Not It/Quotes
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- Mrs. Gumble: [to Barney] Have fun playing in the gutter!
- Barney Gumble: It's floating. It's still floating! This is fun to me. I love you, paper boat!
- Krusto: I'm Krusto, the funniest clown in the whole wide world.
- Barney: Uh, people who have to tell you they're funny usually aren't.
- Marge: Oh, oh, you're hurt, you poor thing.
- Homer: No girl has ever called me a "thing" before.
- Krusto: [as a ventriloquist dummy] Hey, kid.
- Moe Szyslak: Hmm?
- Krusto: I went on a date with your mother last night. You might want to check her for splinters! [cackles]
- Moe: [in present] He was implying they made love.
- Comic Book Guy: He came to me as the rotting corpse of my grandmother in a hot tub full of maggots.
- Moe: We get it, we get it, no need for a flashback.
- Krusto: What's the difference between a Twinkie and a fat kid? I don't feel guilty when I eat a fat kid.
- Moe: I don't want to die and be buried in a kid coffin. It costs the same as a regular-sized. I overheard my parents pricing 'em.
- Carl Carlson: We're not dead. Somebody pinch me.
- Moe: Somebody slap me. A-Any one of yo use. Doesn't-doesn't matter.
- Lenny Leonard: Oh, Moleman, I can't imagine my life without you seated next to me every night here at D'ohs Tavern. You're my best friend.
- Hans Moleman: I'm cold.
- Bert Albertson: Mom, I got an A-plus on my Elizabeth Cady Stanton diorama.
- Lizzie Albertson: I threw a stink bomb in the teacher's lounge and bike-locked the door.
- Marge: Well, I'm so proud of one of those things.
- Marge: Homer needs us. We're the only ones who can kill the clown.
- Comic Book Guy: We're adults now. A kid murderer is a kid problem.
- Moe: So, how the hell are we gonna stop that unkillable clown? We ain't exactly children no more.
- Homer: Yeah, but we're still friends. We're still full of childlike wonder. We're still virgins.
- Marge: Kids, be good and wait in the car. Mommy and Daddy have some grown-up yelling to discuss.
- Comic Book Guy: Our kids!
- Moe: Our phones.
- Homer: Now it's personal. Just like it always was.
- Homer: We're not afraid of you anymore, clown. You have no power over us. He's an astronaut, she's a seltzer big wig, and I'm a world-famous, um, virgin. Oh, damn it.
- Homer: Your arm is summer lightning. Your bravery, the storm.
- Marge: You're the chimp in the zoo.
- Homer: And I'm still bananas for you.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Why were we laughing? This show sucks.
- Jimbo Jones: Let's go up to Heaven and bask in the glory of God's stupid love.
