Two Days, Two Circles

"Two Days, Two Circles"

Song Information Singers: Bob Joyce Amick Byram Characters: Itchy Wise Old Cat Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Matt Selman Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"

"Two Days, Two Circles" is a song from Stab-A-Lot. It is sung by Baby Itchy and a wise old cat.

Lyrics

Cast:

Itchy, Scratchy, Itchy Itchy, Scratchy.

Itchy, Scratchy, Itchy Itchy, Scratchy.

Wise Old Cat:

From the day you are born in the alley,

To the day you are hit by a car.

There's cream to drink and mice to eat,

And great big balls of ya-a-a-a-rn.

It's the circle, the circle of-

Baby Itchy:

Knife!

Behind the Laughter

"Two Days, Two Circles" is a parody of "Circle of Life" from The Lion King. It is part of the ""King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley" track from the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies