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Season 1

Image	Episode	Title
	"Homer's Odyssey"	Simpson Says Safe!
	Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson
	Homer Simpson Strikes Again!
	Watch Out, Here Comes Homer
	Enough Already Homer Simpson!

Season 2

Image	Episode	Title
	"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"	Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility
	Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole?;Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap;Count The Eyes,Mr Burns!
	Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation
	Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish in Every Pot?
	Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls
	Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent
	Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing
	"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"	Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958
	"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"	Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee
	Another Smart Move by Burns
	Hooray for Burns!

Season 3

Image	Episode	Title
	"Stark Raving Dad"	Michael Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy
	"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"	Never Too Busy...
	"When Flanders Failed"	President Declares World Peace
	President Homer Declares World Peace
	President Simpson Wins Super Bowl
	"Bart the Murderer"	Principal Still Missing: Police Search for Body
200px	Principal Murder Trail Begins Today
	Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt
	Sentencing Today For Dinky Don
	"Treehouse of Horror II"	World Peace Declared
	Monster Okay Slavery Plan
200px	"Flaming Moe's"	Wizard of Walnut Street
200px	"Radio Bart"	Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
	"Dog of Death"	Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

Season 4

Image	Episode	Title
	"Lisa the Beauty Queen"	Lisa Kicks Butt
200px	Queen to Mayor: You're Next; Nerds Pummeled in Football Melee
	"Treehouse of Horror III"	Woman Weds Ape; "Woody Allen" Born
	"Lisa's First Word"	Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef
	"Marge vs. the Monorail"	Burns Pays City 3 Mil!
	"Krusty Gets Kancelled"	Who is Gabbo?
	Five Days 'til Gabbo
200px	Gabbo Here Today
200px	Quimby Re-elected by Landslide; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor
	Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired
	Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation

Season 5

Image	Episode	Title
200px	"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"	Snow Storm Hits the Midwest
200px	"Rosebud"	Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan
200px	"Homer the Vigilante"	Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony
	Burglar Strikes Again; Is Nothing Safe?
200px	Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch
	"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"	Local Gays Show Their Pride
200px	"Homer Loves Flanders"	Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery
	"Bart Gets an Elephant"	KBBL Cheats Straight A Student !!!
	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"	Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong

Season 6

Image	Episode	Title
200px	"Sideshow Bob Roberts"	Bob Pardon #1 Local Issue; Edges Out No Fat Chicks Ordinance
	Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?
	Toddlers Topple Mayor; Expressway Halt Rankes Elderly
	"Bart's Comet"	Prez Sez: School is For Losers
	Boy Discovers Comet
	Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail; Mayor Visits City
200px	"A Star Is Burns"	Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America
	"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"	Awful School is Awful Rich
	Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

Season 7

Image	Episode	Title
	"Radioactive Man"	Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy?
	Milhouse Disappears; Movie On Hold
	Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer
	"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"	America Loves Ted Kennedy
	40 Trampled at Poco Concert
	"Mother Simpson"	Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short
	"Lisa the Iconoclast"	Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry
	"The Day the Violence Died"	Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family
	"A Fish Called Selma"	Page Ten: Troy a Little Tenderness; Look Who's Drunk
	Troy Weds
	"22 Short Films About Springfield"	Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead
	"Much Apu About Nothing"	Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot, Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet
	Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign

Season 8

Image	Episode	Title
	"You Only Move Twice"	Supervillain Seizes the East Coast
	"The Homer They Fall"	Champ to Whale on Local Man
	"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer"	Kickin' Back; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend
	"The Springfield Files"	Human Blimp sees Flying Saucer
200px	"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"	Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While
	"Brother from Another Series"	Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment
	"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"	Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Threaten To Leave Town
	City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline
	Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred by Banner
	Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops
	"The Old Man and the Lisa"	Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad

Season 9

Image	Episode	Title
	"Treehouse of Horror VIII"	Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective
	"Realty Bites"	Gruesome murders at Socialite's House; Mrs. Astor Safe
	"The Joy of Sect"	Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Adult Lifestyle Section
	"The Last Temptation of Krust"	Dog kills cat, Self
No Photo Available ...	"Trash of the Titans"	New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at it Again
	Simpson wins in landslide; Says "Crazy Promises" the Key
	"Natural Born Kissers"	Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life

Season 10

Image	Episode	Title
	"Homer to the Max"	It's War
No Photo Available ...	Tax Hire Approved
	"The Old Man and the "C" Student"	Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

Season 11

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"	Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born
200px	"Eight Misbehavin'"	Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic!
	"Behind the Laughter"	Feds to Simps: Pay up!
	That's All, Folks!

