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:"'Mr.Burns:"' Let this be a lesson to those who love cash; your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash, if you are awful and nasty and cruel- | :"'Mr.Burns:"' Let this be a lesson to those who love cash; your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash, if you are awful and nasty and cruel- | ||
| − | :"'Homer:"' Enough with the lessons, this | + | :"'Homer:"' Enough with the lessons, this isin't a school. |
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| − | :"'Moe"': I | + | :"'Moe"': I ain't got no candy, I only serve beer. And who said that you could bring minors in here? |
:"'Homer"':Your peanuts are paw through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk! | :"'Homer"':Your peanuts are paw through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk! | ||
:"'Moe"':Hey, hey hey! This is supposed to be a children's story! | :"'Moe"':Hey, hey hey! This is supposed to be a children's story! | ||
:"'Homer"':Now grab all his money and vodka and gin, and I'll knit a nice nord from his leathery skin. | :"'Homer"':Now grab all his money and vodka and gin, and I'll knit a nice nord from his leathery skin. | ||
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| − | :"'Lisa"': We thought we escaped from our psychotic guide, but when we got | + | :"'Lisa"': We thought we escaped from our psychotic guide, but when we got home he was waiting inside! |
| − | :"'Homer"':I'm staying | + | :"'Homer"':I'm staying forever and your stuck with that, cus I'm your new daddy, so fatten the ca- oooh |
| − | :"'Homer"':I'm frightened of nothing, not even hells fires. Just | + | :"'Homer"':I'm frightened of nothing, not even hells fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers! |
==Dead and Shoulders== | ==Dead and Shoulders== | ||
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Hey, torso! | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Hey, torso! | ||
:'''[[Barney]]:''' Huh? | :'''[[Barney]]:''' Huh? | ||
| − | :'''Moe:''' What's with the cookies? Even | + | :'''Moe:''' What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now. |
:'''Comic Book Guy:''' I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day! | :'''Comic Book Guy:''' I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day! | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute. | :'''Homer:''' Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute. | ||
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| − | :'''Moe:''' Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I | + | :'''Moe:''' Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us. |
:'''Marge:''' ''(sighs)'' I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown. | :'''Marge:''' ''(sighs)'' I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer:''' And that, kids, is | + | :'''Homer:''' And that, kids, is how I met your mother. |
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Oh The Places You’ll D’oh
- Marge: Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique.
- Comic Book Guy: Wait a second... It's Halloween?
- Marge: Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00.
- Bart: Can we have some candy.
- Marge: Just one M&M.
- Abe: You should not be here when their mother's away!
- Homer: And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!
- Abe: I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now?
- Borax: I am the Borax. I speak for the woods. But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods.
- Homer: Sellout!
- "'Mr.Burns:"' Let this be a lesson to those who love cash; your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash, if you are awful and nasty and cruel-
- "'Homer:"' Enough with the lessons, this isin't a school.
- "'Moe"': I ain't got no candy, I only serve beer. And who said that you could bring minors in here?
- "'Homer"':Your peanuts are paw through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk!
- "'Moe"':Hey, hey hey! This is supposed to be a children's story!
- "'Homer"':Now grab all his money and vodka and gin, and I'll knit a nice nord from his leathery skin.
- "'Lisa"': We thought we escaped from our psychotic guide, but when we got home he was waiting inside!
- "'Homer"':I'm staying forever and your stuck with that, cus I'm your new daddy, so fatten the ca- oooh
- "'Homer"':I'm frightened of nothing, not even hells fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers!
Dead and Shoulders
- Milhouse: Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by the airport?
- Bart: Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.
- Bart: I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.
- Lisa: Actually, there's a little more.
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Homer: Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom anymore, I finally get my man cave.
- Ralph: That was gonna be my show-and-tell!
- Therapy teacher: I think we've made some progress here.
- Homer: Great... Oh, and I have this "two heads for one" coupon.
- Therapy teacher: Well, that's for lettuce.
- Homer: How about this one? "One random disorder free with every schizophrenia."
- Therapy teacher: That's mine, but it's expired.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Bart: Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.
- Lisa: Why, Bart? I thought we were friends.
- Bart: A brother can never be friends with his sister.
- Lisa: Are you really, really sure?
- Bart: I'm afraid I am.
- Lisa: I feel your pain, brother.
- Krusty: Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week.
- Lisa: Help me, Doctor.
- Dr. Nick: So this is what successful post-op looks like.
Freaks no Geeks
- Moe: Hey, torso!
- Barney: Huh?
- Moe: What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now.
- Comic Book Guy: I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day!
- Marge: Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect!
- Homer: Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute.
- Moe: Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us.
- Marge: (sighs) I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown.
- Homer: And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
