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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 33 content update

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Template:Semi The The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 33 content update is an content update which added Arnie Pye, Lou, Eddie and a K9 Officer to the game, along with a building and several decorations. It was released on August 15, 2013.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by Dr. Nick

Level Up Message
Level33.png

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
150px Arnie Pye Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png
150px Eddie Tapped Out Eddie New Character.png
150px Lou Tapped Out Lou New Character.png
150px K9 Officer Tapped Out K9 Officer New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped out Springfield wax museum.png Springfield Wax Museum 24h Cash276,000 33
Tapped Out The sunsphere.png The Sun Sphere 3d Cash750,000 5

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Little lady of justice.png Little Lady Justice Donut75
Tapped Out Swat Van.png S.W.A.T. Van Cash225,000 Eddie
Lou
33
Tapped Out Training wall.png Training Wall Cash270 33

Gameplay [1][2]

Level 33

Bad Cops Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
Snake I’m totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond!
Snake But first, I’ll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 1" which is to "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Bad Cops Pt. 2

Apu Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?
Wiggum I’m not about the past, Apu. I’m all about what the future holds.
Wiggum And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.
Apu This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing.
Apu I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!
Wiggum What kind of exposé?
Apu Hard-hitting!
Wiggum *gasp* No need for that! I’ll round up the troops.
Wiggum I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back... which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 2" which is to "Place the S.W.A.T. Van". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Place Tapped Out Swat Van.png
New Characters Tapped Out Eddie New Character.pngTapped Out Lou New Character.png

Bad Cops Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Eddie & Lou, good to have you back.
Wiggum Everyone’s been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.
Eddie What, like “Avenue Q”?
Wiggum No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets?
Wiggum Now, I don’t want to do a lot of patrolling because there’s no guarantee anyone will see us doing it.
Wiggum So I’m setting up a physical training exercise.
Wiggum That way the citizens will have something to watch... and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 3" which is to "Place Training Wall" and "Make Eddie Train for Action". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.
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Bad Cops Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Bad news. Quimby’s jumped on this ridiculous “let’s catch criminals” bandwagon.
Wiggum He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.
Lou Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.
Wiggum Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things... like milkshakes.
Wiggum Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let’s see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Study Evidence", "Make Wiggum Icon Eat at Krusty Burger", and "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 and 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash250 and XP47 in reward.

Bad Cops Pt. 5

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Eddie Chief, I got a read -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.
Wiggum Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They’re rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine.
Lou Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway.
Wiggum Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate.
The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.
Lou So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?
Wiggum Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletus don’t, don’t, doesn’t sell them.
Wiggum He’s orry, so we’re not preshing chargesh.
Lou But Chief!
Wiggum Help me get ‘em inside. I’m a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I’m… yesh! I’m starting to go blind.

Code Brown

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Marge! Flanders’ wifi is out again, so I can’t watch Netflix!
Marge Well I’m not asking him to turn his modem on and off again – it’s embarrassing. Have you seen Bart?
Homer I saw him with Milhouse. They were unsupervised, so I’m sure they’re fine.
Marge Go find him. I don’t want him to get in trouble with the authorities again.
Marge He's already got two strikes against him... and God knows how many foul balls.
Homer Fine, I'll go look for him... as far as you know.
Marge What was that?
Homer Nothing. Love you, sweetie.
The player receives "Code Brown" which is to "Make Homer Break Into The Brown House and Watch TV", "Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House", "Make Cletus Harvest Copper Wire in the Brown House", and "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". Homer's task takes 3 minutes, Bart's task takes 2 hours, Wiggum's task takes 6 hours, Cletus's task takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash576 and XP129 in reward.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 1

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Eddie Mr. Simpson? We'd like to question you about a local “brown house” which seems to be the center of some minor felonies.
Homer It certainly has!
Homer That's why I came over to investigate. The door was wide open, the TV was already on, and the wifi was streaming real smooth.
Eddie What about the fridge being raided, the beer cans strewn all over, and the wall-to-wall carpeting you pulled off the floor to use as a blanket?
Homer I get cold when I watch TV drunk.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.
Lou So after thirty seconds, Homer not only implicated himself, but just about everyone else in town.
Lou That brown house is a locus of break-ins, vandalism, and theft.
Wiggum File it under “boring,” Lou... just like your use of the word “locus.”
Wiggum We won’t have to do all the other arrests if we can just solve some big, flashy crimes. And that’ll still placate Quimby.
Lou You get to use “placate,” but I can’t use “locus”?
Wiggum I have the gravitas to pull it off. Now catch me a “Dexter” so we can “Shawshank” him!

