after you!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Can you see with that eye-patch?
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png No, not even a little bit.
Task: Make Pirate Kang Walk on Peg Tentacles (4h)
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I was standing still and you have yet to get close to me.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Captain Kang Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png What else does a pirate do beside clatter about on pegs?
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png I don't know. They seem fond of parrots, perhaps they raise birds.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Your pirate disguise will not be convincing if you do not do your research! This is Halloween! You do not want to blow your cover!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Pirate Kang Research Pirates (4h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png What did you learn of pirates?
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Pirates are fantastic. They rob, pillage and terrorize innocent humans.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png They are like a non-drooly us!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Captain Kang Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Earth-girl, prepare to be pirated! Swash-buckle, swash-buckle!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That is not how pirates talk.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Really, you've met an actual pirate?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, but I've seen my share of seafood commercials.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Teach me!
Task: Make Pirate Kang Talk Like a Pirate (8h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just say, “Y'arrrgh” at the start of every sentence. “Yarrgh, it's a nice day” or “Yarrgh, I'll have a half-caff latte.”
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Urrgh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Yarrrk?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Yeeergh?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why don’t you just go as a hobo?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Captain Kang Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Forget trying to talk like a pirate. I want to pirate like a pirate.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Let us board a ship and take it over!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png This sounds like my kind of fun!
Task: Reach level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance
Task: Make Pirate Kang Pirate a Ship (4h, Squidport Entrance)
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Okay we've got a ship. Do you know how to get it started?
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png I think it is started. I think this is all it does.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png It just floats around? Where is the hyperspace button.
Tapped Out Pirate Kang Icon.png Being a pirate is terrible. But I do like the hat.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The One that Got Away

After unlocking Monel Donut:
If the user has Cecil:
Tapped Out Cecil Icon.png I've done it! My hybrid between human and pastry is alive!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She's the most beautiful woman slash donut I've ever seen.
Tapped Out Model Donut Icon.png Stop drooling over me! All you men see is that I'm a donut with shapely legs.
Tapped Out Model Donut Icon.png What about what's inside? My intelligence and spirit and Bavarian Cream?
Tapped Out Model Donut Icon.png I'll find someone who can appreciate all that I am!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She ran away. I hate when my breakfast does that.
Tapped Out Cecil Icon.png When I decided to create sentient food my critics kept saying, “Consider the ethics!” – At the time, I didn't understand what they meant.
Tapped Out Cecil Icon.png I still don't. Do you know what an “Ethic” is?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All I know is that I'm dipping empty fingers in my coffee.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ow.
If the user doesn't have Cecil:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I've done it! My hybrid between human and pastry is alive!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She's the most beautiful woman slash donut I've ever seen.
Tapped Out Model Donut Icon.png Stop drooling over me! All you men see is that I'm a donut with shapely legs.
Tapped Out Model Donut Icon.png What about what's inside? My intelligence and spirit and Bavarian Cream?
Tapped Out Model Donut Icon.png I'll find someone who can appreciate all that I am!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She ran away. I hate when my breakfast does that.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png When I decided to create sentient food my critics kept saying, “Consider the ethics!” – At the time, I didn't understand what they meant.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I still don't. Do you know what an “Ethic” is?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All I know is that I'm dipping empty fingers in my coffee.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ow.
Task: Make Homer Lament the One That Got Away (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gate to Nowhere

After unlocking Gate to Nowhere:
Task: Place Gate to Nowhere
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ultra-Prankster

