Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XXIV/Quotes"
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:'''Lisa:''' Help me, Doctor. | :'''Lisa:''' Help me, Doctor. | ||
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' So this is what successful post-op looks like. | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' So this is what successful post-op looks like. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Hey, torso! | ||
| + | :'''[[Barney]]:''' Huh? | ||
| + | :'''Moe:''' What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now. | ||
| + | :'''Comic Book Guy:''' I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day! | ||
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| + | :'''Marge:''' Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute. | ||
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| + | :'''Moe:''' Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' ''(sighs)'' I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown. | ||
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- Marge: Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique.
- Comic Book Guy: Wait a second... It's Halloween?
- Marge: Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00.
- Bart: Can we have some candy.
- Marge: Just one M&M.
- Abe: You should not be here when their mother's away!
- Homer: And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!
- Abe: I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now?
- Borax: I am the Borax. I speak for the woods. But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods.
- Homer: Sellout!
- Milhouse: Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by the airport?
- Bart: Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.
- Bart: I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.
- Lisa: Actually, there's a little more.
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Homer: Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom anymore, I finally get my man cave.
- Ralph: That was gonna be my show-and-tell!
- Therapy teacher: I think we've made some progress here.
- Homer: Great... Oh, and I have this "two heads for one" coupon.
- Therapy teacher: Well, that's for lettuce.
- Homer: How about this one? "One random disorder free with every schizophrenia."
- Therapy teacher: That's mine, but it's expired.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Bart: Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.
- Lisa: Why, Bart? I thought we were friends.
- Bart: A brother can never be friends with his sister.
- Lisa: Are you really, really sure?
- Bart: I'm afraid I am.
- Lisa: I feel your pain, brother.
- Krusty: Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week.
- Lisa: Help me, Doctor.
- Dr. Nick: So this is what successful post-op looks like.
- Moe: Hey, torso!
- Barney: Huh?
- Moe: What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now.
- Comic Book Guy: I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day!
- Marge: Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect!
- Homer: Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute.
- Moe: Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us.
- Marge: (sighs) I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown.