Unusual Suspects Pt. 2

After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark
Lou Everyone in Springfield is involved in some kind of petty crime.
Eddie Yeah, but Chief says we need to find something big -- some super-dangerous criminal.
Lou Uh… my gun’s been jammed for a couple of years.
Eddie I don't even know where mine is. Let's go get a jaywalker or two.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lou Pursue Criminals", and "Make Eddie Track Down Criminals". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 3

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

This is Kent Brockman, reporting on the dramatic surge in police action in Springfield.
Wiggum There’s no “dramatic surge,” Kent.
Wiggum What happened is I switched our coffee from decaf to regular. It gave some of our officers the jitters, but they're moving a lot faster.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

But what about all the law-abiding citizens being arrested for seemingly meaningless violations?
Wiggum Kent, you can’t call any law meaningless! We don’t rank laws. A kidnapping is no more important than a broken taillight.
Wiggum Actually, can I change that last thing I said?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

We’re live.
Wiggum Nuts. I’m very tired, Kent. I think my coffee high wore off.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 3" which is to "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash325 and XP65 in reward.

Moe Town

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe All right, ya bums, last call!
Barney But it’s only ten o’clock, which means I can still read the clock, which means I’ve only begun to get drunk.
Moe I got a date, if you must know.
Barney Ooooh. Is it serious?
Moe No, she don’t know nothin’ about it. I’m scoping her out for when she does become available.
Moe Then I’ll be able to tell her that I spied on her for years. Love is best when done as a long con, Barn.
The player receives "Moe Town" which is to "Make Moe Spy on Midge". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.
Lou Hey, Chief, what’s Moe doing there in the bushes? He looks pretty suspicious.
Wiggum Oh, he’s just spying on Marge. That’s his hobby. It’s good for him – keeps him out of trouble.
Wiggum Now, when Eddie gets back from his date, I want you and him to look for big crime!
Lou Who’s Eddie on a date with?
Wiggum Not your ex-wife Amy! And even if it were, she definitely wouldn’t be wearing that red dress you got her for Valentine’s Day.
Lou I feel like I’m going to be sick.
Wiggum Not on your uniform, please. We only get reimbursed for getting blood stains out.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Well, well, well. If it isn’t our old pal Snake, aka Jailbird. Or Jailbird, aka Snake. Search him, Eddie!
Wiggum Got a stack of papers on you, huh, Snake? What are they, rolling papers, or contracts to take out hits?
Snake Dude, no. They’re just blank insurance policies.
Snake I’m a legitimate life insurance salesman now.
Wiggum I’ve never been able pass a life insurance physical. I’ve got a touch of diabetes. And gout.
Wiggum Oh, and I’m a policeman who’s been shot five times. All right, on your way!
Snake Later, Dude.
Snake Excuse me, old man… I can get you a primo deal on a life insurance policy.
Snake Just write, “Snake,” on that beneficiary line and I’ll make sure your family gets the money.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 4" which is to "Make Snake Con Money from Old People". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.

Unusual Suspects Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Nice job hitting your arrest numbers, boys.
Wiggum I love quotas -- keeping the city safe by hitting meaningless statistical targets.
Lou If it’s all the same, Chief, I’d like to follow up on some old witness reports. I think some of these cases are low-hanging fruit.
Wiggum Oh, don’t you love when it hangs low? You don’t have to get up on your tippy-toes, or raise your arms. God I hate raising my arms.
The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Interview Suspects". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 1

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Chief Wiggum, I congratulate you on your exemplary work keeping petty crimes in check.
Wiggum Thank you, Fat Tony.
Wiggum Now you don’t have any unpaid traffic tickets, illegal fireworks, or anything of that kind I need to look into, do you?
Fat Tony Absolutely not. All my crimes are of an unpetty nature.
Fat Tony Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things that need trafficking.
Wiggum Oh, sure. Everybody’s got important things to do. Me, I’ve gotta to mail back Sarah’s Zappos shoes.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 1" which is to "Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Perform a Hit". Fat Tony's task takes 12 hours and Legs and Louie's task takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash1,070 and XP250 in reward.

