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:I was a sinner, a real bad kid. | :I was a sinner, a real bad kid. | ||
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:Come on up and tes-ti-fy! | :Come on up and tes-ti-fy! | ||
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Revision as of 11:17, October 29, 2019
- For the album, see The Simpsons: Testify.
"Testify"
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Song Information
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"Testify" is a song sung by Bart and the congregation of his new church during services.
Contents
Lyrics
Episode version
Part one
- Bart:
- Satan, eat my shorts!
- I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
- What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
- Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
- Took a whiz on the school computer.
- Bart:
- But now, I've changed,
- You can't deny.
- Come on up and,
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Sherri and Terri:
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Come on up and,
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Grampa:
- My hip's misbehavin
- Back-Up Singers:
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Patty:
- Gotta nicotine cravin'!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Professor Frink:
- There's a cramp in my glaven!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Bart and Back-Up Singers:
- Tes-ti-fy!
- Bart and Everyone:
- Tes-ti-fy!
Part two
- Milhouse:
- My glasses make me look like a geek.
- Bart:
- Now you'll get the girls you seek.
- Sherri and Terri:
- We'll see you at make-out creek.
- Everyone:
- Bart's the boy of the hour,
- He's got the power!
- Bart and Everyone:
- So raise your voice, and don't be shy!
- Tes-ta-, tes-ta-
- Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-taaaaaaaaa-
- Bart and select singers:
- FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
- Everyone Else:
- Testify! Testify!
- Everyone:
- Come on up and tes-ti-fy!
Deleted lyrics
- Martin Prince:
- I've had this wedgie since I was six.
- Bart:
- There's no problem faith can't fix.
- Martin Prince:
- Now this cat's getting into the mix.
- Yeah
- Everyone Else:
- Testify! Testify!
- Come on up and testify!
Album version
- Bart:
- Satan, eat my shorts!
- [applause and cheers]
- I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
- What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
- Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
- Took a whiz on the school computer.
- Bart:
- But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
- Come on up...and testify!
- Sherri and Terri:
- Testify! Testify!
- Come on up and testify!
- Grampa:
- My hip's misbehavin
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Patty:
- Gotta nicotine cravin'!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Professor Frink:
- There's a cramp in my glaven!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Bart and Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Bart and Everyone:
- Testify!
- [organ solo]
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify! Testify!
- Come on up and tesitfy!
- [organ solo]
- Everyone:
- Bart's the boy of the hour,
- He's got the power!
- Bart and Everyone:
- So raise your voice and don't be shy!
- Testi-, testi-
- Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-
- Bart and select singers:
- FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
- Everyone Else:
- Testify! Testify!
- Everyone:
- Come on up and testify!
Behind the Laughter
It is the second track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Appearances