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 1

After unlocking Clockwork Bart:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart! You're going to be late for school!
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Just putting lashes on me blinky-see-er.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ugh, not this again.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Can't handle me ultra-pranking? Me ding-dong dashies and what-what?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, that's bad too, but mainly it's that freakin' slangy accent. Soooo tiresome.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Well, I'm off for a bit of whoopity-cushions, rubber-dog-dooey and—
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Just go!
Task: Make Clockwork Bart Go Ultra-Pranking (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png It's been a long morning of joy-buzzering.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png A spot o' moloko-plus ought to perk me back up!
Task: Make Clockwork Bart Drink Milk Plus (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Hey! You are not allowed to drink the little plastic cups of creamer unless you buy coffee.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Oh ho! You've been ultra-pranked.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Prank? That is stealing. Get out before I have you arrested.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Hmmm, Old Man Skinny could use a bit of “Kick Me” signage…
Task: Make Clockwork Bart Ultra-Prank Skinner (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Heh-heh, everyone played “Kick Skinny's Can” and the Principato was none the wiser.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Correction. I am SOME the wiser.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Witnesses said the perp wore a white jumpsuit with a jock strap and derby.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Blast! Me comrades got descriptivo on me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png So you caught me. Wot game are we playin', Skinny? Chalky boards? Apres-school Detentios?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Actually, I'm handing your discipline over to Willie.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Wait, what?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png ‘Tis the only time they let me touch the projector!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png An' I plan to make the most of it!
Task: Make Willie Rehabilitate Bart (4h, Willie's Shack, Bart)
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Oh. God. Sawdust and puke! Unwrapped gum, sticking to a trashcan!
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png A hamster cooked into a radiator grill!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Good Lord, Willie! Where did you get this disturbing footage?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I Go-Pro'ed me typical day. This was jes' this mornin'.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png That's right boy. This is how I live because as a lad, I was a grotty little prank monkey!
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png No! No! Look at what he eats for breakfast!! Nooooo!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey Bart, I still have those fireworks you asked me to hide. When are we going to set them off?
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Never! They're loud and dangerous and did you know that Willie has to sleep standing up?!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What?! But you're the one who got me into fireworks. You can't stop now! I'm addicted to boom!
Task: Make Milhouse convince Bart to go Ultra Pranking (4h, Bart)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png C'mon, my eyebrows haven't been singed off in weeks.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png They are looking a little full… But no.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What's wrong with you?
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Willie was a prankster. Mustn't turn out like Willie.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oh, I see. So you're going to be like Skinner as a child. So you'll turn out like him.
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Holy schnikey, that's ten times worse!
Task: Make Clockwork Bart Ultra-Prank Skinner (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Milhouse provide Bart Moral Support (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Simpson! Stop putting potatoes in my my tail-pipes!
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Gor-blikey! Got'a'bit o' Spuddy-mufflers, eh?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart! Talk normal!
Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon.png Okay.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lobotomy of Love

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Okay boys, Flanders claims to have a new treatment to rehabilitate criminals.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We need to round up some perps.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We're not allowed to racially profile, but we need a lotta guys so we're gonna have to do some kind of profiling…
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png People with bad haircuts, people with the number seven in their license.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Why don't we just look for people committing crimes?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png How are we gonna do that? With our special eagle-eyes? Get real.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just pull over all the purple cars, Lou.
Task: Make Wiggum Set Up Mandatory Checkpoints [x2] (1h, Re-Neducation Center)
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ay, yi, yi! I'm being arrested for being a bee!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png You can't put someone in the brink for having tartar sauce on his jacket!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What? You're pulling me over ‘cause I'm ugly?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You know, that actually makes sense. I get that.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Welcome Crim-diddley-iminal! How'd ya like some milk and cookies?
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Whoa, that's totally kind of you.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, I believe that a warm cookie is like a hug for your insides.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And I believe this milk has a powerful sedative so you won't be awake during the procedure!
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Oh. That makes total senz-z-z-z-z
Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Enjoy Milk and Cookies (2h, Re-Neducation Center)
Task: Make Flanders Operate the Smile Machine (4h, Re-Neducation Center)
Tapped Out Snake Smile Icon.png Can't stop smiling!!
Tapped Out Snake Smile Icon.png Incredibly painful!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You might be hurting on the inside, but on the outside you're a ray of sunshine! The procedure was a complete success!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Wow, these ex-criminals seem like completely different people.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Cheerful, happy… though they do fall to the ground a lot, clutching their heads in pain.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But their frowns are permanently upside-down!
Task: Send Criminals to Get Re-Neducated [x3] (2h, Re-Neducation Center)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Uh, we've just noticed the smiling criminals are still committing crimes.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png In fact, they have become even more violent than before…
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I think we should use this on children next.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Flanders, did someone use this procedure on you?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png If they did, I'd be ding-dong-diddley glad they did!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crafting

