Krustonia
Krustonia
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Krustonia is a country that Krusty created in order to skip paying his taxes.
History[edit]
During a meeting with his accountants, Krusty was told that he would have to pay his taxes for the year and that there was no way he could skip out on paying them. Not wanting to have his money taken away, Krusty decides to ask Bart to come up with an idea on how to keep his cash. Having just recently watched a video about the Boston Tea Party in school, Bart suggests that Krusty should make his own country, one that wouldn't have any taxes.
Krusty quickly began advertising his new country, putting up posters and filming commercials. After more people show up than expected, Krusty almost calls the whole thing off, until Bart convinces him to go through with it. Soon enough, Krusty gathered enough trailers to house the residents and food to feed them. Everything was quickly set up outside his mansion. Meanwhile, Chief Wiggum and the rest of the Springfield police force began a stake out at the mansion, waiting for it to all blow over.
Although things ran smoothly at first, it didn't take long before some of the residents became concerned. Within two weeks, the government got involved, and sent down a federal marshal to take care of the situation. After cutting the power to Krusty's mansion, the marshal joins Wiggum in waiting. With the power gone the citizens grow even more disgruntled, and soon rebel against Krusty after Lisa discovers that the salamis they'd been eating for weeks were actually made from tadpoles. At the same time Principal Skinner shows up dressed in his army uniform, alongside four other soldiers. He had come to collect an overdue book from the library, which Lisa held. Skinner and the soldiers then break down the gate and storm the mansion.
As his mansion burns to the ground, Krusty and his crew escape in a clown car, and he begrudginly tells his assistant to send in his taxes.
Citizens[edit]
These are the people that Krusty convinced to live in Krustonia:
- Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson
- Milhouse, Luann, and Kirk Van Houten
- Lenny Leonard
- Carl Carlson
- Elizabeth Hoover
- Otto Mann
- Professor John Frink
- Cletus and Brandine Spuckler
- Sam
- Barney Gumble
- Herman Hermann
- Moe Szyslak
- "Just stamp the ticket" man
