Oh, How Do We?

"Oh, How Do We?"

Song Information Singers: Harry Shearer Hank Azaria Dan Castellaneta Tress MacNeille Pamela Hayden Characters: Principal Skinner Superintendent Chalmers Teachers Length: 0:37 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Michael Price Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Yokel Chords"

"Oh How Do We?" is a song by Principal Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers and other teachers.

Lyrics

Seymour Skinner:

How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?

Superintendent Chalmers:

How do we crush her First Amendment rights?

Seymour Skinner:

How do we stop her writing up what she saw?

Superintendent Chalmers:

Would she shut her trap?

Seymour Skinner:

For a gift card from the Gap?

Skinner and Chalmers:

She might.

Teachers:

Oh how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?

How do we make this righteous less uptight?

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical The Sound of Music. It is part the "Yokel Chords (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "Yokel Chords"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies