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The Woozy Canary Gold Mine

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The Woozy Canary Gold Mine
The Woozy Canary Gold Mine.png
Location Information
District: Springfield Desert State Park
Town: Springfield
Use: Gold mine
First appearance: "The Scorpion's Tale"

The Woozy Canary Gold Mine is a gold mine in the Springfield Desert State Park.


When Springfield Elementary went on a field trip to Satan's Anvil, Bart, Milhouse and Nelson discovered the mine. Inside Bart found old naughty, French postcards. Nelson took them claiming they're "Fool's Porn". He then looked at several of them.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The title comes from using a canary as a sentinel species in a mine to tell whether or not the air is toxic.