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After completing The Call of the Campfire Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Kodos, my sister! The Meal Of Reckoning is almost upon us! Relatives throughout this Universe shall gather in this place for fellowship.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png And this place is a mess!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png It is time we talk about your hoarding.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I am not a hoarder! I just feel safer surrounded by tottering stacks of past years' Halloween junk.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png But I can be reasonable: I'll get rid of old stuff by trading it for this year's spooky crap.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png But then we'll be surrounded by tottering stacks of this year's crap.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png IT'S BAD LUCK NOT TO BE!
THOH2015 Crafting Menu.png
Task: Craft the Spooky Grove
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1:
Task: Craft the Spooky House
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 2:
Task: Craft Hugo
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 3:
Task: Craft the Wailing Wall
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 5

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 4:
Task: Craft Halloween Balloons
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 6

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 5:
Task: Craft the Jack-O-Lantern
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 7

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 6:
Task: Craft the Spooky Wall
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 8

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 7:
Task: Craft the Biohazard Tower
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 9

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 8:
Task: Craft the Biohazard Wall
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 10

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 9:
Task: Craft U.B.O.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

My Brother's Keeper

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart, please bring dinner up to your evil twin brother, Hugo.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Mo-om! I'M the evil twin! He's the good one! Gawd! I never forget your thing!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Also, why can't Dad do it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That USED to be my job, but you had to go drag the secret into the light.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now stop arguing and feed your non-evil brother that we still keep locked in the attic for some reason.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Fine.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, Hugo, here's your grub.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Would you like to join me? I don't mind sharing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sure, what are we having?
Task: Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads (4h)
Task: Make Bart Lose his Lunch (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Man, my life is terrible. Every single day, my parents make me bathe and brush my teeth.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And I gotta lug this gross bucket of fish goo upstairs.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png You do realize that the bucket of grossness is my only food.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png And your lugging it up here, my only human interaction?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's your point?
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png I think my life is far more difficult.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's not a contest.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But if it was, I'd win.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Wanna switch?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png In a heartbeat.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Wow. You are not smart.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know you are, but what am I?
Task: Make Hugo Clean his Room (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Sleep in Simpson Attic (24h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, did you notice that Hugo and Bart have switched lives?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, I figured they were doing one of those “Prince and the Pauper” dealios.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Should we let them? It's so cliché.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They'll grow tired of it or they'll permanently switch. The point is: I don't care.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 3

After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Today I'm going to walk in the sunshine and feel the breeze riffle my hair.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And I'm going to lurk in the shadows and thump on the walls.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Then after lunch I'll let my diseased mind come up with new ways to sin against nature by combining two species.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png ‘Kay. Have fun!
Task: Make Hugo Walk the Pigeon Rat (12h)
Task: Make Bart Practice Stitching Things Together (1h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Oh, Pigeon-Rat? Can you believe we are finally free to scurry/fly where we please?
Tapped Out Pigeon Rat Icon.png *Please let go! We long for death and freedom from the smell of your horrible lunches.*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 4

After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png How are you enjoying the attic?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Great! I sewed together Radioactive Man and Malibu Stacy.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Nice workmanship. Soon you can move on to live subjects.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, if you're not evil, how could you do that? It seems so cruel?
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png No, they love it. My pigeon and my rat begged me to sew them together!
Tapped Out Pigeon Rat Icon.png *No we didn't, we begged him to stop! He doesn't understand pigeon or rat!*
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Well, I'm off to school! I'm going to try to make something called, “friends!”
Task: Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads (4h)
Task: Make Youngsters Eat Lunch at their Desks [x5] (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Bart Try to Eat Fish Heads (4h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Why am I the only child eating his lunch in the cafeteria?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png We don't like your smelly lunch.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Also, we reject you because you are different.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Principal Skinner said we're allowed to be so cruel!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png No, I said, "Children can be so cruel." I was making a statement, not giving permission!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png However, Hugo, your stinky lunch does make me think that you are gross and stinky.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 5

