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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Poor [[Chip Davis|Chip]]. Such a big part of everyone's life. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} People called him the "6th Simpson." I'm not sure why. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} If it makes you feel worse, I'm the man who bought the stock you sold. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I have no regrets. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Really, Mother? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agnes}} Oh, I didn't see you there. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up 3,500%. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aw, you misheard that on purpose! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Why are you doing this, Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} 50% attention-seeking, 50% to drop things on people. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} He's gonna visit my sky granny. | |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} ''[to Homer]'' That's a ball-proof window, sir. Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital? | ||
| + | {{qf|Siri}} ''[to Rafael]'' I'm sorry, I don't see any "hops petals" near you. Deleting all contact information. | ||
| + | {{qf|Raphael}} No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I... | ||
| + | {{qf|Siri}} Delete confirmed. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Pray for a miracle, boy. God can hear you better from up there. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[Pray to God]'' Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}} That's not a prayer. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} My God says it is. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[to Marge]'' Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} Milhouse, are you the bottom half of that mischief? | ||
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- Marge: Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life.
- Homer: People called him the "6th Simpson." I'm not sure why.
- Mr. Burns: If it makes you feel worse, I'm the man who bought the stock you sold.
- Homer: I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.
- Reverend Lovejoy: So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?
- Agnes Skinner: I have no regrets.
- Principal Skinner: Really, Mother?
- Agnes: Oh, I didn't see you there.
- Mr. Burns: Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up 3,500%.
- Homer: Aw, you misheard that on purpose!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Why are you doing this, Bart?
- Bart: 50% attention-seeking, 50% to drop things on people.
- Ralph Wiggum: He's gonna visit my sky granny.
- Raphael: [to Homer] That's a ball-proof window, sir. Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?
- Siri: [to Rafael] I'm sorry, I don't see any "hops petals" near you. Deleting all contact information.
- Raphael: No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I...
- Siri: Delete confirmed.
- Ned Flanders: Pray for a miracle, boy. God can hear you better from up there.
- Bart: [Pray to God] Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen.
- Ned Flanders: That's not a prayer.
- Bart: My God says it is.
- Marge: It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant.
- Chief Wiggum: [to Marge] Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator.
- Luann Van Houten: Milhouse, are you the bottom half of that mischief?