Crackdown Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we’re men?
Lou I think they’re less likely to because we’re cops.
Wiggum No really, I think I’m onto something here. Which is why I’ve decided that tonight, I’m going undercover as a woman!
Eddie Actually, you’ve been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that…
Wiggum What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn.
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Crackdown Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit.
Wiggum And they don’t even have police there anymore.
Lou But Chief, who do we arrest? We’ve already nailed the people who’ve actually committed crimes.
Wiggum I heard the word “actually” in there, Lou. Let’s change that.
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 2" which is to "Make Criminals Serve Time (x20)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash100 and XP10 in reward for the quest.
After sending Apu
Apu While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children.
After sending Barney
Barney I love jail. Prison wine is a better than Moe’s beer and I don’t get beat up after I pass out.
After sending Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns What ho, hoosegow-mates! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium?
Mr. Burns Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me?
After sending Cletus
Cletus An inside outhouse what’s got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place I’s ever been in!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark!
After sending Dr. Hibbert
Dr. Hibbert I'm telling you, it wasn't a drug deal! I gave Chester the money to fix my shed.
After sending Dr. Nick
Dr. Nick Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside.
Dr. Nick I can make you look like George Clooney... although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. But any Clooney is good, right?
After sending Duffman
Duffman Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no!
After sending Prof. Frink
Professor Frink If you might permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent the crime from ever being committed.
Professor Frink Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no!
After sending Grampa
Grampa Why? I didn’t kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream.
Grampa Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars?
After sending Homer
Homer I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store.
After sending Brockman

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

You cannot subdue the media!
After sending Mrs. Krabappel

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Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I'll go anywhere as long as it's not back to that school.
After sending Krusty
Krusty I can’t be in jail -- I’m a celebrity! What if no one recognizes me?!
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy Lord, I’ve been in your service for fifteen years. I’ve prayed to you every day.
Rev. Lovejoy Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get me out of this friggin’ stinkhole?!
After sending Luigi
Luigi Thrown in jail like-a spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a!
After sending Marge
Marge I know that I didn’t come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car’s transmission falls out when you do that.
After sending Moe
Moe I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain’t that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement!
After sending Hans Moleman
Hans Moleman I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.
After sending Ned
Ned Just to be clear, roomie, you’d like me to point this soap that’s been carved to looked like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner?
Ned And he knows that this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes!
After sending Otto
Otto That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano?
After sending Quimby
Quimby Outside these walls I'm the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights.
After sending Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio My dear officers, when I get out, I’ll double your salaries to come work for me, and we’ll take over the world!
Hank Scorpio Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you’d like.
After sending Sideshow Mel
Sideshow Mel I have started a Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting the Theatricum Prisonicum!
After sending Skinner
Skinner Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank
Skinner So you can forget that strip search that you’re about to… doooooooooooooooo!
After sending Smithers
Smithers My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I’m one hundred and fifteen years old and I’m ready to serve my time.
After sending Snake
Snake I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals... but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment!
After sending Wiggum
Wiggum Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me.
Wiggum Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.
After sending Willie
Willie I had me choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy.

  • Note: Herman can also be sent to prison, although he won't say anything.

Crackdown Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Great work, boys! We’ve made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D.
Lou But, Chief, we haven’t gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony.
Wiggum You know I’d like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding.
Wiggum So instead we’re going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system.
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 3" which is to "Make Youth Serve Time (x6)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash100 and XP10 in reward for the quest.
After sending Bart
Bart Whoa, this is like Scared Straight... but without the tutoring and talks from mentors. I could get used to this!
After sending Kearney
Kearney I keep telling you people, I’m not a kid! I HAVE a kid. Take him instead!
After sending Lisa
Lisa I'm following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wonder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too?
After sending Martin
Martin Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me!
After sending Milhouse
Milhouse I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America’s Top Runway Model!
After sending Nelson
Nelson Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff.
After sending Ralph
Ralph This camp smells hurty.
After sending Squeaky Voiced Teen

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Can I put this on my resume as an internship?

Crackdown Pt. 4

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark

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This is Kent Brockman reporting.

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Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions.

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It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children…
Wiggum Our newsmen.

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Exactly! Wait, what?
Wiggum Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we’re going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 4" which is to "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.

Crackdown Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn’t work out as well as I thought it would.
Lou We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens.
Wiggum You’re right. Like missing their social studies unit at school.
Wiggum I hear that it’s about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get.
Lou I don’t know if they’re so great.
Lou They lived in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles.
Wiggum They were happy, Lou! Isn’t that more important than having a tile roof? Geez!
Wiggum Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo!
The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Teach Reform School", "Make Bart Attend Reform School", and "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash625 and XP145 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby I hope that with all the increased police activity, you aren’t having any trouble, er, conducting business.
Fat Tony The only difficulty I have encountered is that there are not enough attendees at the racetrack to boost the betting pools.
Quimby I’ll see to it that the police release anybody who’s got a racing sheet on him or who looks clinically depressed enough to go to the track.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 2" which is to "Make Quimby Collect Bribes" and "Make Fat Tony Fix Races". Quimby's task takes 4 hours and Fat Tony's task takes 2 hours and the player receives total Cash385 and XP82 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 3