After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png I had a terrible day.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know what will fix it…
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png Why is that box setup like an operating table?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We should never have been separated! We are the two things that must be sewn together!
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png No, I don't want to be stitched to you! Mom! Dad! Lisa! Help!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, keep it down. Don't make me go up there!
Task: Make Bart Try to Sew him and Hugo Together (4h, Simpson House, Hugo)
Task: Make Homer Go Up There (2h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If you two can't be quiet I will have to separate you. So don't sew yourself to your brother!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's not fair. I'll never be a whole person because Hugo has all of my goodness.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png And you have all of my coolness! Life is hard for all of us.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait, I have all the coolness?
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png What good is goodness when dealing with jerky kids? You're evil so you don't care if they like you which makes you cool. Which makes them like you.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png In my short time in the world I have learned.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png People are jerks.
Tapped Out Hugo Icon.png I'd like to go back to lurking in the shadows now.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Knock yourself out.
Task: Make Bart Realize it's Good to Be Bad (2h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Hugo Sleep in Simpson Attic (24h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spooky Campfire Level Up

Getting Wood

Getting Wood Pt. 1

After completing The Call Of The Campfire Pt. 8:
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 4
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Wood Pt. 2

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 1:
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 5
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Wood Pt. 3

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 2:
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 10
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Wood Pt. 4

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 3:
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 15
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Wood Pt. 5

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 4:
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 20
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Wood Pt. 6

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 5:
Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire 5 Times
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Daily Challenges

Day Task Reward
October 12th at 9am BST to October 19th at 9am BST
1 Tell a Scary Story at the Spooky Campfire [x4] Tapped Out Bones.png100
2 Squish Zombies [x15] Tapped Out Brains.png100
3 Make Youngsters Make S'mores [x15] Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png50 Tapped Out Brains.png50
4 Craft a Prize Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png100
5 Squish Snakes [x100] Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png100
October 19th at 9am BST to October 26th at 8am GMT
1 Upgrade the Spooky Campfire Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png100
2 Make Hugo Make S'mores Tapped Out Bones.png100
3 Squish Bunnies [x100] Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png100
4 Craft a Prize Tapped Out Brains.png100
5 Tell a Scary Story at the Spooky Campfire [x4] Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png50 Tapped Out Bones.png50

Conform-o-meter impact

Building or Item Rating Points
Spooky Campfire Gluttony 10
Spooky Tree Tree-hugging 90
Dead Tree 80
Spooky Cabin 10
The Grand Pumpkin
Spooky Tent 5
Bramble Hedge 1
Re-Neducation Center Obedience 10
Tenta-Corp HQ Consumerism 10
House of Evil
Elder Blimp 5
Mechanical Ghost
Halloween Balloons 1
Spooky House Indolence 10
Portal to Rigel 7
Bad Dream House
Gate to Nowhere
Biohazard Tower
Donut Torture Device
Rigellian Queen
Biohazard Wall 1
Pet Cemetary Vanity 100
U.F.P.
The Impossible Tower 50
Victorian UFO
Jack-O-Lantern 90
Spooky Shed 10
Apu's Apocalypse Jeep Righteousness 3
Mausoleum NONE NONE
Spooky Grove
Official Halloween HQ Unknown Unknown

Building or Item Rating Points Bonus $ & XP
The Shinning Maze Vanity 100 2.25%
Wailing Wall 500
Cauldron 200
Spooky Wall 10 0.5%
Hollow Snake Trunk 1500 2.75%
Freakmobile 350 0.75%
Ancient Ruins Indolence 10 2.25%
Wavy-arm Elder God 0.5%
Halloween Party Wall Consumerism 5 0.1%
Lightup Elder God 1%

Other changes made

October 6 Update (4.17.0;"v4_17_THOH2015","4_17_NewUserPowerUpsTHOH2015")

  • 4.17.0
  • "v4_17_THOH2015"
  • "4_17_NewUserPowerUpsTHOH2015"

  • The app icon and splash screen were changed to new ones for the event.
  • The ambience music was changed to a new one for the event.
  • A new Leaderboard was added for the event.
  • The town landing point was moved to the Spooky Campfire.
  • Friend visit's icon was changed to Radioactive Milhouse and Clockwork Bart.
  • BBQ Pig, Fortress of Chocliture, Marge Tetherball Statue, Red Electric Car, Blue Electric Car, Yellow Electric Car, Quimborgini, Rat Trap Delivery Truck, Book Burning Mobile, Murderpuss, Canyonero, Bart's Big Wheel, Nightmare Pile, Garbage Truck, Bloodmobile, Rainbow Flag, Rainbow Tree, Pride Billboard, Blue Nerd Knight, Blue Nerd Warrior, Blue Nerd Mage, Blue Nerd Rogue, Red Nerd Knight, Red Nerd Warrior, Red Nerd Mage, Red Nerd Rogue, Rocket Car, Itchy & Stratchy Billboard, Caged Tom Turkey and The Homer no longer loop animations.
  • Monorail Tracks' overlay was changed.
  • Job Manager changed from requiring Job Manager triggered to having started Between Jobs Pt. 1 and is disabled for the lenght of the event.
  • Kwik-E-Mart, Krusty Burger, Moe's Tavern were added to the Businesses Visitable group.
  • Witch Marge cost changed from Donut Tapped Out.png90 to Donut Tapped Out.png75.
  • Devil Flanders cost changed from Donut Tapped Out.png75 to Donut Tapped Out.png120.
  • Cauldron cost changed from Donut Tapped Out.png75 to Donut Tapped Out.png25 and is no longer associated with Witch Marge.
  • A new promo for new user conversion has been added but is not active.
  • Flanders The Devil no longer requires "The Black Hole Pt. 4" to be completed, instead requires Level 6 and not having done the quest.
  • Bad Dream House questline is restarted for those that already completed it.
  • Placing the Victorian UFO now yields XP.png200, cost changed from Donut Tapped Out.png35 to Donut Tapped Out.png60.
  • Freakmobile cost changed from Donut Tapped Out.png35 to Donut Tapped Out.png60.
  • Just the Two of Us now requires Kang and Kodos to be active.
  • The Day Springfield Stood Still now requires Kodos's Crashed UFO and for Act 1 of the Treehouse of Horror 2015 to be active.
  • Portal to Rigel 7 cost changed from Donut Tapped Out.png100 to Donut Tapped Out.png75.
  • Placing Rigellian Queen now yields XP.png100 and costs Donut Tapped Out.png100.
  • Placing Donut Torture Device now yields XP.png80 and costs Donut Tapped Out.png80.
  • Placing The Grand Pumpin now yields XP.png60 and costs Donut Tapped Out.png60.
  • If You Can't Beat 'Em, Hilarium now requires Kang and/or Kodos.
  • Tree-hugging decorations and Springfield Falls changed to Halloween look.
  • The unreleased Hide/Show All icon was added, enabling hiding the Hide items list on Edit mode.
  • Ninja Homer's Smash Up Flanders House (4h) now yields Tapped Out Snake Eggs.png4.
  • Count Burns's Rest in Peace (24h) now yields Tapped Out Brains.png24.
  • Mayan Marge's Chant an Ancient Song (8h) now yields Tapped Out Bunny Ears.png8.
  • Shadow Knight Bart's Go on a Killing Spree (12h) now yields Tapped Out Bones.png12.
  • Pet Cemetary's job changed to Breeding Bunnies and now spawns 10 Bunnies every 10h.
  • Mausoleum's job changed to Reviving Skeletons and now spawns 8 Skeletons every 8h.
  • Freakmobile's job changed to Resurrecting Zombies and now spawns 12 Disco Zombies every 12h.
  • Hollow Snake Trunk now spawns 12 Snakes every 12h.

October 7 Update ("4_17_THOH2015_Patch1_PostLaunch")

  • Fixed The Call of the Campfire Pt. 3 not completing.

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