Season 12

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"Lisa the Tree Hugger"	Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to Stems and Seeds
No Photo Available ...	"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"	Web Snoops Exposes Pool Hustle
No Photo Available ...	"Simpson Safari"	Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies
	"Trilogy of Error"	First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnickers Reach Last-Minute Accord

Season 13

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Parent Rap"	Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined
	"Brawl in the Family"	Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie
	"Half-Decent Proposal"	Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield
No Photo Available ...	"Weekend at Burnsie's"	Medical Marijuana Outlawed
	"The Frying Game"	HO. J. SIMPSON Trial Starts Today
	"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"	Heat Wave Continues

Season 14

Image	Episode	Title
	"Large Marge"	Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3–28 TV Clown Saves Day
	"Special Edna"	Teacher Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind? ... Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso
	"A Star Is Born Again"	Lonely Men Die Early
	"Three Gays of the Condo"	Bumblebee Man Caught in Sting
	"Old Yeller-Belly"	LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale of the Pup
	"The Bart of War"	Cavalry Kids Lead Charge in Cleanup; President Shoots Wife
	"Moe Baby Blues"	Baby Saved by Local Hero, Not Father; Man's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's

Season 15

Image	Episode	Title
	"My Mother the Carjacker"	Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd
	Cranford Man Missing
	Drought Threatens to Turn West into Desert
	Peace Talks Break Down
	Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza
No Photo Available ...	"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"	"Families Come First" On Ballot - Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show
No Photo Available ...	"Families Come First" Wrong for Springfield
No Photo Available ...	Costs Too Much, Does Too Little
No Photo Available ...	"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"	Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Years; Local Bully to Homer "Haw Haw"
No Photo Available ...	"Bart-Mangled Banner"	U-ASS-A
No Photo Available ...	"Fraudcast News"	Beloved Hero Cheats Death
No Photo Available ...	Lisa's a Total Whacko, Implies Father
No Photo Available ...	Lisa Loves Milhouse

Season 16

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"All's Fair in Oven War"	Father of Eight Missing
No Photo Available ...	"Mommie Beerest"	Triple Murder at Moe's
No Photo Available ...	"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"	Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage
No Photo Available ...	Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers
No Photo Available ...	"Pranksta Rap"	Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot
No Photo Available ...	Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car
No Photo Available ...	Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree
No Photo Available ...	Commission: Wiggum Sucks
No Photo Available ...	Hail Drought Continues; Tin Roofs Undented
No Photo Available ...	"The Seven-Beer Snitch"	God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices
No Photo Available ...	"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"	Local Father,Son May Switch Religions

Season 17

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"A Star Is Torn"	L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield!
No Photo Available ...	10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon
No Photo Available ...	L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists

Season 18

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"Marge Gamer"	Couch Gag Thrills Nation
No Photo Available ...	"Million Dollar Abie"	Old Man Beats Meat
No Photo Available ...	"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"	Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
No Photo Available ...	"Treehouse of Horror XVII"	Bullies Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice
No Photo Available ...200px	Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield
No Photo Available ...	"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"	Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tomorrow We Don't

Season 20

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"Treehouse of Horror XIX"	Christmas Occurs
No Photo Available ...	"The Burns and the Bees"	Honey Famine Continues

Season 21

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"Rednecks and Broomsticks"	Wiccan Curse Blinds Half The Town; Newspaper Sales Plunge 50 Percent
No Photo Available ...	"Thursdays with Abie"	Out of the Mouth of Abe
No Photo Available ...	Curly to Shemp: You're Out
No Photo Available ...	Bike Wheels Now Same Size
No Photo Available ...	"The Squirt and the Whale"	Storm Batters Town; Meterologists Suspect Child's Prayer

Season 22

Image	Episode	Title
No Photo Available ...	"The Fight Before Christmas"	Allied Armies Advance
No Photo Available ...	"Treehouse of Horror XXII"	Latest Victims
No Photo Available ...	"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"	2½ Stars - For Fans Only

Season 26

Image	Episode	Title
	"Walking Big & Tall"	Library Demolished
	Sinkhole Swallows Minor League All-Star Game
	Blimp Disaster! Historic Theater Red-Tagged
	"My Fare Lady"	War In Mideast Peace In Midwest
	"The Kids Are All Fight"	Cop Surrenders To Scarecrow

Specials

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Simpsons Guy"	Pawtucket Brewery To Shut Down Thousands To Lose Jobs
	Families Need Jobs To Eat And Live
	Newspaper Headlines Can Stir Feelings Of Pity

Comics

Image	Story	Title
No Photo Available ...	How the Vest Was Won!	Heroic Local Boy Bert Stimpson Saves Playmate Wilson Mumps
No Photo Available ...	Dial "M" for Milhouse	Campfire Kid Ruins Scout Jamboree
No Photo Available ...	Batboy Robs Ballgame
No Photo Available ...	Rubber Lad Bounces Mayor
No Photo Available ...	A Brand New Smithers	Local Buffoon To Head Nuke Plant
	Dolls Well That Ends Well	Classic spit-take revealed as secret to longevity