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Boys, we live in fortuitous times.
Legs How's that, boss?
Fat Tony Our legitimate enterprises usually have to operate within a certain shroud of secrecy.
Fat Tony But all the petty crimes have been keeping the polizia’s attention away from us.
Fat Tony It’s refreshing to be in such a relaxed and stress free state while we strong-arm, murder, and swindle.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Collect Tribute". Fat Tony's and Legs's task takes 8 hours and Louie's task takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash1,070 and XP250 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 4

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Eddie We keep getting emails from the Mayor’s office telling us to let gamblers and concrete union workers out of jail.
Eddie Clearly Quimby’s got something going on with Fat Tony.
Lou We could stage a coup and make Chief Wiggum mayor.
Eddie No, the Chief has said he'd never accept that job because he doesn’t want to be named “America’s Fattest Mayor.” Let’s investigate Quimby.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Investigate Corruption" and "Make Eddie Investigate Corruption". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash940 and XP210 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 5

After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark
Lou Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield.
Lou You are under arrest!
Quimby You, ah, you can’t do this. I’ll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again!
Wiggum Well, it’s a bit of a go-nowhere field, anyway. I’ve been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Serve Time". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.
Wiggum Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He's got such a symmetrical face!
Lou So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief?
Wiggum Yeah, now that Quimby’s not protecting him anymore, let’s show him who’s the real boss around here.
Eddie How are we going to play it? They’ve got a lot of guns.
Wiggum We’re going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address.
Wiggum There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I’m planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own!

Springfield Confidential Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over!
Fat Tony Is that so, officer?
Fat Tony I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupulous in every single one of my…
Wiggum Tax evasion!
Fat Tony Legs, have we been scrupulously paying our taxes?
Legs We’ve never paid any taxes, boss.
Fat Tony So I’m guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America? Well, looks like we’re in for a little vacation, boys.
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 6" which is to "Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison", "Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer", and "Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer". Fat Tony's task takes 24 hours and Legs and Louie's task takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash1,050 and XP250 in reward.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 7

Lisa Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal.
Bart Don’t get carried away, Lisa. They’re only going away for 24 hours. Why can’t we send them away for longer, anyway?
Lisa Because it’s more fun to tap on all forty of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions!
Bart It is?
Lisa Apparently. Now shut up and make me do next week’s homework!
The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework".

Arnie Pye

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Arnie Pye Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!
Homer My thoughts exactly. Who’s Arnie Pye?
Arnie Pye I am. You know, “Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky”... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke.
Homer Oh, right -- Duffman.
Arnie Pye No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you’ll have to get out of my helicopter – it’s not rated to lift your load.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Arnie Pye Hey, it’s the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?
Arnie Pye Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye.
Arnie Pye Let’s go for a walk. Maybe we’ll give Kent Brockman’s house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP112 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Arnie Pye This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!

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Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street.

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But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?
Arnie Pye That’s sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?

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I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well… just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp.
After the quest.
Arnie Pye What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!

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Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash205 and XP36 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold.
Comic Book Guy I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I’ll use that time to do something productive.
Comic Book Guy Like ride my “large man scooter” to Gulp ‘N’ Blow!
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark

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Pye?! You’re not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better.
Arnie Pye Oh, Kent, I’m so sorry – you didn’t hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years.

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But that would mean… twenty-five thousand people?
Arnie Pye Try twenty-five million people. I’m a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who’s played you on SNL, Kent?

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Nobody yet. But I’ve always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly.
Arnie Pye Pfft, he’s not even a regular! So there’s no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream’s as dead as your anchor job.
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash360 and XP80 in reward.
Comic Book Guy When he’s not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie “Armaggedon”.
Comic Book Guy Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!
Comic Book Guy Besides, Arnie Pye’s viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it’s over. Dead.
Comic Book Guy As Dead as Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Arnie Pye What?! I’m being replaced as anchor?

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Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you’re making an idiot out of yourself.

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But the good news is… there’s a giraffe loose on the Odgenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!
Arnie Pye (Sigh)
The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield" and "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash1,100 and XP260 in reward.

The Sunsphere

Here Comes The Sunsphere

After build The Sunsphere and tapped on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Hey, look! It's the Sunsphere! I thought I knocked that over and broke it when we went to Knoxville, Tennessee.
Milhouse Amazing to think that it was once part of the World's Fair of 1982... the most forgotten World's Fair in history!
Bart Let's break into it, climb to the top, and see if we can hear ghosts from 1982 talking about how boring the view was.
The player receives "Here Comes The Sunsphere" which is to "Make Bart Climb the Sunsphere", "Make Milhouse Climb the Sunsphere", "Make Martin Climb the Sunsphere", and "Make Nelson Climb the Sunsphere". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash1,780 and XP410 in reward.

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